why would i take the first plane to NYC? I just was there in November, remember? i still didn't get laid!.

 

actually, they say Paris is the city of romance/love :rolleyes:

come here for xams :wink3: :sneaky:

so thats why he wears all red :idea2:

 

:lol:

come there for xams? exams? :lol:

you're not a doctor yet to examine me! lmao

 

 

and i'm going to Las Vegas, actually.

I'm going to Vegas next month. If you can't get laid in Vegas, might as well hand over your membership.

and to think my parents took me a bunch of times to go sit on his lap, when i was a little freakin kid! :stunned: my parents suck

Santa IS NOT gay!!! I'm waiting for him next week!!! :angry:

lmao babylon!

exams :confused:

it's all good to know that ppl thinks for you

*takes a gun and shout in her head*

and to think my parents took me a bunch of times to go sit on his lap' date=' when i was a little freakin kid! :stunned: my parents suck[/quote']

 

you never felt that sharp poke in the back of your thigh?

If you can't get laid in Vegas

 

if i had wanted to only get laid, i'd have had mission accomplished long years ago. :dozey:

 

and, i'm not going to vegas to get laid.

Santa IS NOT gay!!! I'm waiting for him next week!!! :angry:

 

Santa IS NOT gay! He's just ...

 

... fashionable.

Santa IS NOT gay!!! I'm waiting for him next week!!! :angry:

mahahahaha :lol:

oh i thought you meant xams like ex-yams, like.......uh........... :huh:

Santa IS NOT gay!!! I'm waiting for him next week!!! :angry:

 

Santa IS NOT gay! He's just ...

 

... fashionable.

aren't you? :sneaky:

*takes a gun and shout in her head*

 

don't shout in your head, Lea! your ears will ring! :lol:

 

and yep, if i had the money, I would definitely come to Paris! :-) I love that city!

Santa IS NOT gay!!! I'm waiting for him next week!!! :angry:

 

Santa IS NOT gay! He's just ...

 

... fashionable.

aren't you? :sneaky:

 

Afraid not. I'm as fashionable as a lumberjack.

 

No! Not a lumberjack.

 

A firefighter. A buffed, greased up, glissening ....

 

No! NO, NO, NO! I'm as fashionable as ....

 

... as something 100% NOT gay.

 

Capice? NOT GAY.

 

* huge exhale *

i will be dead when i will shout in my head

then give my body for the science

you mean shoot, lea.

yes i mean shoot :angry: ...

then give my body for the science

science is a pimp

perhaps she does mean shout! :idea2:

:lol:

santa's gay? what has the world come to ? what about his poor wife?

I always thought Mrs Claus looked a little....masculine. :idea2:

the elves are his bitches

santa's gay? what has the world come to ? what about his poor wife?

 

She thinks of him as a provider, not a sexual partner.

 

Besides, some elves are very useful.