my mama raised me in the dirty south

When trying to make sexual love to a powerful and beautiful lady you must remember not to make your love too strong or too fast, but to let your love lie with you and inside you. It is helpful for this attitude to buy the record player and for songs of the smack artist Dido, who writes beautiful lyrical love poetry of 'I will go south on my ship', which is the pretty anthem of prematured ejaculations. Sometimes it is useful to prepare for your date with the beautiful lady by having the shower whilst listen for Dido and sing.

 

This is now Yossarian's sexual lady thread, in which he makes mention for the special ladies of the world and their magical powers of softness and love. I am most fond of the brunetteish lady with the eyes of lakes and red streak in the hair! :angry:

I like Yossarian's sexual lady thread.