May 30, 200323 yr Wow that is great news! :D It has been a rather uneasy time for you and his family! Yay for him to be coming home! :)
June 18, 200323 yr Gwyneth Paltrow VS. J- lo: Paltrow faces Lopez J- Lo, hey ho/ How much do you weigh, yo? Your butt's the ONLY thing you got that's bigger than my payroll I rule here in Cali/Specifically the Valley And yeah, I got an Oscar just like Halle So don't you dare give an interview and step to me 'Cause I'm the MC more talented than Ripley Believe it or not/Ben STILL thinks I'm HOT He covers it up like that toupee he's got Get off his jock and go back to Puff Your movies are fluff/Or they're bombs, like Enough what I pass Too bad there's no Acadamy Award for your ass. Peace. (Paltrow tries to storm off stage dramatically but stumbles a bit from hunger pangs). PS: It's only a joke
June 18, 200323 yr Round 2: Lopez's response to Paltrow Gwynny- Gwynny, bony and skinny Tell me, are you jealous 'cause this Jenny stole your Benny? Zero- that's your IQ AND your dress size I'm a Fly girl and you're attractin' flies With movies like Possession stinkin' up the room I couldn't hide the stench with my Glow perfume And don't be playa-hatin' 'cause you got no back Your tacky-ass outfits look as wack as Jack Black Yeah, Shallow Hal - you thought that was FUNNY? Chica, your British accent is as fake as the Easter Bunny Twiggy just got dissed by Selena Now bulk up eatin' crow at my restaurant in Pasadena. ON THE SIX-PICTURE DEAL YO! (Lopez slams the mike down and gives Paltrow the finger - the one with Ben's ring on it) PS:It was a joke, if you did not read the first part it's called "Gwyneth Paltrow VS. J- lo: Paltrow faces Lopez"
June 18, 200323 yr i had a friend named daniella flores......i called her d-flo :lol: that was just something random because i didnt feel like reading the first post :o :?
June 18, 200323 yr Hey Josceline..I just paid attention to your sig.I see you liked that poem huh...cool....
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