~*penis*~

When you are trying to make love with a beautiful woman who is hip and sexual and may even wear a hat or has a nice skirt which is black and white stripes, you must be bold but you must also have the cheek to overcome this boldness with which you seek for powers of love. The lady you speak for she sounds like a beautiful and sexual woman and I believe you should know there is a way for you to make it yours. She does not sound like a disgusting lady of Serbia they have much hair where should not. :angry:

^why was this guy banned? he gives premium advice.

^why was this guy banned? he gives premium advice.

Multiple accounts. You can probably figure out who from the verbiage and the :angry:

Im gonna kill the bitch.

 

You're all mine.

 

And I love chris Martin.

 

She's a cage fighter and body builder but please go ahead and fight for me.

When you are trying to make love with a beautiful woman who is hip and sexual and may even wear a hat or has a nice skirt which is black and white stripes, you must be bold but you must also have the cheek to overcome this boldness with which you seek for powers of love. The lady you speak for she sounds like a beautiful and sexual woman and I believe you should know there is a way for you to make it yours. She does not sound like a disgusting lady of Serbia they have much hair where should not. :angry:

 

Oh Yossarian, how I have much joy for thee return.

She's a cage fighter and body builder but please go ahead and fight for me.

 

im not the one taking fighting courses.

This week we learned how to curl in a ball and scream "no means no"

nick, you're my hero

This week we learned how to curl in a ball and scream "no means no"

 

i dont take no for an answer.

Don't worry I wouldn't put up much of a fight against you.

Grab her penis and say Chris Martin sucks ass.

 

GRAB that penis. Isn't that a little bit forward Asexa? :O

GRAB that penis. Isn't that a little bit forward Asexa? :O

 

Don't they have thorns? That might hurt.

This thread should be renamed to "Discussion for people who need help". This thread is disturbing.

Coming from someone who probably has 'CWISSY' etched into their face.

This thread should be renamed to "Discussion for people who need help". This thread is disturbing.

 

Penis thorns are a normal discussion topic...right?

It's a nightly dinner time discussion where I'm from(the south).

You should let her fuck you, it's just decency! Be a gentlemen god dammit.

You should have her babies.

You should have her babies.

Yeah! Man up and get a uterus.

You should let her fuck you, it's just decency! Be a gentlemen god dammit.

 

I'll risk getting stuck and do it.

 

You should have her babies.

 

Yeah! Man up and get a uterus.

 

I'll wait til they go on sale...

You should be able to evolve and get one. Coldplay managed to do it, why can't you?

hahahaha

You've inspired me, Emma. I'll listen to more Coldplay and make it happen.

You could probably find a good uterus for sale on craigslist :nod:

That's creepy