dude.. i just read all that again and i was ROFL!!!!!!! lol! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

it's fucking hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

haha yup!.hi josie!*hugs* :P

Hi Ren!

 

*hugs back*

dude... i remember masturbation used to scare the shit out of me when i was like.. 13

am i the only one that wants to ressurect this glorious thread?

No.

 

Hell, I was doing it at 11.

i talked to a kid that did it 11 times in one day

That's a little much. The must I've ever done it is like, 5 times in a night.

:stunned: :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

idk man

left hand is pretty intense

thats not for beginners

but when i use my right hand

i usually do a twist at the top

not just straight up and down

up and down gets so broing

just like when you get to the head(haha) do a little clockwise motion with your hand

 

I remember when these old guys who studied with me were talking about masturbation... and i was like 9 years old and i got home and i asked my dad: hey dad? wtf is jerk off? lol

 

 

hahahah oh.. the right hand... it gets kinda boring, you know? After a few years... you kinda want to try something different... but the left hand is so dumb... maybe i should try it using my feet. now THAT would be a challenge.

 

 

This soo is the best thread ever. and it deserves to be in the main page of the forums... forever.

that's the WIERDEST thing

i just got done "going at it" (jacking off) for like an hour and i get back here & i see this resurrected thread

i love it!

right on

Really? haha i was wondering why you disappeared.

Man, i havent played with lil thom for three days, i guess. that's a personal record. You know, i guess i'm too damn lazy to do it now: All that work, then you get so tired and you have to clean all the mess later. bah.

I hope i can do it tomorrow though.

Oh, forget what i said. Your Toxic video comment on that other thread gave me some good ideas. :idea2: hah

I'll just leave the mb now, see you guys tomorrow.

cheers

OMG!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Holy shit, you guys are hilarious! Ahh this thread used to make me laugh sooo much. :lol:

You horny buggers. :dozey:

hahaha

yeah man

"little thom" lmao

bro one time i was sick and i didnt do it for a week

it was seriously the best

 

if you dont want a big mess just go in the toilet :cool:

 

have you like...

ever gotten any on yoru computer?

hmmm...

i feel gay now

:lol: yeah this is a strange thread. but very funny!

recently i was talking to a few of my guy friends and they constantly talked about how often they masturbated.

hahahahah

:cool:

hahaha

yeah man

"little thom" lmao

bro one time i was sick and i didnt do it for a week

it was seriously the best

 

lmao Man, I remember that when i passed out a few weeks ago i was totally afraid of masturbation cos.. well, what if i pass out doing it, and then my parents hear the noise and go check it and see the bizarre scene of a boy who passed out jacking off? Scary thought.

 

Another scary thought that i always had:

You know, sometimes you wake up... horny... and you just have to go to the bathroom to get rid of all that pressure. But yea, what if it is like, your birthday.. and your parents decide to wake you, and they like... push you out of the bed and they see your "lil friend" ready for action? Totally scary thought too.

 

have you like...

ever gotten any on yoru computer?

hmmm...

i feel gay now

 

hahah Oh, no. (thx god) but i was sooo close a few times though.

My friend told me that once his mum found him using the pc, watching porn and uhh.. playing with his body. ha and then she was like "wtf?" and that was the most embarassing day of his life. haha I dunno if that's true though, but it sure is funny... well, it wouldnt be funny if it happened to me, that's for sure. :stunned:

have you like...

ever gotten any on yoru computer?

hmmm...

i feel gay now

 

Um... like cyber? hahahaa.. no thanks.

Um... like cyber? hahahaa.. no thanks.

no im talking about like... pimp juice on your computer...

anyway

 

hahah Oh, no. (thx god) but i was sooo close a few times though.

My friend told me that once his mum found him using the pc, watching porn and uhh.. playing with his body. ha and then she was like "wtf?" and that was the most embarassing day of his life. haha I dunno if that's true though, but it sure is funny... well, it wouldnt be funny if it happened to me, that's for sure.

yeah i wake up hard every day man

oh and i was doing it in the fucking car with my family but i think they knew they just gave me dirty looks and shit. also my mom caught me doing it in her room while i was watching "behind the music"

hahaha

lmao pimp juice

 

And oh yea, here's the dirty story that i was going to tell you on msn...

 

Ok, so a few weeks ago i was pretty bored so i joined yahoo messanger to find a random chat room so i could join it and annoy random people, and this girl pmed me and wanted to have cyber, so i thought "whoa, why not? i bet that's gunna be funny". so i asked her what i was supposed to do. And she was like

girl: "Oh, say random perv stuff"

thom: "like... you're so hot i want to bang you?"

girl: "no, like: "my **** is going in and out of your ***** really fast, i want to *** in your *****""

haha that was so insane

it all went pretty good, but then, 5 minutes later she said

"oh, your good. my nut is beating. i'm masturbating"

wait... my nut? isnt's that... your ball?

Damn, what if i had cyber with a dude? I feel so... i dunno. that pissed me off. hah

yeah my nut?

maybe its like a girl term we dont know about

cybering is so lame though man

i used to do it alot (a bit)

one time i did it and pmed the girl like 1 week later and told me to fuck off

whatever

that's cool though man good job

did u get her pic?

hahaha

man, i hope nut = clit in the girls secret language. ha that would be good.

And oh yea, cyber really is lame. i dont think i'm ever gunna do it again. The thought that i may have sex with some black dude undercover someday kinda scares me.

And oh yea, here's her pic. I'm pretty sure that it is a fake one though. meh.

that girl is pretty fine man

yeah i bet it means clit

did you guys cyber in english or portugese/spanish?

Oh, in english. i told her that i was from manchester too see if i could turn her on. haha

It was kinda cool cos i didnt know shit about this cyber sex thing and she taught me everything in 3 mins. what a horny chick.

 

What about you, man? Did you have any cyber adventures or maybe some fine chicks pics?

 

And gah, damn, i gotta go now cos my family is bugging me.

I'll see you later man, take care. cheers.