she's not poor. she shops in Bloomingdales, with her live-in girlfriend!

i swear i saw Mrs. Claus and her g/f... :/

I always thought Mrs Claus looked a little....masculine. :idea2:

 

You only say that because of the mustache.

the elves are his bitches

really?

:lol:

Back from dinner!

 

Santa IS NOT gay!!! I'm waiting for him next week!!!

 

You go! Santa lovers unite!

Wife?? He has a wife? I'll be his bitch, then!! :wink3:

those little elves are quite crafty eh? :sneaky:

i saw mommy f***ing santa claus

hey! the navy girlie is back!!

*hugs Julia*

This conversation has become very unnerving. The idea of being Mrs. Claus's bitch is probably what pushed me beyond the limits.

Wife?? He has a wife? I'll be his bitch' date=' then!! :wink3:[/quote']

i know someone perfects for you... :wink3:

*hugs musiclover*

 

...yeah, the thought of being Santa's bitch too is a little scary. :stunned:

Well, if Santa isn't gonna come to my house, I'll try with the Magical Kings... and they're three!!!! :wink3: :wink3:

you know, my physiology teacher :wink3:

You do realise Santa is an old, fat man, don't you?

Well' date=' if Santa isn't gonna come to my house, I'll try with the Magical Kings... and they're three!!!! :wink3: :wink3:[/quote']

there's only one for me

just two for ya :lol:

Well' date=' if Santa isn't gonna come to my house, I'll try with the Magical Kings... and they're three!!!! :wink3: :wink3:[/quote']

 

I SO need to make it to Barcelona.

guys, you're not listening to me. Mr. & Mrs. Santa are bi.

You do realise Santa is an old' date=' fat man, don't you?[/quote']

 

Don't mind, I'll close my eyes... :sneaky:

really?

and what happened if i take a ms.claus dress :wink3:

You do realise Santa is an old' date=' fat man, don't you?[/quote']

 

Don't mind, I'll close my eyes... :sneaky:

 

DAMN! I need to buy my tickets NOW.

Well' date=' if Santa isn't gonna come to my house, I'll try with the Magical Kings... and they're three!!!! :wink3: :wink3:[/quote']

 

I SO need to make it to Barcelona.

 

Huuuum, not sure... I've waiting too much time :/

hmmm, what other christmas icons can we defile? :confused:

Well' date=' if Santa isn't gonna come to my house, I'll try with the Magical Kings... and they're three!!!! :wink3: :wink3:[/quote']

 

I SO need to make it to Barcelona.

 

Huuuum, not sure... I've waiting too much time :/

 

What if I come in a red, felt coat with white trim? Would you be my reindeer?

guys' date=' you're not listening to me. Mr. & Mrs. Santa are bi.[/quote']

 

Really? And how do you know that? :wink3:

guys' date=' you're not listening to me. Mr. & Mrs. Santa are bi.[/quote']

 

:lol:

gives 'em more options i guess