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joe's sex thread

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i'd just go for lotta though

 

she's like the ultimate girl

 

true that. And oh, so pharynx's name is Lotta? Cool, cool..

I wish all the newbies were as good looking as her. (Pick up line #526)

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man, i had this awesome e-book full of pick up lines. There were like, 2000 pick up lines. so intense, i'll search for it tomorrow and try to post it here.

And this other e-book called double your dates too. ha kinda weird. not to mention the classic "speed seduction".

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i cant believe that

girls dont like pick up lines though i dont think

we'll have to ask lotta

where is she? :confused:

haha yea, pick up lines dont work at all. I had to learn that the bad way. All you get is a giggle... If she doesnt slap your face.

 

But yea, let's ask lotta, i'm all curious now.

my opinion on pick up lines; depends on what you say and how you say it.

Whoa, lotta always posts one second before i do. ha but hey..

 

my opinion on pick up lines; depends on what you say and how you say it.

 

Sweet. and what pick up lines work with you?

Okay boys and girls, I gotta go to bed now.

But hey, you guys keep this thread alive okay? it would suck to come back tomorrow and see all the other lame threads above this one.

But hey, eric and lotta, take care, i'll see you guys later.

cheers!

that depends on if it is someone i know or stranger;

x someone i know, then i'd prefer somethn which'd show he know 'bout me and what kind of person i am

x stranger, mmm. well, as a pick up lines, i think on me things such as " i think you're clothes would look good on my floor " don't work, that could be like later when we'd talked at least 'bout somethn first but not the one you'd get me become interested in you in the first place.

 

:D but this is just my opinion.

omfg not this thread again :lol: :lol: :P

bro thom you updated your signature

that's so bad

mr watson

 

omg yeah! haha that is the coolest sig thom..and im on the top so that means i'm the coolest. :cool: haha jk

mrs valensi..? :sick: i forgot about him

i wanna be mrs brody now!! :blush:

love what? this thread? duuuuh!! :P ;)

ahh memories....horny, horny memories :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i dont think i wanna know how horny you guys get...in fact guys in general haha :dozey:

why i dont

maybe its just aussie blokes then..

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