Yalpdloc Evol Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Here is an amazing pic painted by a very talented artist! You can see full album at my facebook page Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow link ⬇ facebook.com/mygoldenopportunity I absolutely love seeing these paintings, and I think they should be seen by all. Thanks for viewing. Peace, love and well-being. Coldplayer hugs from, Princess Coldplay ⭐ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Could this be Jesus among us? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Could this be Jesus among us? well... :uhoh: :escaping: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 well... :uhoh: :escaping: Haha! I never knew this was a thing... So fitting lol, Chris for Prime Minister or Chris for ... [Jesus???] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldiefan Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I haven't said anything so far................... but...................... he's so charismatic, 'preaches' Peace and Love and glows with super-human energy . Yes - he certainly reminds me of some one else from 2000 years ago. Hmmmmmm.m.m.m....... :thinking2: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Haha! I never knew this was a thing... So fitting lol, Chris for Prime Minister or Chris for ... [Jesus???] it's legit from a website called churchofchrismartin... i actually forgot about it until your post! :lol: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atlas2000 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 well... :uhoh: :escaping: Christ Martin Sent from my SM-G361F using Coldplaying mobile app 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flockofbirds222 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 it's legit from a website called churchofchrismartin... i actually forgot about it until your post! :lol: what is this even?? I literally can't stop laughing omg[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alicjanna Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 CHRIStmas.... yeah now everything makes sense. We have the buckland religion thread but what about other boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 it's legit from a website called churchofchrismartin... i actually forgot about it until your post! :lol: LMAO :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldiefan Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 it's legit from a website called churchofchrismartin... i actually forgot about it until your post! :lol: GOOD GRIEF !! Have you seen that site ? No comment ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 it's legit from a website called churchofchrismartin... i actually forgot about it until your post! :lol: The "about" section is written in all caps :laugh3: I wonder how the OP feels about the direction this thread has taken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 The "about" section is written in all caps :laugh3: I wonder how the OP feels about the direction this thread has taken... :whistle: :escaping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 :whistle: :escaping: This website is so hysterical... Check this out: As you can see, our dear Brotherob wanted to register with Go Daddy, which is a server for pedophiles and debased predators of coldplaying.com. Perhaps, with his righteous hands besmirched, Rob took a Chastity Leave of Absence from his churchly duties in order to self-flagellate and rid his earthly body of the Satanistic impulse of internet fraternalization with coldplaying.com. https://thechurchofchrismartin.wordpress.com/2013/09/03/hallelujah-brotherob-has-been-resurrected/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maslina Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 all this is very very interesting, must say.... signature> Maria Magdalena :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 all this is very very interesting, must say.... signature> Maria Magdalena :D Your profile pic? Interesting... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maslina Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 @guy42 if i may just say: ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I ran away Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Jesus, this website must've been written by a severely disturbed person ! I just read some parts and apart from containing lots of weird incoherent ramblings ("Mother Gwyneth, please be assured and take comfort in knowing that The Church of Chris Martin does not hold your utter lack of attractiveness in the breast department against you. Our beloved Chris Martin would never have even thought to have married you, if your cleavage was bounteous and overflowing. / Blessed Supreme Deaconess & Exalted Holy Mother Christine Martine prayed today at the Virgin Shrine of Chris. This devout woman lit the Candles of Condemnation in preparation for the Church of Chris Martin to officially issue the dreaded WRIT OF CONDEMNATION on Mother Gwyneth. [...] It was she that caused Chris Martin’s eyes to wander and commit adultery with anorexic hussy Kate Bosworth." it contains insults and rants such as: "But as if a miracle of Chris, our greatly admired Rob arose, as if a great spiritual rebirth! A resurrection of sorts. The songs and music of Coldplay called out–like a siren–to this great man of Drobbington–to come forth–and minister once again to the great unwashed of the world–the coldplaying scum, vermin, harlots, wanking fools and debased vultures and jackals that prowl our besmirched world!" "We, meek and humble souls of the Church of Chris Martin do hereby pray for Pope Francis and that his charismatic leadership of the Catholic Church leads to the peace and global unity we seek together with all other faiths, (except coldplaying.com)" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maslina Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 well i think those people are very very high on some who knows what stuff... crazy....poor them! i mean how weird one should be to write something like this.... let's have a silent moment for them! :D no, no..they must have been just high and that's it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guy42 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Jesus, this website must've been written by a severely disturbed person ! I just read some parts and apart from containing lots of weird incoherent ramblings ("Mother Gwyneth, please be assured and take comfort in knowing that The Church of Chris Martin does not hold your utter lack of attractiveness in the breast department against you. Our beloved Chris Martin would never have even thought to have married you, if your cleavage was bounteous and overflowing. / Blessed Supreme Deaconess & Exalted Holy Mother Christine Martine prayed today at the Virgin Shrine of Chris. This devout woman lit the Candles of Condemnation in preparation for the Church of Chris Martin to officially issue the dreaded WRIT OF CONDEMNATION on Mother Gwyneth. [...] It was she that caused Chris Martin’s eyes to wander and commit adultery with anorexic hussy Kate Bosworth." it contains insults and rants such as: "But as if a miracle of Chris, our greatly admired Rob arose, as if a great spiritual rebirth! A resurrection of sorts. The songs and music of Coldplay called out–like a siren–to this great man of Drobbington–to come forth–and minister once again to the great unwashed of the world–the coldplaying scum, vermin, harlots, wanking fools and debased vultures and jackals that prowl our besmirched world!" "We, meek and humble souls of the Church of Chris Martin do hereby pray for Pope Francis and that his charismatic leadership of the Catholic Church leads to the peace and global unity we seek together with all other faiths, (except coldplaying.com)" Yeah, the whole website is a farce basically lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flockofbirds222 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I'm not sure if the website is supposed to be a joke... I thought so at first but at some points it seems pretty serious... And I wonder why they keep calling coldplaying.com their arch-enemy what problem do they have with it lol? [emoji23] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yalpdloc Evol Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 Lol why did my discussion turn into 'The Church of Chris Martin' topic?! Sent from a in the woods 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yalpdloc Evol Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 That Church of Chris Martin must be anti-Coldplaying! They even have a group on Facebook! Go here ⤵ to see. Yikes! https://www.facebook.com/groups/15122901734/ I joined it trying to get my opinion in and everything I said they criticized! What a bunch of a-holes! I left because it was too ridiculous! we are diamonds taking shape. Greetings, HRH Princess Coldplay ⭐ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yalpdloc Evol Posted July 4, 2016 Author Share Posted July 4, 2016 PS: @flock of birds222 Does my signature sound too corny?! we are diamonds taking shape. Greetings from, HRH Princess Coldplay ⭐ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayisawesome Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Lol why did my discussion turn into 'The Church of Chris Martin' topic?! Sent from a in the woods that's my bad :uhoh: sorry! :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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