POPPY SEEDS. Yeah, those silly things.

 

So I grab the least disgusting bagel this morning, and it's got poppy seeds all over the top. What are these things good for, other than to get stuck in your teeth, make you think there's bugs on your desk, make you test positive for opiates on a random drug test, etc.?

 

Does anybody actually like these things?!? If so, why?

 

Discuss.

I love poppy seeds cake. It tastes so good.

I don't think that has anything to do with an opiate addiction.

But who knows... :uhoh2:

I love poppy seeds cake. It tastes so good.

Yeah, but is it the poppy seeds themselves that make the cake taste good, or is it the other ingredients? As a test, maybe you should make the cake without the poppy seeds and see what it tastes like.

It obviously gives the cake some characteristic taste. One can easily notice the difference.

i think i've never tried that.

they are used commonly in cakes and so? :thinking:

Making opium.

That cake actually is pretty good, but I would attribute it more to the loads of eggs, artery-clogging butter, and lemon as opposed to the poppy seeds.

Making opium.

 

And then heroin! :cheesy: it's extremely easy... is such a simple acetylation of the morphine molecule...

Too bad we didn't have that kind of practice in our basic organic chemistry laboratories. :disappointed:

Making opium.

 

Lulz.

 

We have sooo many poppy flowers at our house. :freak: I know it's not the same as seeds but they come up everywhere, you can't get rid of them and then they kill off all da purdy flowers. :disappointed:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOx_Ko4SBuE]YouTube- Poppies-Marcy Playground[/ame]

Making you fail a drugs test :P

POPPY SEEDS. ...What are these things good for, other than to... make you test positive for opiates on a random drug test, etc.?

 

 

Discuss.

 

Making you fail a drugs test :P

 

FAIL

FAIL

 

Which what happens when you take a test :P

NOT SO MY GOOD FRIEND. HAVE I MENTIONED MY SAT SCORES TO YOU RECENTLY?? :charming:

Which what happens when you take a test :P

 

WIN!!:lol:

Mark for god's sake please fuck off

Did an "invisible" banned person just make a noise??:rolleyes:

oh, you put me on ignore? Good on you :nice:

I love lemon poppyseed cake and muffins! :wacky:

OH MY GOD LEMON POPPYSEED MUFFINS ARE THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER. LET'S MAKE OUT.

I love lemon poppyseed cake and muffins! :wacky:

 

Thanks for getting this thread back on topic.:D

What the fuck? You're the one who got it off topic you stupid fucker.

 

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OH MY GOD LEMON POPPYSEED MUFFINS ARE THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER. LET'S MAKE OUT.

 

:laugh3:

Are they used for decoration? :thinking:

^ Not that I know... they're just for edible purposes.

 

i think i've never tried that.

they are used commonly in cakes and so? :thinking:

 

yup yup

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppy_seeds