If you were a guy then you'd know...

 

:rolleyes:

 

Have u tried apple pie? :wink3:

 

 

Are you asking me to eat an apple while using my left hand?

 

LMFAO :lol: :lol: Didnt u watch American Pie...Jason Biggs tried apple pie

hahahah wow, you guys reply really fast... and uhhh... the feet thing... i'm pretty sure that i can't do it. lol maybe i should get some kama sutra books and practice the weird postitions... that could help, i guess. uhh... too bad i don't have a partner. haha uhhh... where are my pillows?

holy crap!! THOM UR THE FUNNIEST PURRV EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah wow' date=' you guys reply really fast... and uhhh... the feet thing... i'm pretty sure that i can't do it. lol maybe i should get some kama sutra books and practice the weird postitions... that could help, i guess. uhh... too bad i don't have a partner. haha uhhh... where are my pillows?[/quote']

 

 

Hahaha, if I was older I'd be your partner Thom! :P

now i feel left out :( *hugging pillows*

*hugging Ren* :D

If you were a guy then you'd know...

 

:rolleyes:

 

Have u tried apple pie? :wink3:

 

 

Are you asking me to eat an apple while using my left hand?

 

LMFAO :lol: :lol: Didnt u watch American Pie...Jason Biggs tried apple pie

 

No, no I didn't. Nor do I intend to. :rolleyes:

Speaking of which, I haven't said anything about my fantasies, and I don't think I'm going to either.

 

:rolleyes:

If you were a guy then you'd know...

 

:rolleyes:

 

Have u tried apple pie? :wink3:

 

 

Are you asking me to eat an apple while using my left hand?

 

LMFAO :lol: :lol: Didnt u watch American Pie...Jason Biggs tried apple pie

 

No, no I didn't. Nor do I intend to. :rolleyes:

 

:embarrased: :embarrased: What a waste

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time to use: :rolleyes:

lol wtf? lets get back to the topic... :lol: :lol:

 

How often do you wank? :dozey:

Don't :( Brian. You wouldn't stop rolling your eyes so I thought I'd roll mine too! :rolleyes:

lol!!!!! u lil purrv !

My wanking is none of your business. Unless you want to get involved...

 

:rolleyes:

...I cant pictures girls masturbating.. :stunned:

It's done, just not the same way obviously.

 

:rolleyes: :wink3:

haha, obviously!

My wanking is none of your business. Unless you want to get involved...

 

:rolleyes:

 

:rolleyes: :stunned: :stunned:

:rolleyes:

Come on, don't deny it. :P

 

:rolleyes: :wink3: :smug: :sneaky:

Deny what?

Come on, don't deny it. :P

 

:rolleyes: :wink3: :smug: :sneaky:

 

Well, are you hairy? :smug: Coz hairy guys freak me out!! :embarrased:

Read the post and you'll see.

Oh, sorry, I guess I don't meet your standards then. :P

 

:(