10k in less than a year , congrats? :O

 

It took me 4 years to reach mine haha.

 

Ren Ren

Rhymes with Hen

Lives in a Den

idk

 

I don't know much about him

I know he's a mod

I know he likes Pearl Jam

 

Likes Radiohead: The king of limb (s)

Not very odd

Wow I'm a terrible poet

MAKE ONE FOR LORY

 

Rudy Rudy

Fresh n' fruity

Is on duty

and is moody

 

Rudy Rudy

Isn't broody

But gets nudey

And that's lewdy

 

Rudy Rudy

A little foody

He's not crudey

My favorite dude-y

 

And he likes maps and stuff

 

:cheesy:

I'm afraid of what you're going to write in mine

make one for rudy

 

Emily

 

While I ponder the existence of our lives

I'm surfing Coldplaying, and then she dives

Into the thread, and then she strives

To make things awkward

 

YOLO she says

You only live once

So she takes some pills

Instead of brunch

 

I get a thought

That I ought

Ought to jot

Before I rot

 

I should climb a roof

And set aloof

Be a goof

Because of Emily

 

idk kinda lost my creativity there at the end :disappointed:

Celien

 

Smart as a whip

Tough enough to chip

Away at my feelings

When I make dealings

 

With the Postal Service

They really suck

But I have a pen pal

In Begium which is kewl

 

Rhyming is hard

But that's okay

Celien is on guard

Always at bay

 

 

Okay I give up

 

d'aauw :wacky:

that's such a nice one :dazzled:

I demand you return at once and write a poem while tired

 

IT SHALL BE GREATLY AMUSING! To me, at least

 

Cobalt

A shade of blue

A forum member

Upon whom we stew

 

Due to the fact

When we interact

We need a riot act

For the laughs that ensue

 

For we need Emma

When there's a dilemma

 

With a wise-cracking fool

Who's being a tool

She'll step in,

bringing the rule

 

For she's so witty,

and inordinately pretty–

She humbles us

But not with pity

i have a poem now :blush:

:)

Cobalt

A shade of blue

A forum member

Upon whom we stew

 

Due to the fact

When we interact

We need a riot act

For the laughs that ensue

 

For we need Emma

When there's a dilemma

 

With a wise-cracking fool

Who's being a tool

She'll step in,

bringing the rule

 

For she's so witty,

and inordinately pretty–

She humbles us

But not with pity

 

 

~yay~

 

though I do not think myself that funny and/or witty

 

and I have not posted a picture on here in yonks

 

I'll take what I can get okay?! :nod:

~yay~

 

though I do not think myself that funny and/or witty

 

and I have not posted a picture on here in yonks

 

You are funny though :nice:

 

Wait dat's nawt u in ur avatrr :huh:

Lol, I miss this place.

 

10,000? Holy shit son, I'm not gonna last that long.

Brent got 10000 posts? :wtf:

 

Okay this is more of a free-form poem

 

Pretend like this is a beatnik thing idk

 

*ahem*

 

Mark

You're the worst

Pretending you're

something

that you're

not

 

Car Kid.

Sixteen

Alien

Adult

Cool

 

All lies

 

You annoy

everyone

Constant

spam

*snaps fingers*

*whispers* spam

 

Not good spam

Not entertaining spam

Just spam

 

Dated jokes

*whispers* Chuck Norris

 

*snap*

Lame memes

*whispers* trollface

 

/pause

And yet

Would Coldplaying

Be the same

Without you

 

No

No it would not

 

There

would

be

*breath*

peace

 

*Bongo solo*

 

*Drops mic, walks out*

 

you beatnik hipster you

Okay this is more of a free-form poem

 

Pretend like this is a beatnik thing idk

 

*ahem*

 

Mark

You're the worst

Pretending you're

something

that you're

not

 

Car Kid.

Sixteen

Alien

Adult

Cool

 

All lies

 

You annoy

everyone

Constant

spam

*snaps fingers*

*whispers* spam

 

Not good spam

Not entertaining spam

Just spam

 

Dated jokes

*whispers* Chuck Norris

 

*snap*

Lame memes

*whispers* trollface

 

/pause

And yet

Would Coldplaying

Be the same

Without you

 

No

No it would not

 

There

would

be

*breath*

peace

 

*Bongo solo*

 

*Drops mic, walks out*

 

 

 

This has to be one of my favourite posts ever. :laugh3:

ps Mark sucks

 

Okay now I gotta do Kat's hold on

yayy

:)

 

You get two

 

Serious poem:

 

There's a kat

Looking up

At a cyan sky

 

Pondering why

If life's a lie

 

For the arbiter

Of pleasure

So often gets

The biggest debts

 

I dunno it sounded cool at first

Basically it means that you're really cool and because you're so cool everything else must be really boring or something idk :disappointed:

 

Okay funny one:

 

Kat Kat

Not a Cat

But a Kat

 

Kat Kat

Pleased to chat

Not a brat

Technocrat

 

Kat Kat

When she scats

Smells like splat

Gross

 

Kat Kat

So British That

is her habitat

She likes nonfat

Yogurt

 

idk

 

Kat I'm sorry your poems suck

Im scared of what my poem will be.

You get two

 

Serious poem:

 

There's a kat

Looking up

At a cyan sky

 

Pondering why

If life's a lie

 

For the arbiter

Of pleasure

So often gets

The biggest debts

 

I dunno it sounded cool at first

Basically it means that you're really cool and because you're so cool everything else must be really boring or something idk :disappointed:

 

Okay funny one:

 

Kat Kat

Not a Cat

But a Kat

 

Kat Kat

Pleased to chat

Not a brat

Technocrat

 

Kat Kat

When she scats

Smells like splat

Gross

 

Kat Kat

So British That

is her habitat

She likes nonfat

Yogurt

 

idk

 

Kat I'm sorry your poems suck

I like your poems, but i dislike nonfat yoghurt, nonfat is just gross

I like your poems, but i dislike nonfat yoghurt, nonfat is just gross

 

What's yoghurt?

 

lol British

What's yoghurt?

 

lol British

lousy American spellings

Okay this is more of a free-form poem

 

Pretend like this is a beatnik thing idk

 

*ahem*

 

Mark

You're the worst

Pretending you're

something

that you're

not

 

Car Kid.

Sixteen

Alien

Adult

Cool

 

All lies

 

You annoy

everyone

Constant

spam

*snaps fingers*

*whispers* spam

 

Not good spam

Not entertaining spam

Just spam

 

Dated jokes

*whispers* Chuck Norris

 

*snap*

Lame memes

*whispers* trollface

 

/pause

And yet

Would Coldplaying

Be the same

Without you

 

No

No it would not

 

There

would

be

*breath*

peace

 

*Bongo solo*

 

*Drops mic, walks out*

 

 

I'm going to save this on my pc

LOL HES REACTED BY BEING OK WITH IT

 

Brent you need an extended verse about how he has no spine.

LOL HES REACTED BY BEING OK WITH IT

 

Brent you need an extended verse about how he has no spine.

 

Should I have said that I got offended by it and started whining?

i liked the bongo solo brent