August 18, 201015 yr Chuck norris was here filming a movie and he farted, see what happend Chuck never sleeps, he awakes. Chuck fought the law, and won..
August 18, 201015 yr Chuck norris was here filming a movie and he farted, see what happend This was taken moments afterwards. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEjoga1yrn0]YouTube- Flaming Crater, Darvaza Turkmenistan 1/6 - Phillips Connor[/ame] (That is the same hole by the way, the natural gas that started igniting within it happened about 35 years ago)
August 18, 201015 yr Author Nawpe, sorry! by the way..Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried!
August 18, 201015 yr Well I prefer Jack, the only things I've seen Chuck Norris in was some B movie and he looked a bit past it:P
August 19, 201015 yr Why do people make fun of him? You mean aggrandizing him and describing him as some omnipotent being (which he is)?
August 21, 201114 yr last 1: Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.
August 21, 201114 yr Chuck Norris is not waiting for Mylo Xyloto, he's been listening to it since 1995.
August 21, 201114 yr Yeah, Chuck Norris jokes don't really amuse me anymore. Unless they're new and rather spectacularly crafted, that is.
August 22, 201114 yr I used to adore them, and I have a huge collection of them on my computer (somewhere). But as a result, I've usually heard them before :/
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