She has a penis and hates CHRIS MARTIN, what should I do?

s/he/it sounds so perfect

Date her.

She saw me in a coldplay shirt and hates me now. Should I make an anti-coldplay shirt and wear it? That'll win her heart?

Grab her penis and say Chris Martin sucks ass.

wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence.

wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence.

Wait... who has keeps on it?

Wait... who has keeps on it?

 

 

lol

wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence.

 

He doesn't have one...so it's not often.

He doesn't have one...so it's not often.

 

Because of those rude and immature comments Chrissy and the boys don't come here anymore </3

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol.

wow. Penis and Chris Martin in the same sentence.

 

Just like a fanfic, right? :lol:

put your penis inside her

Ewww

put her inside your penis

Marry her.

Well thats just unacceptable Nick.

put her inside your penis

 

We can try, thanks Rudy! Look what America's taught you already@

 

Marry her.

 

Bad ideaaa

 

Well thats just unacceptable Nick.

 

:embarrassed:

We can try, thanks Rudy! Look what America's taught you already@

:shame:

My demise ain't near, don't hold your breath.

 

 

Damn I just made all of yall shit your jeans, this might be a job for Mr. Clean.

My demise ain't near, don't hold your breath.

 

 

Damn I just made all of yall shit your jeans, this might be a job for Mr. Clean.

 

 

ewww!

If you're a stripper named Porsche and you get tips from many men, then your fat friend, her nick-name is mini-van?

put her inside your penis

 

the lulz, they are too strong

lol

 

we have a weiner http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/member.php?u=30075

Wait... who has keeps on it?

 

He-hem.

 

EDIT - DAMNIT ninja'd.

Im gonna kill the bitch.

 

You're all mine.

 

And I love chris Martin.