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He's being suspenseful and not posting until ages to get attention again. Brent you stoopid attention seeker i h8 u!!1

 

LOL sorri I had 2 pay attention to the physiology teacher idk

 

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OMG U GUIZ

 

10,000 TIMES I HAVE POSTED LIKE THIS

 

Comment below and I'll write a two- or - three-stanza poem about you :nice:

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Congrats!...I guess.:thinking: Is that the correct response?

 

Good. Now do it. I want that poem dang it! The rhyme scheme should be A A A B C C D B B A

I missed it :bigcry:

just because I had judo training :(

 

anyway

 

CONGRATS :awesome: :dance: :vuvuzela: :dazzled: :wacky:

 

and I'm not going to post a party gif because I know you hate gifs :nice:

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Congrats!...I guess.:thinking: Is that the correct response?

 

Good. Now do it. I want that poem dang it! The rhyme scheme should be A A A B C C D B B A

 

No

 

Okay here you go

 

I'm gonna do my own scheme fuck you

 

 

 

 

 

Cheese nips

Cold nips

Buttery nips

Pancake nips

 

What's in a nip

Soft like a pillow

Or hard like a ship

 

I don't know your name

So it's hard to say

If I shall acclaim

Or just call you gay

 

ur gay

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I missed it :bigcry:

just because I had judo training :(

 

anyway

 

CONGRATS :awesome: :dance: :vuvuzela: :dazzled: :wacky:

 

and I'm not going to post a party gif because I know you hate gifs :nice:[/color]

 

 

Celien

 

Smart as a whip

Tough enough to chip

Away at my feelings

When I make dealings

 

With the Postal Service

They really suck

But I have a pen pal

In Begium which is kewl

 

Rhyming is hard

But that's okay

Celien is on guard

Always at bay

 

 

Okay I give up

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DAMN IT I MISSED IT!!! :bomb:

 

Hey that poem is funny :lol:

Can I get one too ? :wacko:

 

Your hat is funny

My nose is runny

 

Your name is weird

I wish I had a beard

 

You are French

I sit in stench

 

You're better than I

I think I'm gonna cry

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Congrats :awesome:

 

An Angel

Wait wasn't your name something else?

It's okay

 

 

 

Okay here we go

 

 

 

An Angel I see

Squinting mine eyes

I stare up to the sky

And there is she

 

Her wings outstretched

It seems farfetched

I reach out to catch

I try to etch

 

Looking up at the sky

The light catches my eye

 

It's just a bird

And it shit on my face

omg the twist at the end

 

that was beautiful

Congrats on having nothing better to do

and being a lame Coldplay fan

yeah

Bread 2012, Lana Del Brent, Crying about Brent and listening to Adele, SXSBrent, tumbrent, Brent the People.

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Congrats on having nothing better to do

and being a lame Coldplay fan

yeah

 

Dee

Rhymes with Pee

 

Sitting under a tree

I make a plea

While I drink tea

 

'Wow Dee really sucks"

I think

"It would be lovely if

she gets hit with a bus"

 

:snobby:

 

EDIT 2: I want a haiku

 

Aliens do not

Have Radios you're silly

Weird Coldplay fans

 

Congrats Brent!

I award you with an internet cookie.

 

Madison Madison

Stays at the Radisson

 

Madison is so young

has a tongue

Madison listens to dung

Instead of real music

 

Madison is just a baby

But Just Maybe

She will grow up

And get scabies

 

idk

 

 

kudos bread!

 

EmmaLouise

A beautiful name

A beautiful face

A gorgeous dame

 

Emma thinks she's funny

I think she's punny

Sweet like honey

GIMME URR MONEY :angry:

 

 

 

Bread 2012, Lana Del Brent, Crying about Brent and listening to Adele, SXSBrent, tumbrent, Brent the People.

 

Don't cry

I'll spit in your eye

 

Gimme a taco

 

I'll make you a new one. Too many poems for now gimme a minute

 

 

 

 

 

This took me like 20 minutes what's wrong with me

EmmaLouise

A beautiful name

A beautiful face

A gorgeous dame

 

Emma thinks she's funny

I think she's punny

Sweet like honey

GIMME URR MONEY :angry:

 

:lol:

 

Haha awww I loved this one

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Bread 2012, Lana Del Brent, Crying about Brent and listening to Adele, SXSBrent, tumbrent, Brent the People.

 

Okay Take 2

 

Destrokkkkkkkkkkk

Wears sockkkkkkkks

wants some cokkkkkkkkkk

(chicken you pervert)

 

I am shockkkkkkkkd

At how much she rokkkkkkkkks

It's a pleasure when she talkkkkkkkkkkkks

 

EmmaLouise

A beautiful name

A beautiful face

A gorgeous dame

 

Emma thinks she's funny

I think she's punny

Sweet like honey

GIMME URR MONEY :angry:

 

 

 

 

asdfghjkl; :heart:

Brent, you have a way with words.

Don't cry

I'll spit in your eye

 

Gimme a taco

 

I'll make you a new one. Too many poems for now gimme a minute

 

 

 

 

 

This took me like 20 minutes what's wrong with me

 

Okay Take 2

 

Destrokkkkkkkkkkk

Wears sockkkkkkkks

wants some cokkkkkkkkkk

(chicken you pervert)

 

I am shockkkkkkkkd

At how much she rokkkkkkkkks

It's a pleasure when she talkkkkkkkkkkkks

 

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:lol:

 

Haha awww I loved this one

 

Kiame

 

The sun rises

on the horizon

When each day begins

Kiame's is ending

 

She's so far away

I struggle to say

She's a great friend

Like a ray

Of the sun's light

 

Kiame is the smartest person

I have the pleasure to know

No doubt I would worsen

Without her with whom to grow

 

When the sun is set

I'd be willing to bet

Kiame is the receptor

of my huge debt

 

Love you Kiame :kiss:

 

 

 

Wow that was pretty good :awesome:

 

I'm gonna be a poet motherfuckers *drops out of med school*

 

 

Kiame

 

The sun rises

on the horizon

When each day begins

Kiame's is ending

 

She's so far away

I struggle to say

She's a great friend

Like a ray

Of the sun's light

 

Kiame is the smartest person

I have the pleasure to know

No doubt I would worsen

Without her with whom to grow

 

When the sun is set

I'd be willing to bet

Kiame is the receptor

of my huge debt

 

Love you Kiame :kiss:

 

 

 

Wow that was pretty good :awesome:

 

I'm gonna be a poet motherfuckers *drops out of med school*

 

I'm more impressed that you were able to type all that with one hand

Kiame

 

The sun rises

on the horizon

When each day begins

Kiame's is ending

 

She's so far away

I struggle to say

She's a great friend

Like a ray

Of the sun's light

 

Kiame is the smartest person

I have the pleasure to know

No doubt I would worsen

Without her with whom to grow

 

When the sun is set

I'd be willing to bet

Kiame is the receptor

of my huge debt

 

Love you Kiame :kiss:

 

 

 

Wow that was pretty good :awesome:

 

I'm gonna be a poet motherfuckers *drops out of med school*

 

 

/falls in love

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