The Mad Hatter Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 ~*penis*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Luka Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 When you are trying to make love with a beautiful woman who is hip and sexual and may even wear a hat or has a nice skirt which is black and white stripes, you must be bold but you must also have the cheek to overcome this boldness with which you seek for powers of love. The lady you speak for she sounds like a beautiful and sexual woman and I believe you should know there is a way for you to make it yours. She does not sound like a disgusting lady of Serbia they have much hair where should not. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 ^why was this guy banned? he gives premium advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 ^why was this guy banned? he gives premium advice.Multiple accounts. You can probably figure out who from the verbiage and the :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 Im gonna kill the bitch. You're all mine. And I love chris Martin. She's a cage fighter and body builder but please go ahead and fight for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 When you are trying to make love with a beautiful woman who is hip and sexual and may even wear a hat or has a nice skirt which is black and white stripes, you must be bold but you must also have the cheek to overcome this boldness with which you seek for powers of love. The lady you speak for she sounds like a beautiful and sexual woman and I believe you should know there is a way for you to make it yours. She does not sound like a disgusting lady of Serbia they have much hair where should not. :angry: Oh Yossarian, how I have much joy for thee return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 She's a cage fighter and body builder but please go ahead and fight for me. im not the one taking fighting courses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 This week we learned how to curl in a ball and scream "no means no" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 nick, you're my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt. Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 This week we learned how to curl in a ball and scream "no means no" i dont take no for an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 12, 2011 Author Share Posted September 12, 2011 Don't worry I wouldn't put up much of a fight against you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyDancerKar Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Grab her penis and say Chris Martin sucks ass. GRAB that penis. Isn't that a little bit forward Asexa? :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 13, 2011 Author Share Posted September 13, 2011 GRAB that penis. Isn't that a little bit forward Asexa? :O Don't they have thorns? That might hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MXColdplayObsessed Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 This thread should be renamed to "Discussion for people who need help". This thread is disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 Coming from someone who probably has 'CWISSY' etched into their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazyDancerKar Posted September 13, 2011 Share Posted September 13, 2011 This thread should be renamed to "Discussion for people who need help". This thread is disturbing. Penis thorns are a normal discussion topic...right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 It's a nightly dinner time discussion where I'm from(the south). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 You should let her fuck you, it's just decency! Be a gentlemen god dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 You should have her babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 You should have her babies. Yeah! Man up and get a uterus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 You should let her fuck you, it's just decency! Be a gentlemen god dammit. I'll risk getting stuck and do it. You should have her babies. Yeah! Man up and get a uterus. I'll wait til they go on sale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 You should be able to evolve and get one. Coldplay managed to do it, why can't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 hahahaha You've inspired me, Emma. I'll listen to more Coldplay and make it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 You could probably find a good uterus for sale on craigslist :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 That's creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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