Why in the world does Akinator think Jonny Buckland is part of a boy-band?!?! :uhoh:

Why in the world does Akinator think Jonny Buckland is part of a boy-band?!?! :uhoh:

 

One direction and the wanted are boy bands :|

 

 

Coldplay are a band, full of MEN not boys who play AWESOME MUSIC and perform AMAZING SHOWS, not a 'boy band'

So akinator doesn't think Chris has piercings, thinks Guy is English, and thinks Jonny is in a boy band? :shame:

Dear Not Oracle,

Imagine..... Jonny Buckland is lying in the middle of the road holding up lots of traffic because no one will run him over and it's only a one lane street, what do you do?

 

The Not-The-Oracle Replies:

 

Join him there!! Walking's healthier than driving anyway, so people can just walk to their destinations if we're holding up traffic.:p

 

Is that a trick question?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lure him away with cake of course!

 

This was my first thought as well.:lol:

 

EDIT: THERE IS NO CAKE LEFT IN THE WORLD D:

 

If there is no cake in the world, that's probably why J.'s lying in the road...he probably hopes to be run over because he wouldn't want to live in a world without cake!:laugh3:

The Not-The-Oracle Replies:[/color][/b]

 

Join him there!! Walking's healthier than driving anyway, so people can just walk to their destinations if we're holding up traffic.:p

 

 

 

This was my first thought as well.:lol:

 

 

 

If there is no cake in the world, that's probably why J.'s lying in the road...he probably hopes to be run over because he wouldn't want to live in a world without cake!:laugh3:

 

:laugh3: Jonny-kins is so adoywible!!! Heez a cakez monstaz :p :dazzled:

 

To end the story:

Tracie & Jonny are lying in the road stopping traffic so Chris flys in holding Mollys hand! Molly & Chris join Tracie & Jonny in the "theres-no-cake-so-we-are-planking-in-the-road" story! :p

If there is no cake in the world, that's probably why J.'s lying in the road...he probably hopes to be run over because he wouldn't want to live in a world without cake!:laugh3:

:laugh3:

 

Poor Jonny :(

:laugh3: Jonny-kins is so adoywible!!! Heez a cakez monstaz :p :dazzled:

 

To end the story:

Tracie & Jonny are lying in the road stopping traffic so Chris flys in holding Mollys hand! Molly & Chris join Tracie & Jonny in the "theres-no-cake-so-we-are-planking-in-the-road" story! :p

Then I come along and see you lying in the middle of the road, and run home to try to make a cake. (of coarse all the ingredients for making cake were gone, so I had to improvise. I grabbed almonds and oats, and ground them to a powder. I took maple syrup, almond milk, and chocolate sauce, mixed it all together, stuck it in the oven, and waited. Once it was out I waiting a bit for it to cool, then stuck it in the fridge to speed up the process. I then made a glaze out of almond milk, a bit of almond flour to thicken it up, and maple syrup. Put it on the cake, and ran as quickly as I could out to the road. Jonny saw the cake and jumped up. I gave him a slice of the cake, he took a bite. The cake was so good that cake started raining from the sky and everything was good again. The end.

^ you just named a handful of cake ingredients in a world where there are none. :huh:

Then I come along and see you lying in the middle of the road, and run home to try to make a cake. (of coarse all the ingredients for making cake were gone, so I had to improvise. I grabbed almonds and oats, and ground them to a powder. I took maple syrup, almond milk, and chocolate sauce, mixed it all together, stuck it in the oven, and waited. Once it was out I waiting a bit for it to cool, then stuck it in the fridge to speed up the process. I then made a glaze out of almond milk, a bit of almond flour to thicken it up, and maple syrup. Put it on the cake, and ran as quickly as I could out to the road. Jonny saw the cake and jumped up. I gave him a slice of the cake, he took a bite. The cake was so good that cake started raining from the sky and everything was good again. The end.

 

Make me a cake?

The Not-The-Oracle couldn't have done better herself!:laugh3:

^ you just named a handful of cake ingredients in a world where there are none. :huh:

Almonds, oats, maple syrup, chocolate sauce? Those are not normal ingredients that are used for making a cake...at least not as far as I know. :thinking:

I guess you can call them cake ingredients if you use these ingredients to make a cake :P

True...:P