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The "I'm Not The Oracle But I'm Really, Really Bored So Ask Me Stuff Anyways" thread

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I have a clear plastic box about 8"X8" full of confetti.It's mostly MX but there's some VIVA in there too from a friend in the UK/Germany. It's all been given to me by lovely Coldplayers since unlike the real Oracle, my seats sucked,lol.:lol:

 

The confetti on the next tour will be related to the second single from LP6. I'd love to tell you the title, but you don't mess with Jonny when he says 'no'.:jonny::P

 

But I'm pretty certain that it will be three-dimensional and will resemble fake snowflakes with chocolate button centers.:D

 

(Hey, Coldplay? You reading this? It's actually not a bad idea!:laugh3:)

 

 

 

thanks, thanks, thanks and it's not a bad idea! :lol: you're good at this!! :)

Hi greatness of Oracle,

 

did you know Ainsley was banned? Why is she banned? :huh:

what?? :(

Of course she won't :angry: I'm just saying that every now and then seemingly nice and ordinary users get banned.

Dee

seemingly nice

key words here

Haha, well of course you change your opinion of someone after they get banned. I just used your name because you happened to be the poster above, could've been anyone. No hard feelings, eh? :hug:

Haha, well of course you change your opinion of someone after they get banned. I just used your name because you happened to be the poster above, could've been anyone. No hard feelings, eh? :hug:

Nonono, I wasn't offended at all, in fact I was mocking myself. It was a joke.

 

Not a very good one, I see :sad:

 

:huskyhug:

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Hi greatness of Oracle,

 

did you know Ainsley was banned? Why is she banned? :huh:

 

The Not The Oracle Replies:

 

I don't even think the All-Knowing One over at Coldplay.com can help with this one. Best not to question the Ways Of The Mods...;)

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What do you call that carbonated, sugary beverage that goes by such names as "pop" "soda" "cola" or "coke"?

 

The Not-The-Oracle Replies:

 

Strongbow cider.:p

 

But 'seriously' we usually call it 'Pop' here. 'Soda' is more common in the US. Cola is only one type, and Coka a specific brand of Cola.

 

But beer's better.;)

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Where can I get Twinkies nowadays?

 

The Not-The-Oracle Replies:

 

Last chance to buy Hostess Twinkies Sunday

 

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Last Updated: Saturday, November 24, 2012, 7:46 AM

 

With Hostess going out of business, some local outlet stores are giving you a chance to buy some Twinkies and Cupcakes at discount prices.

Beginning Sunday, several select Bakery Outlet stores will be offering single-serve packs of the treats for $0.50 while supplies last.

The stores will open beginning at 9 a.m., and will stay open during normal business hours until all products are sold out.

Bakery Outlet locations:

1959 South Lane Ave.

Jacksonville, FL 32210

 

2055 Rogero Rd.

Jacksonville, FL 32211

1215 Wedgewood Ave.

Jacksonville, FL 32208

370 South Nova Rd.

Daytona Beach, FL 32114

301 S. Belcher Ave.

Clearwater, FL 33765-3909

1403 N. Florida Ave.

Lakeland, FL 33805-3659

6912 Harney Rd.

Tampa, FL 33617-9202

8600 East Colonial Dr.

Orlando, FL 32817

2150 South Division Ave.

Orlando, FL 32805

4301 North Pine Hills Rd.

Orlando, FL 32808

 

(The flight might be a bit costly, but Fla. is gorgeous this time of year!:laugh3:)

The Not-The-Oracle Replies:[/color][/b]

 

Strongbow cider.:p

 

But 'seriously' we usually call it 'Pop' here. 'Soda' is more common in the US. Cola is only one type, and Coka a specific brand of Cola.

 

But beer's better.;)

Pop. :nod:

DEE YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF INTERNAL BEAUTY, okay?!!

 

i open this thread and this is the first thing i see

 

 

 

 

 

HEY :angry:

Oooh, I am wondering about it because she used to be in the Scrapbook project :bigcry:

Dear Not Oracle,

Imagine..... Jonny Buckland is lying in the middle of the road holding up lots of traffic because no one will run him over and it's only a one lane street, what do you do?

Is that a trick question?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lure him away with cake of course!

Dear Not Oracle,

Imagine..... Jonny Buckland is lying in the middle of the road holding up lots of traffic because no one will run him over and it's only a one lane street, what do you do?

 

Is that a trick question?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lure him away with cake of course!

 

EDIT: THERE IS NO CAKE LEFT IN THE WORLD D:

Also no ingredients to make cake?

I'd make a fake cake AHAHAHAHAHA and pretend it's a real one. That would work :nod:

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