Sixth base?

 

*me gusta*

 

That means that I get to fist him so hard he turns inside-out.

 

:blank:

 

How am I still allowed to talk?

Sixth base?

 

*me gusta*

 

I'm to expensive for you. Fuck off.

:nod:

 

I don't even know his name, but I've already let him go to 6th base. :awesome:

Some people consider me a whore. I do not blame them.

 

My name is Bob.

That means that I get to fist him so hard he turns inside-out.

 

:blank:

 

How am I still allowed to talk?

 

Fisting is so 2009. All the kidz are into insectophilia now.

 

 

I'm never going to eat another carrot again. :blank:

That means that I get to fist him so hard he turns inside-out.

 

:blank:

 

How am I still allowed to talk?

 

Wat.

 

I'm to expensive for you. Fuck off.

 

Fisting is so 2009. All the kidz are into insectophilia now.

 

 

I'm never going to eat another carrot again. :blank:

 

Your penis looks an awful lot like a carrot.

My name is Bob.

 

My name is Nikola.

Like Nikola Tesla. The guy who invented electricity and the radio and thus made this converstion possible.

You betta be mirin.

 

Nice to meet ya. :lol:

Your penis looks an awful lot like a carrot.

 

Your vazhïn looks like a grasshopper on steroids. But you already knew that.

Tesla Coils give me a boner.

A U2 fan?

 

By the way, everyone on this thread should get an invitation to your wedding with baw8cc

 

 

I am TOTALLY making the cake for this.

I am TOTALLY making the cake for this.

 

DO IT.

I am TOTALLY making the cake for this.

 

Ooooh, definitely. A carrot cake! :wink3:

Wait...

 

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Poor thing. :cry:

 

OK, something else then... Whateva.

But it should be all Yellow. With pink dumplings. And green ribbons, and... umm, I dunno, I suck at cakes.

 

But you get the picture, I'm a classy bitch. :cool4:

Ooooh, definitely. A carrot cake! :wink3:

Wait...

 

 

Poor thing. :cry:

 

OK, something else then... Whateva.

But it should be all Yellow. With pink dumplings. And green ribbons, and... umm, I dunno, I suck at cakes.

 

But you get the picture, I'm a classy bitch. :cool4:

 

OMG THAT'S IT! That's mah cake. The white should be yellower, and the cake should be 500x bigger.

After all it is a feast for all the unwashed subjects of the Sultanate.

AND IT MUST OVERSHADOW THE KARDASHIANS.

 

 

 

 

 

Sou biyutiful.

I hope our marriage lasts longer than Kim Kardashian's. How long was that? A trip to the bathroom and back?

I hope our marriage lasts longer than Kim Kardashian's. How long was that? A trip to the bathroom and back?

 

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?! :confused:

 

:D

 

Her very name makes me puke donkey balls...

She should be burned by tanning booth lights. :nod:

I keed, Kim's a hoot. I play with her with laser pointers, she follows them like a cat.

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?! :confused:

 

:D

 

Her very name makes me puke donkey balls...

She should be burned by tanning booth lights. :nod:

I keed, Kim's a hoot. I play with her with laser pointers, she follows them like a cat.

 

Well her and my dog would get along, assuming he could keep his shout out of her STI-infected loins.

 

Unfortunately, though, if you give her something to chew on she won't simply go away into the back room.

They should just go away.

And that's it, I'm not wasting any more of the precious My open facebook status to Coldplay! space on those K-word humanoids.

:angry: You're wrong! Urbandictionary says Kim is Adorable and the only woman that will bring Chuck Norris to his knees.

 

Chuck Norris does not kneel, he bows to Kim. :awesome:

good luck on your quest

I can't decide if this thread is brainstorming or just oral diarrhoea. :thinking:

I hope our marriage lasts longer than Kim Kardashian's. How long was that? A trip to the bathroom and back?

 

I do not understand how people can be compared to these people stupid

 

And it's called love? :confused:

 

 

Plus I'm sorry to say that all this girls of reality TV not onky their hobby is lust, and more they are zero in bed :rolleyes:

 

Guys always imagine that beautiful women are perfect. but when women are selfish, people have nothing, or Guys are all idiots that his women

I watching it on E! or MTVs I ask still how people can become famous this idiots people on reality TV. or it's the medias who are completely idiots.

:angry: You're wrong! Urbandictionary says Kim is Adorable and the only woman that will bring Chuck Norris to his knees.

 

Chuck Norris does not kneel, he bows to Kim. :awesome:

 

Fortunately there Kim Wilde to represent women in the world :phu:

 

http://www.omgnews.com.au/kims-not-a-kid-anymore-hasnt-been-for-a-while-actually/kim-wilde-leaving-the-bbc-studios-112325/

Too lazy to read all of the previous pages, but to sum it up...

 

All of you who say MJ was a pedo, and are immature and stupid enough to believe that can wholeheartedly f*** off, kiss my a** and never say a word here to me.

 

Cheers.

Wow what hell is this thread now? O_____o