Dionysian Mysteries

 

or a few words from a quote I like, or maybe the title of a painting. Too tired to think seriously about it.

 

Lolz yur sig it make me laf.

'The Human Condition' sounds cool, but it smacks of arrogance. I'm not sure anyone could live up to that title. Some names just shouldn't be taken.

 

Lolz yur sig it make me laf.

me too.

Kazimerz Funk

 

Same :rolleyes:

Same :rolleyes:

 

Actually, The Final Track isn't a half bad name for a band :thinking: Better than my ideas, anyway. They were:

 

1. Balloon

2. The Curtain

 

 

Yeah, you can tell I'm a hugely creative person.

The Timelords.

Im naming my band the Calligraphers.

 

 

 

 

 

Jk. :)

 

The Rotation Method.

Everybody realizes my name is easily the best so far, right?

 

Just making sure.

Your sig would be your debut LP title.

Pitchfork would have raving reviews of The CO2s debut LP, "Oh, Gravity," subtitled, "thou art a heartless bitch"

 

 

 

 

.......:wacky: AND THEN WE WOULD SELL OUT GLASTONBURY

and I would open for you, like all the obviously superior bands are doing for crappier bands these days :wacky:

and I would open for you, like all the obviously superior bands are doing for crappier bands these days :wacky:

 

And then I would kill you for being such a mean asshole. :wacky:

And then I would kill you for being such a mean asshole. :wacky:

and then my record sales would shoot through the roof because BANDS ARE 1000% DEEPER AND BETTER WHEN THEIR FRONTMAN DIES.

Imma call my band The Wendigos

and then my record sales would shoot through the roof because BANDS ARE 1000% DEEPER AND BETTER WHEN THEIR FRONTMAN DIES.

 

And then you would be dead so it wouldn't matter.

And then you would be dead so it wouldn't matter.

:(. Oh well, someone will probably make an award winning/controversial documentary about the event and you'll get attacked like Nancy Kerrigan backstage at some show.

I would name my band Testicular Sound Express like on Family Guy

:(. Oh well, someone will probably make an award winning/controversial documentary about the event and you'll get attacked like Nancy Kerrigan backstage at some show.

 

Except it wouldn't matter. Coz you would be dead.

It would matter to you, cuz the rest of your career would be a bitch.

"Testicular Sound Express" AHAHAHAHAHHA :laugh3:

I'd name mine AAA Batteries :P

The Ninja Star Thingies :awesome:

Bipolar Bears

That's fucking awesome tho.

 

HARDCORE D00D.

It would matter to you, cuz the rest of your career would be a bitch.

 

OH MY GAWD I'M SO TIRED OF ALL THIS FIGHTING CHRIS WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU :bigcry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

If I had a band I'd buy the rights for True Love Waits, finish it and ask Yorke to sing it.