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The "I'm Not The Oracle But I'm Really, Really Bored So Ask Me Stuff Anyways" thread

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There's been a worldwide disaster, which member of Coldplay are you with? What has happened? What are you going to do?

 

This isn't something I'd ask the oracle, but you're not the oracle so :awesome:

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Do you like poop?[/color]

 

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Most people tend to think of poos as a stinky substance with leaves the body along a straight line, when it fact is actually a big ball of Squishy-Squashy, Poopy-Woopy...stuff.

Why is Molly on whe she said she needed to got to bed?[/color]

 

I went off here, went to bed, decided to come back here :cool:

I went off here, went to bed, decided to come back here :cool:

 

THE NOT THE ORACLE HAD TO ANSWER!

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There's been a worldwide disaster, which member of Coldplay are you with? What has happened? What are you going to do?

 

This isn't something I'd ask the oracle, but you're not the oracle so :awesome:

 

I would totally ask the Oracle this!:D

 

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The World has just had its entire supply of cake stolen by sugar-addicted aliens. I'm (Obv.) with Jonny, who is crying and saying 'need...cake...now!!!'. Logically we're at the Bakery baking millions of cakes to satisfy the Earth's population...or at least Jonny's sweet tooth,lol.

I would totally ask the Oracle this!:D

 

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The World has just had its entire supply of cake stolen by sugar-addicted aliens. I'm (Obv.) with Jonny, who is crying and saying 'need...cake...now!!!'. Logically we're at the Bakery baking millions of cakes to satisfy the Earth's population...or at least Jonny's sweet tooth,lol.

 

That should be published. :nod:

So tempting to ask the oracle :laugh3:

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Why is Molly on whe she said she needed to got to bed?[/color]

 

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Molly is what is known as a ColdplayingDotCom-Aholic. Symptoms may include insomnia, obsessive posting, putting things about Buttons in her siggy and Wild devotion to Chris Martin./ Sadly, there is no cure, but we can raise awareness and send her to a 12-step meeting for addicts.

 

(Don't worry, Molly. You are not alone...we're all going to be at the meeting too.;))

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Do you want to be my companion?[/color]

 

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Certainly. Just so long as no one mistakes the Tardis for a porto-potty...again!

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Certainly. Just so long as no one mistakes the Tardis for a porto-potty...again!

 

Good, this is the main room and the swimmingpool is over there

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Are you afraid of snowmen?[/color]

 

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Cake-thieving aliens, Alfie, and Debs Wild if she ever sees this thread!:lol:

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I'm sad, entertain me?

 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vzI30E52TI]Doctor Who goes to Glastonbury - YouTube[/ame]

 

(Of course, if you're not a Whovian, this will probably only annoy you...but hey, I promjissed answers, not success.:p)

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(Of course, if you're not a Whovian, this will probably only annoy you...but hey, I promjissed answers, not success.:p)

 

:lol:

you're doing this on purpose?

 

(Of course, if you're not a Whovian, this will probably only annoy you...but hey, I promjissed answers, not success.:p)

 

That was enough alredy :lol: thanks

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:lol:

you're doing this on purpose?[/color]

 

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yup.

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Do you have cookies?[/color]

 

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