Saw this on another board...

 

Just write a number and a thing...

 

I'll start:

 

1. Live without Coldplaying

^ Too true. When you try to leave it sucks you back and sits on you :P

 

2. Fly (without a glider, plane, contraption of some sort, etc.)

3. Lick your elbow.

We've all tried that once in our life, but never succeeded. No one can.

1. Live without Coldplaying

2. Fly (without a glider, plane, contraption of some sort, etc.)

3. Lick your elbow.

4. Live without internet.

 

Face it, it can't be done.

5 Talk and drink at the same time

6. Not make in 'in your pants' joke if you're a Nerdfighter.

7. Own a puppy sized elephant

8. Not like Coldplay if you're on Coldplaying.

Know for sure what happens after you die.

10. Being able to decrease world suck levels without first increasing them.

Time travel.

12. Get an unsigned pre ordered copy of The Fault in our Stars.

13. Be able to have The Fault in Our Stars currently unless you were one of the people who received it accidentally by pre-ordering it.

14. Not be a nerdfighter and know that most of mine and maxride's posts are about vlogbrothers.

15. Not know about the 'in your pants' joke if you're a nerdfighter.

16: Listen to Coldplay without smiling.

17. Make frozen hot chocolate.

Be another person.

19. Dance while sitting.

16: Listen to Coldplay without smiling.

 

I can.

 

8. Not like Coldplay if you're on Coldplaying.

 

Wrong.

> fall from outer space towards Earth with a parachute, expecting to not burn up as you enter the atmosphere! :helmet: (I know someone who really wants to try this, I caution against it, but hey, who knows - maybe they can surf down on a heat shield!:laugh3:)

Know the exact age you will die

22. Get more pizza by cutting a whole pizza into 8 pieces instead of 6.

23. Not eventually cause hearing damage to your own ears if you constantly listen to loud music.

24. Sing 2 songs at exactly the same time