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Have you ever been sexually attracted to a Coldplaying smiley?

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SARA. How did you not include teh whip??? :whip:

It's like the most obvious one. :sad:

 

And I thought I might add:

 

Those turned out by sexy hair :gorgeous:

Those turned on by musicians/drummers/people beating the shit out of stuff :drummer:

Those turned on by safety :cyclist: (Not a penis, silly!)

Those turned on by excelent dentistry :bucktooth:

Those turned on by whatever the fuck this is :hippy:

Those turned on by pedophiles :disguise:

Those turned on by smoking or artsy crap :beatnik::smoking:

Those turned on by flowers :daisy:

Those turned on by douche bags :cool2:

Sara, you never cease to amaze me.

 

And for the weirdest of you all, Coldplay-fetish :chris: :will::phil::guy::jonny::jbcm:

 

 

 

Hehehehehe I totally have a Chris fetish :wink3:

Sara, you never cease to amaze me.

 

Seconded.

 

On-topic, I've never been turned on by a smiley. Why would I do that? It's impractical in every sense of the word.

Yeah,

this thread is just brilliant.

 

:disguise: I didn't know this paedo smiley existed.

 

 

And no, I have never been sexually attracted to a Coldplaying smiley... or to a smiley on another website :lol:

Just look at this guy: :charming:

:wink3:

now I know which one I feel attracted to:

 

:smoking:

 

I mean....I do feel attracted to smoking men as well omg

Those turned on by whatever the fuck this is :hippy:

 

Dickhead

:laugh3:

 

:charming: all the way.

 

although I do approve of :waffle: :socks: and :mudkip:

 

:heart: <- this one's quite nice too :wacky:

I just realised how much my :mudkip: sux

It honestly does.

 

Yeah, I kinda only dabbled in spriting for a few months at 13... all I did was recolor the smiley a bit and maybe add the cheeks and headfin on. Durp. It's still a Mudkip smiley, even if it does suck

 

it also could be attraction to axolotls!!!

:wacky::heart: I adore the Mudkip. I want to paint it all over my sons nursery!

 

:mudkip::mudkip::mudkip::mudkip::mudkip:

 

:awesome:

No, never.

 

and wtf would that be if someone is turned on by the vuvuzuela smiley...or at least the vuvuzuela horn itself =O

No. I'm only sexually attracted to my reflection. They had to remove all mirrors from my work and home.

 

So you're the modern-day Narcissus?

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