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BORED ON A SUNDAY EVENING?! I am.

 

http://theinkblot.com/

 

Test Results

 

Sickness Quotient: 28%

Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 28% is a little worrisome.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

You are most at ease with people you know well, your attempts to engage with others in group social situations can come off as laboured. You can tend to struggle spending more then a few minutes with people if you do not entirely trust them or know a lot about them, but your positive outlook means that others are more at ease with you as a genuine person then you realise.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

You are motivated and this is appreciated at work. You look not only to do basic job functions but to improve and find new challenges, this may appear to be compulsive to others and sometimes even to yourself, but overall you take pride in this in the long run.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.

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Wish it was actually serious, but...

 

Test Results

 

Sickness Quotient: 45%

Congratulations! At a 45% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

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Sickness Quotient: 88%

Your "Sickness Quotient" of 88% is definitely something to worry about.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.

 

i was answering honestly :smiley:

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Sickness Quotient: 93%

WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 93% is very disturbing.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.

 

this is what happens when you answer almost all of them with "an ink blot", i think i am pretty much incapable of seeing things in these

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Test Results

 

Sickness Quotient: 87%

Your "Sickness Quotient" of 87% is definitely something to worry about.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

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  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little.
  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.
  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sickness Quotient: 100%

WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 100% is very disturbing.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.

 

Everything looked like a goat or people masturbating...if only it could actually score write-in answers. :uhoh:

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I thought I was normal

 

I answered the not-gross options

 

Sickness Quotient: 85%

Your "Sickness Quotient" of 85% is definitely something to worry about.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

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Sickness Quotient: 95%

WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 95% is very disturbing.

 

Detailed Diagnosis

 

Interpersonal Insights

Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

 

Job Performance & Attitude

Your primary function at work is to serve as a bad example, but at least you do that very, very well. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

 

Personality Insight

Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.

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