Valleyboy Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 lmao!!!! fuck, this thread rocks! uuhhh.. okay... sexual fantasies... hmmm... okay... i want a canadian gf... that would be so awesome.. man.. toronto girls are the cutest! blue eyes... brown hair... avril look alikes everywhere... aahhh... dude... i remember masturbation used to scare the shit out of me when i was like.. 13... cos i thought that "hair in your hands" thing was serious. i had to ask my uncle about masturbation... that was so lame. lol ps - yea man, pillows are soo hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 and u masturbate ever since like crazy huh? u lil purrv .. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 lmao! hahaha you asked your uncle? dude thats intense i dont think i could bring myself to do that and yes most canadians are hot (girls) this one from alberta ohhh blonde hair fair skin blue eyes i wouldve done anything for that girl but i just ended up burning her cds from that gay band the darkness i dont know when i started doing that whole masturbation thing 5th grade maybe 6th for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Omg this thread is funnnnnnny!! :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valleyboy Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 oh okay, this thread is so purrv now that i think it is ok to ask this... Am i the only one who can't masturbate using the left hand? like.. it's so fooking complicated... you do it for three minutes then you're tired... like... is it a matter of time till your left hand is as strong as your right hand? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idk i never tried that.. i had a gf for almost 2 years so i didnt have the need to. ps. thom, ur sooo sick..lol!!!!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I would think it mattered what hand you write with and such..but I'm not a guy so I wouldn't know. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 hahahha lets ask an expert.. *calls thom* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 :lol: :D :P Me thinks this thread will be alive for a while :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 idk man left hand is pretty intense thats not for beginners but when i use my right hand i usually do a twist at the top not just straight up and down up and down gets so broing just like when you get to the head(haha) do a little clockwise motion with your hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 yeah! coz thom has like 10000 stories to share :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Eeeww guys talking about masturbation is yuk. :lol: Why don't you get someone else to do it for you? :wink3: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycdplayerisbroke Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 because we're not as beautiful as you are give us a break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'm sorry :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valleyboy Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 :lol: :lol: you asked your uncle? dude thats intense i dont think i could bring myself to do that yea, it was so embarrassing though... i felt like jim from american pie... and my uncle sounded like jim's dad, talking about puberty and how it is totally ok to masturbate... wow, that was soo weird. I remember when these old guys who studied with me were talking about masturbation... and i was like 9 years old and i got home and i asked my dad: hey dad? wtf is jerk off? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valleyboy Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 idk man left hand is pretty intense thats not for beginners but when i use my right hand i usually do a twist at the top not just straight up and down up and down gets so broing just like when you get to the head(haha) do a little clockwise motion with your hand rofl!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 man,this thread really rox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 lol i don't think I should be here!! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 talking about masturbation... and i was like 9 years old and i got home and i asked my dad: hey dad? wtf is jerk off? lol LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 lol i don't think I should be here!! my sweet mole.. i think ur right..lol! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Well know that I can handle what you guys are talking about :rolleyes: :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 be happy :kiss: :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 ::shrug:: Meh,...who is Joe anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valleyboy Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 hey purrv boys, do you guys have kazaa? cos i found these ebooks a few weeks ago... and man, they're way better than lotr... they're like.. bibles! check em out! 1 - double your dates, by david deangelo - such a classic. it's my favourite. tons of hot tips. Like, it really helps you a lot. 200 pages, all of em are great. 2 - speed seduction, by ross - kinda boring. it teaches you how to hypnotize girls so you can get laid. didn't work for me. :/ 3 - how to eat pus** - self explanatory 4 - 200 stupid pick up lines - funny stuff. some of em are really great though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlstar Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 2 - speed seduction' date=' by ross - kinda boring. it teaches you how to hypnotize girls so you can get laid. didn't work for me. :/ [/quote'] That's so stupid!! I can't believe they have a book on that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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