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My open facebook status to Coldplay ** thread evolved into Lounge material **

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Conspiracy is never impossible.

 

I understand that celebrities are easy target for money. People sue them for any kind of crap. But they are not always innocent. Conspiracy or not, my point is still valid. They don't go to jail for their crimes. Another case that just popped in my head is the rapper TI, he went to jail for 1 year and 1 day for a crime that should have locked him up for at least 20 years. They caught him with an arsenal of illegal weapons. The FBI found the weapons themselves :blank:

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Dear God what have we come to?

LIES! IT'S NOT THERE ON PAGE 10 :bigcry:

 

there are no lies, in page 10 and this is true because it's official.

 

 

and we must position themselves in life. I have never lied about love. I'm just a groupie position in my life . and have a real supermodel danish is much importante in real life and be famous for him

 

 

just old story, I explain my fanaticism in the past about Duran Duran.

 

 

they understood them :shrug:

 

 

Duran Duran - Networker Nation - YouTube

 

 

I've always been a fanatic of A-ha, never a lady or woman for A-ha and I filled the walls with posters of them. (Morten Harket had married an actress and me to be sad) and I had a giant poster hanging from the ceiling of Duran Duran and all buy CDs and DVDs . I was young and alone for many dreams and I said good night to this poster . I had a crush on John Tylor leader bassist. (In these intervals of several years ago also had Larry from U2 and John Bon Jovi ) but John Tylor I did not know he was a gf Danish supermodel and after he married and had other woman and problems of alcohol. and I knew that in Nick Rhodes had married an heiress one day of my birthday in 84. and have divorced . now saint Nick fashion in New York .

http://www.templeofsaintnick.com/essentials.htm

and Simon Le Bon sweet prophet.

So all to say I'd rather be poor and rich in love. perhaps it was the dream of "Ordinary World" .

 

but that if Duran Duran wants to kill the reputation of supermodels being paparazzis is cool and the pub is Swarovski and not diamonds for this supermodels, Great .

 

and John Tylor becomes Cindy Crawford singing "Girl panic !" but the riff and lyrics is "Girls on film" is "the Chauffeur" and uses drugs for a accident :confused:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSMbOuNBV0s]Duran Duran - Girl Panic! - YouTube[/ame]

but not love the supermodels and I'm not having much I want to find sentiments in my ado fanatic fan addict.

I know who I am not the woman of a man he chose Danish Supermodel and the story he will find others story.

I have a dream pauvert and be loved. and not be rich and be loved. the rich do not really love famous or not famous people in general. not want be rich of money is a fact..........

 

 

I understand that celebrities are easy target for money. People sue them for any kind of crap. But they are not always innocent. Conspiracy or not, my point is still valid. They don't go to jail for their crimes. Another case that just popped in my head is the rapper TI, he went to jail for 1 year and 1 day for a crime that should have locked him up for at least 20 years. They caught him with an arsenal of illegal weapons. The FBI found the weapons themselves :blank:

 

the rapper is who ? :thinking:

 

but You make me laugh with your arguments they want so much money the celebrities :laugh3:

I have been hen the golden eggs for all the medias paparazzis real but I do not fit into this I hate consept of showbiz and all in showbiz .

I have never lied about love.
Sure. Like when you said Jonas was your boyfriend? And he loved you back?

 

T. I. is easy to find. Just type "rapper TI" in wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.I.

 

Urgh.

I was afraid of entering this thread, but it's ok.

And Blue Glisten's awesome avatar gave me another refreshing seizure.

No. You claim your claim is official because people have been saying so. Well, I don't know what absolute truth is, but I know it's NOT that. Jonas (singer of Mew) is NOT a pedophile for dating a 23 model. THAT is a fact. So stop being jealous because she is dating your 'dream' man. Sure. Like when you said Jonas was your boyfriend? And he loved you back?

 

T. I. is easy to find. Just type "rapper TI" in wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.I.

 

Urgh.

 

 

 

 

I never said was my bf I said I am groupie and him have a gf supermodel danish confirmed by him :confused:

and on page 10. he loves his gf danish supermodel. So confirm that there is no lies is official is true .

jealous of what and competed on what the great famous supermodel that everyone loves? I'm just groupie and there are many I know So I am fat ugly and just on the net . bah but is nothing of dangerous for him . I did not dream of man or dream of anyway . my God I said many time was just a pseudo LoryApparatjikBjerre

 

I never said was my bf I said I am groupie and him have a gf supermodel danish confirmed by him :confused:

and on page 10. he loves his gf danish supermodel. So confirm that there is no lies is official is true .

jealous of what and competed on what the great famous supermodel that everyone loves?

You said it many times. Back in 2010, etc. Don't deny.

For example:

my boyfriend is going with another.
http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4457042&postcount=30

have a bf who made the horrible EXHIBITION with girl's clothes and the girls love it and because he is bored at home. is very sad for me

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4153638&postcount=68

P.S but I have already said that I have a boyfriend, me I love and him so much in love too and who has no wife or girlfriend, or children yet.

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4412392&postcount=9303

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9157/dsc01463h.jpg

Etc, etc.

In all cases you were talking about Jonas Bjerre. I don't have more examples, because it's too long ago. But people probably remember anyway, so denying it again makes no use. You have also said that Magne is an ex of you and you have even once said to be gf official of Guy Berryman. Do I need to dig up those as well?

 

Jealous of what you ask? Jealous of Agnete because she's with Jonas.

I was afraid of entering this thread, but it's ok.

And Blue Glisten's awesome avatar gave me another refreshing seizure.

 

I do not know why people dream of something that not exist

me I am a boring person who never dream lol

 

I guess nobody saw a girl empty of humanity and feeling in life, I could live in my childhood because I was full of dreams and have a humanity :shrug:

You said it many times. Back in 2010, etc. Don't deny.

For example:http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4457042&postcount=30

 

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4153638&postcount=68

Etc, etc.

In all cases you were talking about Jonas Bjerre. I don't have more examples, because it's too long ago. But people probably remember anyway, so denying it again makes no use. You have also said that Magne is an ex of you and you have even once said to be gf official of Guy Berryman. Do I need to dig up those as well?

 

Jealous of what you ask? Jealous of Agnete because she's with Jonas.

 

 

 

 

a dream is not real and never be real . I know who I am groupie jealous of girl danish supermodel famous who is his real girlfriend. and no problem the celebritie do not care about groupie fat and avoid and have a real life him and his girlfriend famous .

Guy Berryman have a gf french of France I believe because is a friend of mine who had been together in France in an alley.

and you know the internet is all false . it's cool to the invention of story that does not exist is the net and more played in net with a groupie is not be real .

and only one celebritie I know John Ratcliff, but because I talk with him on email and not know the others celebrities but him speak too with others fans on the net (called respect all the fans )

 

You said it many times. Back in 2010, etc. Don't deny.

For example:http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4457042&postcount=30

 

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4153638&postcount=68

 

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4412392&postcount=9303

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9157/dsc01463h.jpg

Etc, etc.

In all cases you were talking about Jonas Bjerre. I don't have more examples, because it's too long ago. But people probably remember anyway, so denying it again makes no use. You have also said that Magne is an ex of you and you have even once said to be gf official of Guy Berryman. Do I need to dig up those as well?

 

Jealous of what you ask? Jealous of Agnete because she's with Jonas.

 

JESUS. Lory's saga is more complex than I thought. :stunned:

And I applaud you on your commitment.

 

I think Lory is a bot. :thinking:

^ A freaking awesome bot.

 

I love her. I do. She's really insightful.

^ A freaking awesome bot.

 

I love her. I do. She's really insightful.

 

I love her too.

 

What the FUCK. The name of the thread changed to CHAOS thread or the Bart's Monster thread or the Baw8cc and Nicola gaysex thread. :D

 

Baby come here. :wink3:

I was thinking about time someone re-named this thread! It really had nothing to do with Facebook... but the new name is just :laugh3:

Whoever changed it, misspelled my name, so nobody will ever know it's about me. :sneaky: Bwahahaha.

I am a little bit embarrassed. Please change it back you guys. :P

 

EDIT: Actually, leave it. :charming: Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamt of a thread on coldplaying.com being named after me having gaysex with some guy. :awesome:

I love her too.

 

What the FUCK. The name of the thread changed to CHAOS thread or the Bart's Monster thread or the Baw8cc and Nicola gaysex thread. :D

 

Baby come here. :wink3:

 

I hope you two got married first because you know sex before marriage is a sin.

His sweet sweet lips are worth the fires of eternal damnation. :wink3:

 

I'm seriously. :|

JESUS. Lory's saga is more complex than I thought. :stunned:

And I applaud you on your commitment.

 

I think Lory is a bot. :thinking:

 

http://www.facebook.com/jonasbjerre#!/photo.php?fbid=231313086878870&set=pu.173293979347448&type=1&theater

 

 

I said i am just groupie like me not dangerous on the net and is just photoshop stupid many groupies girls made this kind of photoshop and is in 1998 photo .

 

and I can not support when fans tell me:

 

Hi!How are you? Are you a relative of Jonas?

 

is not true and it's just ridiculous me everyone know him has a real gf famous danish. Because work with her and is always with her. So love her .

 

is all joking on net is not real I know the net is fiction

 

Lory, I like you and all, but swear to God, if you'd creep up to me wearing that mask I would freak out and punch you in the trunk. :stunned:

 

248903_231313086878870_173293979347448_1004404_4686120_n.jpg

 

EDIT: This is my 444th post, the time is 3:33 and the date is 12.12. OCD is awesome. :dance:

a fan of Coldplay who wants to be Jonas Bjerre just to be loved is kind thanks Nikola :)

 

 

I have not put the picture where Jonas kissed his famous supermodel Danish Agnete in real life on a magazine. if it's a reality so I do not know what to say.

true Jonas Bjerre he has a life, have a danish supermodel girlfriend said by everyone even him on his facebook. He never speaks to me.

and I am single is a fact . and groupie on net but I know is just playing on net .

there is only reality that matters and he is bored with his girlfriend Danish is a supermodel and is on apparatjik .

more on facebook :

Pimwalun Puangsri : Jonas and Agnete together ;) ...I wish I were around Flø :(

 

I am a groupie for this girl and for Jonas and Agnete .

 

Edit : and if I talk to Jonas Bjerre I told him: you do not love me, you put your supermodel famous girlfriend Danish in front of me. not humiliate me because I am fat. I know I'm a groupie. :disappointed:

^ A freaking awesome bot.

 

I love her. I do. She's really insightful.

 

dear friend. like somebody who is not a groupie on the net of a celebritie. who tells saga fun. that does not exist. the net is a fiction is not reality ;-)

I hope you two got married first because you know sex before marriage is a sin.

 

Baw8cc and Nikola also go far to find a real girl in real life but not me and more is thread Baw8cc and Nicola gaysex thread .

 

 

 

and I think if I have a bf in real life I will know and speak to me in real life and never humiliated on my facebook .

I am single in my life and I will never get married, just a fact .even if he did not like me

 

 

 

Bart! :D

 

It's okay Lory, we love you :lips:

Just don't lie on the internet, because the internet is not fiction for all and it is in general not nice to lie even if it's on the net. Making up things like saying you're with JB is trolling. Trolling is not nice. If your attitude towards him was different, he would probably answer back. He does communicate with fans, but not with ones that don't appreciate his work but instead fancy him and fantasize about having him as a husband and make photo collages of it and even post this on his facebook :bigcry:

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4161171&postcount=1649

Oh............ JONAS BJERRE ! you will marry me one day ?

And on apparatjik’s facebook: “can I be in your pants? Shy

http://coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4455548&postcount=11174

For the record, that facebook is not his personal facebook page but one that is set up for fans.

That this one person asked you if you are a relative of him has to do with the name of your facebook account; Lory Bjerre. You pretend to have his last name. Not strange that people wonder why, eh? Link to actual quote.

Why do you have three facebook accounts anyway? (perhaps even more, but I don't know about those)

 

But it's okay Lory, we love you :botoxlips:

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