Me and my friends were discussing which events we'd like to see.

 

We decided on horse table tennis, giraffe long jump and limpet front crawl.

 

Anybody else got any thoughts?

 

I'm running out of ideas for threads.

No but bloody good thread.

To make up for my lack of imagination, anybody watch those dog sporting events, like those shown on the ESPN great outdoor games? I quote enjoyed dock jumping.

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlpRKsM1-Ug]2004 ESPN Great Outdoor Games - Round 2 Joel & Bailey - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0hDrHlHz58]2004 ESPN Great Outdoor Games, Hamlet Gold Medal - YouTube[/ame]

Someone hack your account?

No. I am deadly serious.

I'd like to see Walrus Kayaking, I think they'd have a good rhythm.

I think Hippo Rhythmic Gymnastics would be pretty interesting. :shrug:

cow gymnastics, they can be so graceful but i think they'd struggle with the high bars so maybe just the floor ones :\

Iguana fencing

Otter synchronized swimming.

Komondor Dog dressage

Sloth 100m dash

Crab weightlifting

Duck Greco-Roman

Where the fuck were all you people during the democracy thread.

 

And I'm gonna go with Basset Hound 100m Sprint, to see more of this:

 

I think Hippo Rhythmic Gymnastics would be pretty interesting. :shrug:

Like hippo ballet

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjPDS8Jp1E]disney fantasia dance of the hours 3 hippopotamus - YouTube[/ame]

Tarantula golf

Like hippo ballet

 

Uhh yeah...sure.

Ferret freestyle.

 

Simply for alliterationary purposes.

Tortoise luge.