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oh no i am petrified mortified by that thing....oh...my...god...run-away. (sarcasm kills the pig)

why? tom can do better at being random than that.

i was only kidding tom. i said that to hide my sexual frustration towards you and how i actually like that pic and the incredible thoughts i get of you penetrating the dog...through the ear-hole. :)

good'o NOW PENETRATE! :angry:

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i can't, the earhole isn't big enough. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I WENT THERE!!!

ok well when you get a chance get some rubber bands a piece of cheeze and a trampoline and itll fit.

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sounds more like a job for MacGuyver. do you fantasize about richard dean anderson fucking dog ears too, or just me?

hmmmm thats a tough one. hed have to be dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with almonds.

OH BABY A MULLET. hes fast beating you thomas. :stunned: :idea2:

NO THE GUY THAT DID MY HAIR IS! when i dyed it omg this guy had french nails and his voice was higher than a pothead on baloon air.

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