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joe's sex thread

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so many sex/boobs/boy-girlmarek threads in the 1st page of the lounge :laugh3:

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idk man

left hand is pretty intense

thats not for beginners

but when i use my right hand

i usually do a twist at the top

not just straight up and down

up and down gets so broing

just like when you get to the head(haha) do a little clockwise motion with your hand

hahahahaha :lol:

 

damn i miss eric and thom here, those too were so wacko and funny!

dude have you ever "glanced" at the guy's wanker next to you in the stall

and its like wow

how can you have such a monster like that

when you dont expect the guy to have one

but then you get out of their and you think that made he just made it hard on purpose?

or am i the only one thats that happened to me

 

:stunned: interesting......

dude have you ever "glanced" at the guy's wanker next to you in the stall

and its like wow

how can you have such a monster like that

when you dont expect the guy to have one

but then you get out of their and you think that made he just made it hard on purpose?

or am i the only one thats that happened to me

 

 

no?

Hahah wow this thread... I remember...

 

I was a virgin back then. :P

  • 10 months later...
:stunned: :stunned: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh, homesexual is okay man

 

mycdplayerisbroke>>have you got any experience that you want to share with us :lol: :lol: :P

 

seriously

i mean

do pillows count

 

dude have you ever "glanced" at the guy's wanker next to you in the stall

and its like wow

how can you have such a monster like that

when you dont expect the guy to have one

but then you get out of their and you think that made he just made it hard on purpose?

or am i the only one thats that happened to me

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm here...do pillows count???hahahaha, i guess not..what did you do with pillows?? :stunned:

 

dude

i just needed to get it out on that pillow practice if you will

no i cant tell

people would think im gay

 

oh okay, this thread is so purrv now that i think it is ok to ask this...

 

Am i the only one who can't masturbate using the left hand? like.. it's so fooking complicated... you do it for three minutes then you're tired... like... is it a matter of time till your left hand is as strong as your right hand? lol

 

idk man

left hand is pretty intense

thats not for beginners

but when i use my right hand

i usually do a twist at the top

not just straight up and down

up and down gets so broing

just like when you get to the head(haha) do a little clockwise motion with your hand

 

Eeeww guys talking about masturbation is yuk. :lol:

Why don't you get someone else to do it for you? :wink3: :lol:

 

because we're not as beautiful as you are

give us a break!

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

 

*dies*

Hahahaha those were the days, i miss those pervs! Bet they have new stories to share :wacko:

Oh come on you bastards! don't let this awesome thread die! :disappointed:

Hahahaha those were the days, i miss those pervs! Bet they have new stories to share :wacko:

 

oooh i bet they have :lol:

 

I wish the rest of us were just as open as they are :wacky:

haha yeah! Lets encourage people to share their wanking stories here :wacky:

^ And in other news, this website is devoted to a band, and not an act of masturbation. :P

^ And in other news, this website is devoted to a band, and not an act of masturbation. :P

 

but it's the lounge after all! The coldplay section is for the coldplay talk and this is for the NON coldplay talk :dance:

  • 1 year later...
Oh come on you bastards! don't let this awesome thread die! :disappointed:

 

I wont! :D

 

(This thread was fucking hard to find)

haha yeah! Lets encourage people to share their wanking stories here :wacky:

 

And you say you're not a perv.

awww, I miss Eric :stunned:

Me too! He sent me a PM like a while after he left, it was just a hey, wonder how him and Vboy are doing.

Me too! He sent me a PM like a while after he left, it was just a hey, wonder how him and Vboy are doing.

 

I missed you too miceal! Idk, I tend to miss a lot of people. This is sad! :laugh3:

 

:hug:

 

 

That was nice of him.

I missed you too Jo! :hug:

 

Youre like one of the only people thats been on here all the time, but like, not for loads of hours per day if you know what I mean.

 

Your usually hanging around a bit which is cool :nice:

I missed you too Jo! :hug:

 

Youre like one of the only people thats been on here all the time, but like, not for loads of hours per day if you know what I mean.

 

Your usually hanging around a bit which is cool :nice:

 

yeah, usually when I can't sleep and I come in whenever I can plus it doesn't help if your phone has internet but can't really be on for long. I don't think most people can.

 

Hmmm:thinking:

  • 2 months later...

Hahahaha! This remains to be the best thread on this forum ever.

 

dude have you ever "glanced" at the guy's ****** next to you in the stall

and its like wow

how can you have such a monster like that

when you dont expect the guy to have one

but then you get out of their and you think that made he just made it hard on purpose?

or am i the only one thats that happened to me

:lol:

 

hahaha hes lurking

yeah ive wanked it for 2 hours! 2 hours! 1 day

thats alot

i was like watching tv

going up stairs and downstairs

fixing dinner

(with my hands)

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