Guys, do you wash your butthole after pooping? :|

 

:no:

This thread makes me happy :wacky:

The bidet is common in France. Well, it was anyway.

Isn't there a short hose connected to a tap nearby? Or a pail of water nearby or something?

 

ah crap culture differences

 

In Thailand there's a little hose next to the toilet... :|

 

And I know some Japanese and Korean toilets have a spray...feature...thing in them...

 

I actually wouldn't mind this idea. Helps with some of the paranoia of 'oh did I do the thing right :shy: uhhhh uhhhh' and seems a bit cleaner in general. As long as the water being sprayed is somewhat warm, I'd probably rocket off the seat in shock after being blasted with a jet of cold water up my arse.

How would one wash their butthole? Waddle over to the sink and give it a scrub with a cloth? Try and lower their bum into the toilet bowl to get some splashback and then clean using the toilet brush? :huh:

 

we have this tap in the toilet in order to wash butthole :|

 

sometimes it can go wrong :lol:

 

In Thailand there's a little hose next to the toilet... :|

 

And I know some Japanese and Korean toilets have a spray...feature...thing in them...

 

Yep, have those here too.

 

I heard Japan have pretty cool toilets too... (crap, shouldn't make this thread any weirder)

 

I actually wouldn't mind this idea. Helps with some of the paranoia of 'oh did I do the thing right :shy: uhhhh uhhhh' and seems a bit cleaner in general. As long as the water being sprayed is somewhat warm, I'd probably rocket off the seat in shock after being blasted with a jet of cold water up my arse.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I heard Japan have pretty cool toilets too...

 

I once saw on TV they have heated toilet seats. Isn't that bad of an idea.

I actually wouldn't mind this idea. Helps with some of the paranoia of 'oh did I do the thing right :shy: uhhhh uhhhh' and seems a bit cleaner in general. As long as the water being sprayed is somewhat warm, I'd probably rocket off the seat in shock after being blasted with a jet of cold water up my arse.

 

Oh My god, too funny!:laugh3:

 

^My friend's wealthy sis had a heated seat. Felt kind of odd but it was greal in the winter, lol.

 

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In India there's a bucket next to the toilet...? So you can wash there...? Am I actually contributing to this thread??

Surprised no one has mentioned bidets yet :surprised:

The bidet is common in France. Well, it was anyway.

 

Actually he did.

/double post deleted

Oh. My bad.

 

Yeah, they used to be common. We have one in our bathroom, but i don't use it for that.

Surprised no one has mentioned bidets yet :surprised:

 

They used to be common in Croatia too. Every old house has them. But I never used them. Also, I didn't know that they were used to clean buttholes. I thought that they were only for washing your legs and feet.

I have a bidet in my house. :|

 

Does that make my family weird?

Oh. My bad.

 

Yeah, they used to be common. We have one in our bathroom, but i don't use it for that.

 

What do you use it for?

^Washing my feet sometimes :|

They are the right height for that.

^:nod: Exactly

Without looking to see if I've already replied, over