Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 She has a penis and hates CHRIS MARTIN, what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 s/he/it sounds so perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Date her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 She saw me in a coldplay shirt and hates me now. Should I make an anti-coldplay shirt and wear it? That'll win her heart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Grab her penis and say Chris Martin sucks ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence.Wait... who has keeps on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Wait... who has keeps on it? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence. He doesn't have one...so it's not often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'maveryneatMonster.' Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 He doesn't have one...so it's not often. Because of those rude and immature comments Chrissy and the boys don't come here anymore </3 lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence. Just like a fanfic, right? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 put your penis inside her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 Ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 put her inside your penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Marry her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destrokk Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Well thats just unacceptable Nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 put her inside your penis We can try, thanks Rudy! Look what America's taught you [email protected] Marry her. Bad ideaaa Well thats just unacceptable Nick. :embarrassed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy_o Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 We can try, thanks Rudy! Look what America's taught you [email protected] :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 My demise ain't near, don't hold your breath. Damn I just made all of yall shit your jeans, this might be a job for Mr. Clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LiquidSky Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 My demise ain't near, don't hold your breath. Damn I just made all of yall shit your jeans, this might be a job for Mr. Clean. ewww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 If you're a stripper named Porsche and you get tips from many men, then your fat friend, her nick-name is mini-van? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 put her inside your penis the lulz, they are too strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 lol we have a weiner http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/member.php?u=30075 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Wait... who has keeps on it? He-hem. EDIT - DAMNIT ninja'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Im gonna kill the bitch. You're all mine. And I love chris Martin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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