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Gwyneth Paltrow VS. J- lo: Paltrow faces Lopez

 

J- Lo, hey ho/ How much do you weigh, yo?

Your butt's the ONLY thing you got that's bigger than my payroll

I rule here in Cali/Specifically the Valley

And yeah, I got an Oscar just like Halle

So don't you dare give an interview and step to me

'Cause I'm the MC more talented than Ripley

Believe it or not/Ben STILL thinks

I'm HOT

He covers it up like that toupee he's got

Get off his jock and go back to Puff

Your movies are fluff/Or they're bombs,

like Enough

what I pass

Too bad there's no Acadamy Award for

your ass. Peace.

(Paltrow tries to storm off stage dramatically but stumbles a bit from hunger pangs).

 

PS: It's only a joke

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Round 2: Lopez's response to Paltrow

 

Gwynny- Gwynny, bony and skinny

Tell me, are you jealous 'cause this

Jenny stole your Benny?

Zero- that's your IQ AND your dress size

I'm a Fly girl and you're attractin' flies

With movies like Possession stinkin' up

the room

I couldn't hide the stench with my Glow

perfume

And don't be playa-hatin' 'cause you got

no back

Your tacky-ass outfits look as wack as

Jack Black

Yeah, Shallow Hal - you thought that

was FUNNY?

Chica, your British accent is as fake as

the Easter Bunny

Twiggy just got dissed by Selena

Now bulk up eatin' crow at my restaurant

in Pasadena. ON THE SIX-PICTURE

DEAL YO!

(Lopez slams the mike down and gives

Paltrow the finger - the one with Ben's ring on it)

 

PS:It was a joke, if you did not read the first part it's called

"Gwyneth Paltrow VS. J- lo: Paltrow faces Lopez"

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