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An army of short people!

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excellent soldier, you are the most valuable member of this army, since you are the only one who understands my true purpose :sneaky:

 

and if the tall army turns against you, we will protect you!

 

Thank you.

We shall fight for an end to height discrimination!

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Oh I'm readaay I've been typing insults and snobby faces all last night

 

excellent let the insults begin :wink3:

an end to being called hobits and dwarfs and being made to reach for the top shelf :smug:

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Thank you.

We shall fight for an end to height discrimination!

 

Amen!

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so we have the 20, arwen needs?

plans?

leader?

 

spam the tall army thread, follow kats example ;)

 

So, erm, will this new world be all free love etc?

 

our new world will have

 

- universal healthcare and education

- free love

- and lower shelves for short people

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arwen evenstar what is your name ?

 

that is a secret soldier, I will tell you privately!

who is the tall's leader?

and the normal height leader?

 

i approve of the lower shelves for short people :|

 

btw greg, how is tall's world, or is going to be now?

spam the tall army thread, follow kats example ;)

 

 

 

our new world will have

 

- universal healthcare and education

- free love

- and lower shelves for short people

Sounds great. I'll bring the condoms.

that is a secret soldier, I will tell you privately!

 

Me tooooo!

who is the tall's leader?

and the normal height leader?

 

i approve of the lower shelves for short people :|

 

btw greg, how is tall's world, or is going to be now?

 

They don't have a leader. I never was leader and nobody took responsibility, therefore I don't know the world they envisage, but I suggested equality and was attacked by one of the soldiers.

Condoms? What happened to your breeding Programme :lol:

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who is the tall's leader?

and the normal height leader?

 

yes we need to gather all three leaders and have peace talks

 

Me tooooo!

 

fine, but you will have to keep it a secret

Condoms? What happened to your breeding Programme :lol:

 

The selective breeding was a ploy to weaken the tall people through inbreeding.

But anyway, since it was selective breeding any sex outside of the the program would have required strict condom use.

:awesome:

How tall are you

Believing that I'm not growing any longer, I'm a 1,60m height girl. I dunno how much that is in feet and inches...

secret Got it ;)

aaaaw No Babeh Making ?

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^ we will have a selective breeding program and breed medium height babies, so there will be no discrimination :)

^ we will have a selective breeding program and breed medium height babies, so there will be no discrimination :)

Hahahaha, nooo. That would be terrible. We need to simply educate the haters so that there is no discrimination. Getting rid of the tall and the short is like saying there is a problem with them. Get rid of the haters not the hated.

 

Love all forms of life.

wait wait, we have a breeeding programme, and we fight at the same time?

:uhoh:

 

Yes, the generals have megaphones and they shout:

'AND FIGHTING... AND FUCKING... AND FIGHTING... AND FUCKING... AND FIGHTING, HEY STOP FUCKING AND FIGHT!'

 

It's a rotation.

:laugh3:

Say Greg ... wanna meet after the Victory ;)

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