I've never seen it. :tape:

 

HOORAY INSOMNIA WHEN YOU'RE SICK. :blank:

:whatever:

 

That smiley is so inappropriate.

Exactly what I was thinking...

:uhoh:

That smiley implies masturbation. Masturbation is good.

In Victorian times, women didn't masturbate, and they only had sex to conceive.

The sexual frustration drove them crazy. Like clinically crazy.

So some doctor figured it out and made this masturbation machine:

 

 

Denny Crane!

 

Conclusion: You should masturbate a lot. Like, A LOT.

Conclusion: You should masturbate a lot. Like, A LOT.

 

:blank:

Did you know that dolphins are the only other creature that has sex for fun?

Did you know that dolphins are the only other creature that has sex for fun?

 

 

That's false. I studied this in my zoology and evolution classes. Even in the lab I work in, we mate and dissect fruit flies, and they definitely have sex for pleasure. You can see them doing it in groups, in different positions and even homosexually (and they say homosexuality is "unnatural"...bullshit).

 

Even the most basic animals have sex for pleasure. Think about it: If sex wasn't pleasurable, why would anyone want to do it? The mechanism is there, the nerves are concentrated, as a motivational tool. The only time when sex is NOT pleasurable is when the sex is asexual or simply mitotic. Which arguably would be a better system if sex was only for procreation. But it's not, and the simple existence of the sexual process is proof.

 

Something that's really really incorrect from a biological evolutionary standpoint is when people say that something is done for the "good of the species." Animals do not think this, they're in it for themselves. The development of the group of animals as a whole is not of the organism's concern: It's just a side effect of micro-Darwinism.

 

Example: Bonobo chimps have gay sex, masturbate, kiss, etc. NONE of that is procreative. It's all over the animal kingdom.

 

I don't want to post them here, but there are videos of this kind of stuff. You can look up videos of animals masturbating and stuff on YouTube. My evolution teacher did it once. It was ridiculous.

This thread just turned a heck of a lot weirder...0_o

The only clues are....

And it's as green as Link's tunic.

 

:thinking:

 

Could be Pokemon Emerald?

 

That's my favourite Pokemon game! :wacko:

:blank:

 

Take it easy on the botox. I can't read emotions from your face any more. :confused:

Take it easy on the botox. I can't read emotions from your face any more. :confused:

 

 

You're either going to become really funny or really fucking irritating.

Not sure which yet.

I'd say there's an unlikely chance he won't be fucking irritating, but chance of being really funny? Nah.

You're either going to become really funny or really fucking irritating.

Not sure which yet.

 

Bitch, I don't know you. Why would you say such a nice or vile thing to me?

I'm too tired after 10h at the university to be any of the two.

Please forgive me if I was boring or trying to much, I just desperately want everybody to love me.

And I want to rule the World, just like Madonna. :nod:

But with less pics of my nasty untrimmed bush and armpit hair and more curing of AIDS.

^ LOL MADONNA LOLS UR SO RANDOM

 

You're either going to become really funny or really fucking irritating.

Not sure which yet.

 

That didn't take long did it?

Bitch, I don't know you. Why would you say such a nice or vile thing to me?

I'm too tired after 10h at the university to be any of the two.

Please forgive me if I was boring or trying to much, I just desperately want everybody to love me.

And I want to rule the World, just like Madonna. :nod:

But with less pics of my nasty untrimmed bush and armpit hair and more curing of AIDS.

 

>Bitch

 

>Bitch

 

>Bitch

 

You know how to win over the laydees :dazzled:

 

That didn't take long did it?

 

IKR LOLS

Thank you for the warm welcum, your sweet words hurt like heaven.

I suppose you didn't follow this thread I co-trolled yesterday?

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90849&page=5

 

>Bitch

 

>Bitch

 

>Bitch

 

You know how to win over the laydees :dazzled:

 

Special threat for you on page 8. :awesome:

I assume that you'll find me being pretty random when under-medicated.

You want a peanut or something?

Nevermind... :rolleyes:

I'm outta here. Too depressing. Bye girls...

XOXO Gossip Girl

Nevermind... :rolleyes:

 

Oh dear god, It's Mark

Oh dear god, It's Mark

 

:lol:

I assume that you'll find me being pretty random when under-medicated.

 

That explains a lot, and not the randomness, I mean the fact that you need meds.

:rolleyes: Holy shit, don't be so rude to the newcomer! :angry:

:rolleyes: Holy shit, don't be so rude to the newcomer! :angry:

 

No u :wacky:

Sorry.

 

Welcome to Coldplaying, please take your heavy medication before entering our board next time and making a tool of yourself.