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WHAT WOULD U SAY FİRST WHEN U SEE ONE OF THE COLDPL

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That sounds like an interesting question to ask them...they'd probably find it hilarious

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Perhaps maybe they'd find it to be an very interesting question and in turn would research until they found a answer to which they'd fly over to me...hand me the written response and tell me to have a good day.

 

Mostly that would be nice.

How about....

 

Slob on my knob, like corn on the kob, check in wit me and do your job, lay on the bed and give me head, dont have to ask, dont have to beg.

 

Although, I wouldn't like the members of Coldplay saying that to me.... well, the last three parts anyways. :rolleyes: :/

Would indeed be nice. :)

 

But that would be an odd ting to hear about...imagine reading on coldplaying.com in the news section or something this article:

 

Coldplay start woodchuck research

Recently, Coldplay was asked by a fan who met them on the street a question about woodchucks that inspired them to start researching to find the answer.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" was the question the fan asked. She said that it had been haunting her and she couldn't find the answer so she decided to ask her favorite band.....

 

 

 

 

:stunned:

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

Of course though if I were actually thrown into the situation that might change...because you never really know what you'll do on a whim.

eeeeeeeeeeeee 5000!

 

CONGRATS ERIC!!!!!!!11 :P :P ;)

Would indeed be nice. :)

 

But that would be an odd ting to hear about...imagine reading on coldplaying.com in the news section or something this article:

 

Coldplay start woodchuck research

Recently, Coldplay was asked by a fan who met them on the street a question about woodchucks that inspired them to start researching to find the answer.

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" was the question the fan asked. She said that it had been haunting her and she couldn't find the answer so she decided to ask her favorite band.....

 

 

 

 

:stunned:

 

haha

 

Or...

 

Coldplay go on massive quest

Members of the grammy winning band Coldplay recently finished a trip around the world researching how much wood a woodchuck was capable of chucking. The band was inspired to find the answer by a US fan and since then the boys have been struggling to give her an answer. They have also written a new song entitled, "Woodchuck", which chronicles the life of said creature and it's quest for wood. Single to hit stores later this month.

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

Liar, liar. Pants on fire. :rolleyes:

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

Liar, liar. Pants on fire. :rolleyes:

thanks any happy late bday

 

 

as for coldplay...

i would make up a crazy contract that had me gain all of their profit and i would ask for their autograph and tell them to sign on this line

hmmm

maybe im the only one that thinks this is funny...

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

Liar, liar. Pants on fire. :rolleyes:

thanks any happy late bday

 

 

as for coldplay...

i would make up a crazy contract that had me gain all of their profit and i would ask for their autograph and tell them to sign on this line

hmmm

maybe im the only one that thinks this is funny...

ha im such a retard

i would kidnap them :confused:

 

If you kidnap them, you've to bring them here!

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

Liar, liar. Pants on fire. :rolleyes:

thanks any happy late bday

 

 

as for coldplay...

i would make up a crazy contract that had me gain all of their profit and i would ask for their autograph and tell them to sign on this line

hmmm

maybe im the only one that thinks this is funny...

ha im such a retard

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I would walk up to them with the most serious face and say "I watch you when you're sleeping." Then I'd crack a smile, blink at them a few times and casually skip away

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I probably learn where they usually go for a drink, I would be the waitress there(if they got me to the job :embarrased: ) and I was looking their table ofcourse....etc u understand the rest of it:))

just a dream :embarrased:

Hmmm...that's not a bad idea, actually. I'd find out ALL their favorite places across the globe, and fly to wherever they went to see if I'd stumble upon them...Of course, you'd need a LOOOONG list of excuses for why you end up in the same places as them all the time...REALLY long...

skin up

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

Liar, liar. Pants on fire. :rolleyes:

 

hmm...read the rest of my post

I'm not sure.... I probably be all like :stunned: :blush: :D

 

I would just probably flirt with them first them... (you know just to see if one of them would have the guts to talk to me & get their phone #! :lol: :sneaky: :wink3: :D :lol: ;) ) And if they never go and talk to me, then I would go up to them & be like "Hi, how are you?" and shake hands and stuff.....& then after a good chat I would ask them for an autograph and if we could take some pictures :D :D ;) :P

 

Oh yes... forgot to ask their autographs, take piccies and if I can give them a hug. (probably I wouldn´t let go of Guy :P)

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

 

Depends on the situation, but I wouldn´t mind doing that ;)

If i met met Jon or Guy i'd probably hump their legs like a stray dog. But in reality if i met any of them i'd probably ask for their autographs, start a conversation then follow them for a few minutes or ask for their numbers :D

I think that I wouldn't like to have sexual relations with any member of the band.

 

 

Depends on the situation, but I wouldn´t mind doing that ;)

im sure they would

I'm not sure.... I probably be all like :stunned: :blush: :D

 

I would just probably flirt with them first them... (you know just to see if one of them would have the guts to talk to me & get their phone #! :lol: :sneaky: :wink3: :D :lol: ;) ) And if they never go and talk to me, then I would go up to them & be like "Hi, how are you?" and shake hands and stuff.....& then after a good chat I would ask them for an autograph and if we could take some pictures :D :D ;) :P

 

Oh yes... forgot to ask their autographs, take piccies and if I can give them a hug. (probably I wouldn´t let go of Guy :P)

 

 

yeah I wouldn't either..... :lol: :D :D :D

 

 

He'll probably be like "okay...." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm not sure.... I probably be all like :stunned: :blush: :D

 

I would just probably flirt with them first them... (you know just to see if one of them would have the guts to talk to me & get their phone #! :lol: :sneaky: :wink3: :D :lol: ;) ) And if they never go and talk to me, then I would go up to them & be like "Hi, how are you?" and shake hands and stuff.....& then after a good chat I would ask them for an autograph and if we could take some pictures :D :D ;) :P

 

Oh yes... forgot to ask their autographs, take piccies and if I can give them a hug. (probably I wouldn´t let go of Guy :P)

 

 

yeah I wouldn't either..... :lol: :D :D :D

 

 

He'll probably be like "okay...." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Pushing us away... :( I just hope him to be nice and smiling...

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