oh cool? who is?

My frrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnddddd :D :D :D

ohhh congrats!! be sure to buy him his fav food! ;)

Wow that is great news! :D

It has been a rather uneasy time for you and his family!

Yay for him to be coming home! :)

dood maddd crazy

 

 

 

seriously i`m happy for ya

yeap he is coming home!

Gwyneth Paltrow VS. J- lo: Paltrow faces Lopez

 

J- Lo, hey ho/ How much do you weigh, yo?

Your butt's the ONLY thing you got that's bigger than my payroll

I rule here in Cali/Specifically the Valley

And yeah, I got an Oscar just like Halle

So don't you dare give an interview and step to me

'Cause I'm the MC more talented than Ripley

Believe it or not/Ben STILL thinks

I'm HOT

He covers it up like that toupee he's got

Get off his jock and go back to Puff

Your movies are fluff/Or they're bombs,

like Enough

what I pass

Too bad there's no Acadamy Award for

your ass. Peace.

(Paltrow tries to storm off stage dramatically but stumbles a bit from hunger pangs).

 

PS: It's only a joke

ok :shrug:

:lol: :lol:

Round 2: Lopez's response to Paltrow

 

Gwynny- Gwynny, bony and skinny

Tell me, are you jealous 'cause this

Jenny stole your Benny?

Zero- that's your IQ AND your dress size

I'm a Fly girl and you're attractin' flies

With movies like Possession stinkin' up

the room

I couldn't hide the stench with my Glow

perfume

And don't be playa-hatin' 'cause you got

no back

Your tacky-ass outfits look as wack as

Jack Black

Yeah, Shallow Hal - you thought that

was FUNNY?

Chica, your British accent is as fake as

the Easter Bunny

Twiggy just got dissed by Selena

Now bulk up eatin' crow at my restaurant

in Pasadena. ON THE SIX-PICTURE

DEAL YO!

(Lopez slams the mike down and gives

Paltrow the finger - the one with Ben's ring on it)

 

PS:It was a joke, if you did not read the first part it's called

"Gwyneth Paltrow VS. J- lo: Paltrow faces Lopez"

i had a friend named daniella flores......i called her d-flo :lol:

 

 

that was just something random because i didnt feel like reading the first post :o :?

haha thats neato...you make it yourself?

thats great!! :lol: :D

:lol: l know!!

 

how are you amanda?

im great you!

these are great!

lm ok :)

:D

:lol: guess so

kewl! and yes jewl they are

Hey Josceline..I just paid attention to your sig.I see you liked that poem huh...cool....

:lol: :lol: padi attention to....thats great 8)

that's great :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

too funny! :lol: :lol: