:wacky:

 

:wacky:

 

Made my day! xD hahahah

Sorry. Often, I misplace my swag.

 

...

 

Chris:

It’s Chris Martin bitch, you know who it is, I’m friends with

Jay and Beyoncé, and hey, I’m doing Gwyneth!

Play Glasto when I want and I sell out stadiums,

but hey, I’m still a normal guy, I’m even vegetarian,

I’m a charmer, my music puts a smile on your face,

everybody wants to be in my motherfucking place,

I’ve got millions of fans, and I’m loved by girls:

make no mistake about it, I still rule the world.

 

Thom:

Chris, you’ve ripped off my band too many times,

but you ain’t got the beats, and you ain’t got the rhymes,

And Mylo Xyloto? What pretentious shit is that?

Kid A means more and it was picked out of a hat.

Your daughter’s called Apple, but you’re more Microsoft:

your fans are forty something, middle class and posh;

I could write better music with Chris Brown and a kazoo.

You’re pathetic; not even I can fix you.

 

Chris:

Thom Yorke telling me my fans are middle class?

Don’t you come from Oxford? You pompous arse.

Pretentious? Isn’t King of Limbs about a tree?

You’re a creep, when are you gonna disappear completely?

You’re as boring as a fart and as geeky as Star Trek,

you put the “idiot” in Idioteque,

and as for naming my own fucking price;

I wouldn’t listen if you paid me, it’s not quite Paradise.

 

Thom:

Paradise? You’re joking right? That shit is mind-numbing;

I’ve been Pitchfork album of the decade, two times running.

I’m effortlessly cool, when I’m dancing like a fool,

but when you’re singing with Rihanna, I can almost see you drool,

and disappear? You and whose army gonna make me?

If I didn’t know better, I’d say “I think you’re crazy”;

and girls only like you ‘cause they think you’re gay,

I’ll always much prefer Travis to Coldplay:

you crashed after Rush, and you’ve long been dead,

you’re incomparable to the mighty Radiohead.

 

*drops mic and walks off stage*

we are so indie cool, our radiohead and coldplay jokes.

 

i cant handle it, the club is going crazy.

we are so indie cool, our radiohead and coldplay jokes.

 

i cant handle it, the club is going crazy.

lol da club

obvs it was a street battle.

we are so indie cool, our radiohead and coldplay jokes.

 

i cant handle it, the club is going crazy.

 

Coldplay aren't indie dammit, sell outs sell outs Rihanna synths seeeeellllllllllllll oooouuuutttsssssssssssssss

lol da club

obvs it was a street battle.

 

Was the street battle next to The Bakery?

coldplay is the indiest band i know

Sorry. Often, I misplace my swag.

 

...

 

Chris:

It’s Chris Martin bitch, you know who it is, I’m friends with

Jay and Beyoncé, and hey, I’m doing Gwyneth!

Play Glasto when I want and I sell out stadiums,

but hey, I’m still a normal guy, I’m even vegetarian,

I’m a charmer, my music puts a smile on your face,

everybody wants to be in my motherfucking place,

I’ve got millions of fans, and I’m loved by girls:

make no mistake about it, I still rule the world.

 

Thom:

Chris, you’ve ripped off my band too many times,

but you ain’t got the beats, and you ain’t got the rhymes,

And Mylo Xyloto? What pretentious shit is that?

Kid A means more and it was picked out of a hat.

Your daughter’s called Apple, but you’re more Microsoft:

your fans are forty something, middle class and posh;

I could write better music with Chris Brown and a kazoo.

You’re pathetic; not even I can fix you.

 

Chris:

Thom Yorke telling me my fans are middle class?

Don’t you come from Oxford? You pompous arse.

Pretentious? Isn’t King of Limbs about a tree?

You’re a creep, when are you gonna disappear completely?

You’re as boring as a fart and as geeky as Star Trek,

you put the “idiot” in Idioteque,

and as for naming my own fucking price;

I wouldn’t listen if you paid me, it’s not quite Paradise.

 

Thom:

Paradise? You’re joking right? That shit is mind-numbing;

I’ve been Pitchfork album of the decade, two times running.

I’m effortlessly cool, when I’m dancing like a fool,

but when you’re singing with Rihanna, I can almost see you drool,

and disappear? You and whose army gonna make me?

If I didn’t know better, I’d say “I think you’re crazy”;

and girls only like you ‘cause they think you’re gay,

I’ll always much prefer Travis to Coldplay:

you crashed after Rush, and you’ve long been dead,

you’re incomparable to the mighty Radiohead.

post of the year

You got shared on the Muse boards :tongue:

 

http://board.muse.mu/showpost.php?p=9987285&postcount=3548

post of the year

 

Very kind of you to say so. :D

 

And very kind of everyone to give me thanks for that, I've never said something so popular on here :P I really want to do a series now with other well-known faces of music, but I'm not sure I have the time or rap consistency.

Very kind of you to say so. :D

 

And very kind of everyone to give me thanks for that, I've never said something so popular on here :P I really want to do a series now with other well-known faces of music, but I'm not sure I have the time or rap consistency.

 

Rezzy Leon: rap version

Rezzy Leon: rap version

 

Please tell me you weren't looking at the outline I've been working on for volume five...

Rezzy Leon: rap version

 

Gangsta styleeee. Seriously, Anthony give it a go. I want to see this.

^ Dude you're an awesome rapper. I even played the instrumental of 99 Problems in the background while reading your post.

^ Dude you're an awesome rapper. I even played the instrumental of 99 Problems in the background while reading your post.

 

Aww thank you. :D

 

I'm white, I study English and I live near Oxford, so no idea how.

Aww thank you. :D

 

I'm white, I study English and I live near Oxford, so no idea how.

 

Are you Thom Yorke? :inquisitive:

Are you Thom Yorke? :inquisitive:

 

I wish :(

 

My mate's seen Thom wandering around town before, though.

Okay, did another one of Damon Albarn Vs Noel Gallagher. Do I post it here or a separate thread?

I wish :(

 

My mate's seen Thom wandering around town before, though.

:disappointed:

I'll post it here, if anyone wants to move it, feel free.

 

Noel Gallagher Vs Damon Albarn rap battle

Noel:

Today, is gonna be the day

that you kiss my arse, bitch, Noel’s here to stay;

you’re a cockney t wat Damon, no one likes Blur:

I shit better songs from my High Flying Birds.

I’m Lennon for a generation: one of the greats, me;

I changed the fucking world with Definitely Maybe,

so go and fool yourself: isn’t Parklife clever?

‘Cause only one of us will live forever.

 

Damon:

Oh yeah Noel, you’re such a musical don

that you got your little brother to sing on all your songs,

and you’ve written nothing decent since 1995:

if you’re that rock and roll, how come you’re still alive?

If Oasis were assessed, from Falling Down to Acquiesce,

it would stress me and depress me that you never progressed, these

songs that you’ve written, may be loved by Great Britain,

but they’re all the same to me; you fucking mono-browed gibbon.

 

Noel:

All the same? Tell that to Kate Moss and Johnny Depp:

the only friend you have makes cheese in a shed, you bent

floppy-haired pikey; did you ever consider,

that if we knew it was you, we’d never listen to Gorillaz?

I’m the masterplan, you’re a charmless man,

I’m a rock and roll star, you’re MOR: and my

rhymes will spank yours til you’ve no distance left run,

but I expect you’d like that, bet you take it up the Beetlebum.

 

Damon:

Oh move on you cock, it’s not the 90s anymore,

I score hits this century, you’re had what, three? Four?

I’ve explored some war-torn states for inspiration;

you’re in a shit new band, whose tragic formation

came about ‘cause you stormed out, held your fans at ransom

over your brother throwing a motherfucking tantrum;

I’m a professional Noel, you’re past you’re prime,

and I’mma beat you in the battle of Britpop a second time.

Marry me

omg pls if that's true can u send me a signed pic or something it's for my friend joel he loves u k thx:disappointed:

 

omg it's true. :dazzled:

Marry me

 

Let's do it, you gotta see what I'd write for a speech.

Gangsta styleeee. Seriously, Anthony give it a go. I want to see this.

There will be a rap in volume five. ;)

 

Let's do it, you gotta see what I'd write for a speech.

 

Now this, I wanna see. xD