Do you want to join the Dark Side?

 

 

 

we have :

 

Lots of Cookies

 

 

A great huge pool

 

 

Over 1 million Cupcakes

 

 

Brownies

 

 

 

Creme Brulee

 

 

Lots of fruit

 

Nice rooms

 

 

 

Beach w/ocean dome

 

 

A gym

 

 

Free pizza

 

 

A hotel

 

 

coral reefs

 

 

rainforest

 

 

Lindor chocolates

 

 

 

 

 

 

RECRUIT #1 REPORTING FOR DUTY

NOW!! THE RULES OF THE DARK SIDE!!

 

1. SPREAD THE DARKNESS EVERYWHERE, WHEREVER YOU ARE NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

 

2. ARWEN EVENSTAR IS THE PRESIDENT. LIKE IT.

 

3. BERRYMANGIRL1 IS THE VICE-PRESIDENT. LIKE IT.

 

4. PROPHET OF PROSPKET IS THE HEAD OF THE DARK MISSIONARIES. LIKE IT.

 

5. YOU MUST ALWAYS USE CAPITAL LETTERS.

 

6. YOUR WRITING MUST ALWAYS BE RED.

 

7. YOUR WRITING MUST ALWAYS BE BOLD.

 

8. YOU MUST NEVER RETURN TO THE LIGHT.

ALL HAIL THE DARK SIDE

I'm a rebel. :awesome:

party in the usa

Copycat. :evil:

I was gonna be a rebel first. :evil:

 

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO COPIED ME FROM BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN :evil:

ARE YOU FOR THE DARK SIDE OR NOT?

Of course I am. Look at me following the rules! :awesome:

GET OUT OF THE DARK SIDE BEFORE WE SMITE YOU

OH MY GOD THERES COOKIES INVOLVED

What does smite mean? :thinking:

this is like star wars whos darth veda

DARKSIDE4LIFE

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

 

EVEN I WOULD MAKE THEM BETTER THAN THAT

chloe dont listen to them! we have cookies on the light side thread...there just not ready yet, but i promise theyll be out of the oven in 10 to 15 minutes...just us!

HOW BOUT THESE?

 

 

 

 

 

Never! We have this guy to destroy your cookies!

*makes white chocolate macadamia nut cookies*

 

COME TO THE OUTSIDE111111111

uh, hmmm...alright then, well we have this!

 

HEY

:evil:

can I not join the dark side and just have a cookie?

 

(can sammy have one too?) :shy:

no Ian you cannot...you can join the light side though, we have no recruits except for that fat giraffe, i mean we used to have cookies too but the giraffe sorta ate 'em.... :(

uh, hmmm...alright then, well we have this!

 

 

 

:stunned: