People get turned on by all sorts of visual things. :thinking: So what about you? Share your deep, innermost secrets.

 

There's really one for every kind of fantasy here when you think about it.

 

That blushy pubescent Japanese girl thing :embarrassed:

 

Orgy :gossip:

 

For those of us turned on by intelligence :thinking2: :book2:

 

Celebrity crushes :elvis:

 

Voyeurism :whatever:

 

Those creepy nerds who are into sex bots :borg:

 

Feces :toilet:

 

Pedophilia :braces::bow: :kid: :baby:

 

Racial attractions :karate::sultan::sombrero: :indianbrave::indianchief::egypt:

 

Mudkips :mudkip:

 

Costume/dress-up fantasy :policeman::joker::toff::mickey::fireman: :santa::santa2::elf:

 

Barack Obama :ears:

 

Bestiality :flutterby:

 

Oral :whistle:

 

Rape/S&M :lipsrsealed2:

 

Feet :socks:

 

And for the weirdest of you all, Coldplay-fetish :chris: :will::phil::guy::jonny::jbcm:

 

 

 

 

 

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Any further ideas from the rest of you?

LOL errr..

 

This one -> :awesome: looks like it's about to give a blowjob.

I think you mean your reaction is :speechless:

 

Hmm, you think that falls under "rape"?

No, more like "OMG IT'S BIG".

Oooh. Good point.

 

:huh2: is more like "WHERE DID IT GO?"

Actually if we're honest, only these would cause reaction:

 

:chris:

:will:

:guy:

:phil:

:jonny:

:o is trying to decide whether or not to give a blowjob then the guy takes out his dick and it's like OMG SHOCK AWE HORROR

MMM... more like "OH FUCK THAT'S INSANELY BIG!"

Or, "OMG THIS WOMAN IS A DUDE!"

:love: is two gay people, obviously. Real men don't love.

:will:

 

Oh yeah.

:love: is two gay people, obviously. Real men don't love.

 

Totally.

:snore: <- This is a 40 year old woman during foreplay with her husband.

:dead: <---- Necrophilia

 

edit: :sleeping: This is a 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN during foreplay with her husband. :smartass:

:smart: nerd.

Needles to say, not sexually active.

Unless you're me.

 

Well a nerd with that big a set of glasses is a turn-off tbh.

 

:chef: Food fetish.

:smash:

Sadomasochism.

I actually lol'd. :lock: is clearly for chastity belts.

 

HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I JUST SAW THIS AND NOW I CANNOT FUCKING UNSEE IT.

 

LOOK AT THIS ONE.

 

:cyclist:

^Explain D:

Okay. Look at what's on his head. Think of other things that have heads.

A penis?

YES. HIS HAT LOOKS LIKE THE TOP PART OF A PENIS.

 

:cyclist:

 

I CAN'T FUCKING UNSEE IT.

I'm lol'ing a lot.

 

:builder: what about this one?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa....well, this one :freak: and this one :wacky: definitely do....that's why I always use them

:dance: Orgasmic?

YES. HIS HAT LOOKS LIKE THE TOP PART OF A PENIS.

 

:cyclist:

 

I CAN'T FUCKING UNSEE IT.

 

HAHAHAHHAA :awesome:

 

quoted :lips:

:mickey: <--- furotica