Marry me

 

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It'll be okay, you all can just move to Utah.

edit: Is it just my pc, or does my sig look huge in this post[/size]

Is it just my pc, or does my sig look huge in this post[/size]

 

naw, it's pretty darn big.

I'll post it here, if anyone wants to move it, feel free.

 

Noel Gallagher Vs Damon Albarn rap battle

Noel:

Today, is gonna be the day

that you kiss my arse, bitch, Noel’s here to stay;

you’re a cockney t wat Damon, no one likes Blur:

I shit better songs from my High Flying Birds.

I’m Lennon for a generation: one of the greats, me;

I changed the fucking world with Definitely Maybe,

so go and fool yourself: isn’t Parklife clever?

‘Cause only one of us will live forever.

 

Damon:

Oh yeah Noel, you’re such a musical don

that you got your little brother to sing on all your songs,

and you’ve written nothing decent since 1995:

if you’re that rock and roll, how come you’re still alive?

If Oasis were assessed, from Falling Down to Acquiesce,

it would stress me and depress me that you never progressed, these

songs that you’ve written, may be loved by Great Britain,

but they’re all the same to me; you fucking mono-browed gibbon.

 

Noel:

All the same? Tell that to Kate Moss and Johnny Depp:

the only friend you have makes cheese in a shed, you bent

floppy-haired pikey; did you ever consider,

that if we knew it was you, we’d never listen to Gorillaz?

I’m the masterplan, you’re a charmless man,

I’m a rock and roll star, you’re MOR: and my

rhymes will spank yours til you’ve no distance left run,

but I expect you’d like that, bet you take it up the Beetlebum.

 

Damon:

Oh move on you cock, it’s not the 90s anymore,

I score hits this century, you’re had what, three? Four?

I’ve explored some war-torn states for inspiration;

you’re in a shit new band, whose tragic formation

came about ‘cause you stormed out, held your fans at ransom

over your brother throwing a motherfucking tantrum;

I’m a professional Noel, you’re past you’re prime,

and I’mma beat you in the battle of Britpop a second time.

 

 

YOU ARE AMAZING.

YOU ARE AMAZING.

 

That's very kind of you, Molly. :)

 

I am, however, engaged to Coldplay.

 

(Which is something I never thought I'd say, but probably something a lot of people on here wish for.)

I don't approve of that as I'm already married with them. :phu:

Edit: And we have Coldplaying kids too.

I don't approve of that as I'm already married with them. :phu:

Edit: And we have Coldplaying kids too.

 

Alien Radio, Fran and Coldplay, Dee are actually my coldplaying parents :nod:

Can I marry Mark too?

Got a real fan club building up here

I don't approve of that as I'm already married with them. :phu:

Edit: And we have Coldplaying kids too.

 

Ohhh sorry, I'm encroaching on your territory here, it's all going a bit Jeremy Kyle :\

 

Can I marry Mark too?

 

Sure you can! It's legal in our country now. :smug:

 

Wait til you see how I leave the seat up though, and eat shitloads of angel delight without washing up the bowls. If my own girlfriend despairs I don't see why anyone else would wanna marry me. :P

That's OK I'll lick the bowls :D

 

The angel delight bowls, that is, not the uh... never mind...

radio head... :lol:

That's OK I'll lick the bowls :D

 

The angel delight bowls, that is, not the uh... never mind...

 

This is a marriage that will work :P

Ohhh sorry, I'm encroaching on your territory here, it's all going a bit Jeremy Kyle :\

 

 

Jezza Kyle gonna open canowhupass

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Aw you made me feel bad at first but then I remembered I wasn't your first choice anyway when we got married so :snobby:

Aw you made me feel bad at first but then I remembered I wasn't your first choice anyway when we got married so :snobby:

 

what even :huh::sad::phu:

what even :huh::sad::phu:

 

Sorry but mommaDee is right, you said you were already married and that she was your future wife if I remember correctly :nod::thinking:. Jeez dad :huh::phu::wtf:

 

:lol:

 

Could we have a Liam vs Noel rap? :thinking::)

Yes I was already married to Eddie :phu:

 

She still wanted to marry me so I married her too :phu:

 

And yes, that means that she can marry Mark too I guess

 

Then we'll all have two wives/husbands, is that fair

Fran, just marry me already. :p

*forever alone*

Could we have a Liam vs Noel rap? :thinking::)

 

Go on, then.

 

Liam:

It’s Liam Gallagher, motherfucker,

the original rockstar, better than my brother;

I could sing the phonebook and make it a hit,

which is just as well, cause your songs are shit.

And while you’re doing alright with your High Flying Birds,

you haven’t got me to polish those turds;

where are you while I’m getting high? Oh yeah,

wishing you were in Beady Eye.

 

Noel:

BDI? Are they the only letters you know?

Have you not moved onto words? Are you a little bit slow?

And why d’you stretch to the mic like you’re deranged?

It’s nearly as sad as your clothing range.

 

Liam:

I’ve got stage presence and a sense of fashion,

you could be on stage, stood there flashin’

your tiny dick, and no one would notice,

Noelly, without me you’re hopeless.

 

Noel:

Hopeless and my album hit number one?

 

Liam:

Oh fuck off; you know I’m the favourite son.

 

Noel:

You’ve got hair like Dora the fucking Explorer.

 

Liam:

Well your songs are worse than Rita Ora’s.

 

Noel:

Liam, listen carefully,

everything you are, you owe to me,

you’ve got as much talent as the cast of Glee,

and you’ve got fuck all personality,

it’s been 15 years since you were on MTV,

your band’s a shit stain on society,

you’re an embarrassment to the family:

this is more than a sibling rivalry;

consider this,

the death of you and me.

AAAH :awesome: amazing

dood u r a c00l kid.

 

Noel:

You’ve got hair like Dora the fucking Explorer.

 

Liam:

Well your songs are worse than Rita Ora’s.

 

 

That bit is the best

Go on, then.

 

Liam:

It’s Liam Gallagher, motherfucker,

the original rockstar, better than my brother;

I could sing the phonebook and make it a hit,

which is just as well, cause your songs are shit.

And while you’re doing alright with your High Flying Birds,

you haven’t got me to polish those turds;

where are you while I’m getting high? Oh yeah,

wishing you were in Beady Eye.

 

Noel:

BDI? Are they the only letters you know?

Have you not moved onto words? Are you a little bit slow?

And why d’you stretch to the mic like you’re deranged?

It’s nearly as sad as your clothing range.

 

Liam:

I’ve got stage presence and a sense of fashion,

you could be on stage, stood there flashin’

your tiny dick, and no one would notice,

Noelly, without me you’re hopeless.

 

Noel:

Hopeless and my album hit number one?

 

Liam:

Oh fuck off; you know I’m the favourite son.

 

Noel:

You’ve got hair like Dora the fucking Explorer.

 

Liam:

Well your songs are worse than Rita Ora’s.

 

Noel:

Liam, listen carefully,

everything you are, you owe to me,

you’ve got as much talent as the cast of Glee,

and you’ve got fuck all personality,

it’s been 15 years since you were on MTV,

your band’s a shit stain on society,

you’re an embarrassment to the family:

this is more than a sibling rivalry;

consider this,

the death of you and me.

 

Somebody should definitely record this. I'm not even joking.

Somebody should definitely record this. I'm not even joking.

 

I'll do a backing track if somebody from the Instrument Room fancies rapping…

Hell, I'll do it. For real.