I gambled away 20 of my ho's in a game of poker while smoking weed and left the casino on my Honda GL1800 Goldwing Deluxe motorcycle.

I did yardwork :charming:

I have a penis.

I have a penis.

 

You win.

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:lol:

I haven't shaved my legs for about 2 weeks but they still aren't very hairy. So that actually isn't very manly.

I sang this:

 

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:charming:

 

Not really. :anxious: But I did cut a tree down.

Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go chop up some fucking wood or something. I feel weak.

I helped my Dad repairing the roof of our garden house last week

I honestly can't think of anything actively masculine I've done lately.

 

I think I WILL go chop up some wood. Need to find the ax. I haven't chopped wood in ages :wacky:

I had a seriously unmanly day today.

 

 

... :uhoh:

*manly grunts*

there we go :nice:

I just realized that I am shockingly unmanly.

Oh! I totally jerked off the other day. Does that count?

I honestly can't think of anything actively masculine I've done lately.

 

I think I WILL go chop up some wood. Need to find the ax. I haven't chopped wood in ages :wacky:

 

It's very satisfying, you should :nice:

Oh! I totally jerked off the other day. Does that count?

 

No, only real sex is manly.

No, only real sex is manly.

 

I had real sex with a manly. :surprised:

I think we should have a womanly thread for those who haven't done anything manly lately...:thinking:

Fuck that shit. I chopped wood for 3 fucking minutes and got at least 10 mosquito bites. I'd almost forgotten why I decided to be a woman.

 

Poured like a whole bottle of topical analgesic on my legs and they feel better now though :nice:

i just quit a game of scrabble because the other team were taking liberties

fucking manly

No it's not, that makes you a fucking pussy. Board games are always more fun and manly if you ignore the rules.

I don't give a shit, so I am manly?

 

nah

some men give a shit

I put knives on a belt furnace last week. :thinking:

I killed a bear with my bare hands today. Then made a coat out of its fur.

Who made you the authority on manliness anyway?

 

my swinging dick

I killed a bear with my bare hands today. Then made a coat out of its fur.

 

You go, Mountainman. :charming:

 

WAS IT FUZZY? :wacky: