I WAS EATING OKAY I WAS SO HUNGRY

excuses

Sorry I wish I had less of a life :disappointed:

eat in front of a computer alone

like me normal people

I ate in front of the TV alone instead

There you go

 

THIS IZ AMURCA MMKAY

 

WE SHOOT STUFF

 

WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT SO WE'RE NOT RACIST

 

BUT WE STILL DONT LIKE RUSSIANS FOR SOME REASON

 

AMUURCA

*cough*

 

:blank:

*cough*

 

:blank:

 

You're not Russian. Your mom is. And no-one likes her anyway so...

Nutella ftw

You're not Russian. Your mom is. And no-one likes her anyway so...

 

That's not what you told me.

Amy +1

:nod:

That's not what you told me.

 

nutella

 

Jim should have banged Cathy

You're not Russian. Your mom is. And no-one likes her anyway so...

:snobby:

 

That still means that I'm half Russian.

Jim should have banged Cathy

 

I disagree. What if Pam, or let alone his children found out. Plus, if Dwight Saw he'd have it to hold against Jim forever.

 

:freak:

 

Seriously though people, don't cheat on your spouses.

I disagree. What if Pam, or let alone his children found out. Plus, if Dwight Saw he'd have it to hold against Jim forever.

 

:freak:

 

Seriously though people, don't cheat on your spouses.

 

I was jokin'.

I was jokin'.

 

I know so was I:lol:

 

It's hard to tell over the Internet:(

:snobby:

 

That still means that I'm half Russian.

 

I'm one quarter Italian, one eighth German, one thirty-second Chicksaw Indian, and a bunch of other stuff :blank:

^ Oh my god

you're just

you

ah

you're so cute :wacky:

 

That's one of my favorite things about America

You ask a German where he's from, he says Germany

You ask an Australian where he's from, he says Australia

You ask an American, he says I'm American.

 

*pause*

 

But I'm one quarter French, one half Mexican, one-eights Argentinian, five-ninety-sixth Egyptian and one-fourty-eighth Native American, also my in-laws are one-fourth Chinese and I think my cat was smuggled here from Canada but I'm not quite sure

 

*cough*

 

:blank:

Even though Brent's post was pretty rude and unfunny, you were born in America, so you're American.

Are you guys trying to sound exotic or something? I don't know but it's so adorable :wacky:

Even though Brent's post was pretty rude and unfunny, you were born in America, so you're American.

 

Yay score one for me despite being rude and unfunny

Yay score one for me despite being rude and unfunny

:hug:

Dee you're bad for my self-esteem