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Symptoms of being 25+




>Just kill me now! Those of you feeling slightly sensitive about your age I


>would suggest not reading No. 30!




>1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush".




>2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going






>3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer and start


>dreaming of having a son who might instead.




>4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property






>5. You prefer Later with Jools Holland to Top of the Pops.




>6. All of a sudden, Tony Blair is not 46, he's only 46.




>7. Before going out anywhere, you ask what the parking is like.




>8. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because


>they'll be all right for the garden.




>9. You buy your first ever T-shirt without anything written on it.




>10. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the


>newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of


>a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an electronic mole


>repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man for the car to deter


>would-be thieves.




>11. You start to worry about your parents' health.




>12 . Sure, you have more disposable income, but everything you want to buy


>costs between 200 and 500 quid.




>14. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disney video or a Wallace and


>Gromit bubble bath, as the sales assistant assumes they are for your child.




>15. Pop music all starts to sound crap.




>16. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they don't have any


>pictures on the menus and anyway, they do a really nice half-bottle of house






>17. You become powerless to resist the lure of self-assembly furniture.




>18. You always have enough milk in.




>19. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing,


>you instead frequent really loud tapas restaurants and franchise pubs with


>wacky names in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your






>20. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time Team


>with Tony Robinson. You get drawn in.




>21. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear.




>22. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q.




>23. You wish you had a shed.




>24. You have a shed.




>25. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that


>anymore" and "I remember when there were only 3 TV


>channels" and "Of course, in my day...."




>26. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jimmy Young has some


>really interesting guests on.




>27. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, you


>tut at schoolchildren whose diction is poor.




>28. When sitting outside a pub you become envious of their hanging baskets.


>(So true!)




>29. You make an effort to be in and out of the curry house by 11.




>30. You come facem to face with your own mortality for the first time, and


>the indestructibility of the 20's gives way to a realisation that you are


>but passing through this life and if you don't settle down soon and have


>kids you'll have no-one to look after you when you're old and frail and


>incontinent and you can't go on p**sing your life up against a wall forever


>and think of how many brain cells you're destroying every time a swift half


>turns into 10 pints, and look at that, a full set of stainless steel


>saucepans for 99 quid, they cost as much as 35 each if you buy them


>separately, and you get a milk pan thrown in, ...




>31. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me?"

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