never claimed that I was on facebook the gf of Jonas Bjerre . and groupie is not gf and to please you I put their picture on facebook .

I am a Lory "Bjerre" pseudo like many others fans groupies on facebook you know have many "Bjerre" and many groupies like me talking on his facebook. I claim to be anything I know it's a fiction the net. everyone knows I'm a groupie on facebook .

and people fans of mew ridiculed me because they know I'm a groupie. is not a problem is true . even Jonas Bjerre said . ( and fans of mew they know very well that I am single stranger and there are much of pseudo "Bjerre" groupies on facebook) .

and I said the only famous person who thinks that I am not a groupie is John Ratcliff because him speaks to me. I'm not so shit.

edit : Jonas Bjerre I've seen talking on his facebook with his fans, but is clear that he will never talk to a groupie . the celebrities think they are dangerous the groupies .

 

 

 

 

 

and here is the thread of Bart. it's a kind man passionate about Coldplay ;)

hugs Bart

JESUS. Lory's saga is more complex than I thought. :stunned:

And I applaud you on your commitment.

 

I think Lory is a bot. :thinking:

 

what is "bot" about me ? :(

The new title of this thread is,erm, interesting to say the least....lol :laugh3:

"CHAOS thread or the Bart's Monster thread or the Baw8cc and Nicola gaysex thread"

 

 

what is "bot" about me ? :(

 

:(

 

Do you use Google Translate?

If yes, Google is pretty funny guy, eh. :dozey:

google translate not translate "bot" :(

I am SOOOOOOO confused right now. :stunned:

Everyone is.

Everyone is.

 

Yes, even Obama.

Even you except you are actually the only one who completely understands this entire thread. But you want to fit in with your Coldplayer peoples so you pretend to not know what this is about.

Even you except you are actually the only one who completely understands this entire thread. But you want to fit in with your Coldplayer peoples so you pretend to not know what this is about.

 

If you don't understand Lory, you don't understand life. Period. :P

Aw damn. :bigcry:

It's not your fault, you were born this way, baby. :dozey:

:P

google translate not translate "bot" :(

 

bot = robot

It's not your fault, you were born this way, baby. :dozey:

 

CAPITAL H I M

Lory, a bot is a computer program written to pretend to be a human. Like Macky says, in short bot=robot. Artificial hen of the net.

 

And you don't even know what a groupie is.

 

Look at the tags of this thread :}

a robot is a dead person or humanoid in real life and life support losing the soul and will exist. because there is no love in real life or anywhere.

 

 

a groupie is someone who claims to loved a celebritie but is a person who has lost his identity or simply has no identity. it idealizes a person who does not exist. she did not know and do not realize. because this person pretend loved a celebritie and no one knows the celebrities. In fact it is an insignificant person, often celebrities avoid his people because they are two-word "fanatic" come from fan-atic word that comes from too the word "ill". that's groupie.

 

of course after you have the real groupies then uses the celebrities

here :

http://www.groupiedirt.com/

Yes, even Obama.

 

when you are disguised as Jonas Bjerre was not funny.

when you speak of Obama's funny. :laugh3:

 

I do not know who was behind the mask of an elephant. or Jonas or his famous Danish supermodel girlfriend.

true that is fashion because the band Coldplay elephants in Africa was disguised for a clip.

 

What now we are far from Bart thread talking about the facebook Coldplay and Chris Martin .

Even you except you are actually the only one who completely understands this entire thread. But you want to fit in with your Coldplayer peoples so you pretend to not know what this is about.

 

we were in line to speak that I was a groupie of Jonas Bjerre says by Kim. you saw all the quotes and kind fans who want to reassure me and loves me even though I did not become pathetic has misled the celebrities.

 

but you read the real subject Bart speak of Coldplay and Chris Martin

 

Bart is not telling of the band

 

 

Chris Martin.. and co, are complete and utter sell outs..... why ??? what happend to a group of half decent musicians...very talented........ at the highest order...

your legacy could have been up there with the very best, now by many you will be just be rememberd as a bunch of middle age almost phoedilhile type boy band.... your orginal fans are even struggling now to say thanks....

 

 

I have been here for a very long time.... my love for coldplay knew n bounds...

 

dear Bart Coldplay is the celebrities not the fans.

 

the album MX is inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow (Q magazine and in many interviews said by the band and too by Rihanna a celebritie but fan of Coldplay too, and Chris wrote certain songs for her .

 

it's an album for celebrities by celebrities.

 

I think that, contextually, this is the most meaningful post I have ever seen from you,Lory.

 

on this thread :

Chris Martin dissapointed to leave "Moving To Mars" from the album

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90991&page=4

Lory, a bot is a computer program written to pretend to be a human. Like Macky says, in short bot=robot. Artificial hen of the net.

 

And you don't even know what a groupie is.

 

Look at the tags of this thread :}

 

I know our fans we are robots humanoids and the celebrities not are robots .

a robot is a dead person or humanoid in real life and life support losing the soul and will exist. because there is no love in real life or anywhere.

 

a groupie is someone who claims to loved a celebritie but is a person who has lost his identity or simply has no identity. it idealizes a person who does not exist. she did not know and do not realize. because this person pretend loved a celebritie and no one knows the celebrities. In fact it is an insignificant person, often celebrities avoid his people because they are two-word "fanatic" come from fan-atic word that comes from too the word "ill". that's groupie.

Okay, long post.

 

A) A robot is NOT a dead person, Lory. You must have been alive in order to be dead. Robots never lived, so they cannot be dead. Like rocks or the shoes you wear. They are not dead. You can only say some people resemble robots, because they seem to behave automatically.

 

B) The word fanatic does NOT come from the two words ‘fan’ and ‘ill’. It’s the other way around; the word fan comes from ‘fanatic’ (or fancy some claim, but that also goes back to fanaticus, which is what fanatic also comes from)

 

But I like to get deeper into what a fan or a groupie is and especially the difference between the two.

 

This is what I think both mean:

 

Groupie= admirer of a celebrity that follows him/her around to get in contact and to get intimacy with the person. Usually the groupie is not so much interested in the music or whatever made him/her famous, but rather is interested in the person for his/her personality and/or status. Also usually wants to have sex with the celebrity.

Simplified: a groupie is someone who is more interested in sex/intimacy with the celeb than the music he makes.

 

Fan= Someone who supports/ has a strong interest/is enthusiastic/ fanatic about a band or something like that (eg. actor). I agree that i[]fanatic/fan[/i] was/is used to talk about obsessed biased people, but it also used to refer positively to supporters/ enthusiastics. Now, when they want to use the word ‘fan’ in a bad way, then they usually say fangirl or fanboy. For example: A fan would rate Mylo Xyloto with a 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 maybe even 9, but a fanboy/girl would give it a 10 and claim on youtube that if you don’t like the new direction of Coldplay 100% you are not worthy calling yourself a Coldplay FAN. When Coldplay will record a bunch of farts and sell it as LP6, then fanboys/-girls will rate this a 10 too. Usually they are under 16 and have not yet developed their brains fully so we can’t really blame them. Groupies are a bit different as they probably don’t even give a sh*t about the music, but blindly follow the celeb anyway and they desire sexual intimacy with the celeb.

 

So simplified: a fan is someone who supports a band. A fanboy/fangirl is someone who blindly supports a band. A groupie is not even interested in their music, but just wants to fuck a celeb. For example, here is a picture of celeb Zach Braff screwing a fan and not a groupie: http://say.ly/hTkRNJ

:wacky: You geddit?

I know our fans we are robots humanoids and the celebrities not are robots .

Wait ... what? That’s not what I said. :gives up:

NO! :sad2:

You're taking the fun out of Lory.

+

She/He/It must not become self-aware or it will destroy us all, like Skynet. :|

For example, here is a picture of celeb Zach Braff screwing a fan and not a groupie: http://say.ly/hTkRNJ

:wacky: You geddit?

 

Zach Braff is one the funniest accounts to follow on twitter.

Any Scrubs fans here? or the movie The Last Kiss?

Did you know Zach is also a HUGE Coldplay fan?

Zach Braff is one the funniest accounts to follow on twitter.

Any Scrubs fans here? or the movie The Last Kiss?

Did you know Zach is also a HUGE Coldplay fan?

 

I watched Scrubs in high school. I did not know he was that cool. :lol:

Did not care that much for Scrubs. My favorite medical "dramas" were Chicago Hope and ER.

 

Edit: Yes I know they're not the same genre. And I like my comedies nastier...