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lol this is brilliant

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Is it possible to eat sean connery after eating fried mars bars :lol:

whits the chances ti scran than eejit efta a mars bar supper

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sorry the link to it isn`t direct. so you gotta click on gun and games and then on the translator in blue

 

Will I manage to look like haggis while drinking whisky?

 

Could a haundle ti pass fir haggis whilst doonin the watter o life?

 

(dooning the water of life = drinking whisky? LOL)

:lol: :lol: this is gas! :lol:

 

do we really have to sleep with your mother to cover the smell?

 

we goat ti lumber wi yer maw ti hide the stench?

:lol: :lol:

Will I manage to sleep with a Genuine Scotsman ?

 

Could a handle ti lumber a true Scot ?

it´s fun isn´t it ?

 

How are you Ivona ? haven´t seen you here in a while

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it is.

 

Do you know how to get in my pants in your wildest dreams?

 

D`ye ken who ti hop oan ma keks - gaun yersel ?

 

lol this sounds like chinsese

it´s fun isn´t it ?

 

How are you Ivona ? haven´t seen you here in a while

 

I'm fine :cool: 'coz I have holidays :D :D

What about you?

 

And - kasia - yes, Tolkien's death, but his spirith survived :D :lol:

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and will live forever.

 

 

Is it possible to look like Sean Connery after eating fried Mars bars?

 

Whit`s the chances ti pass fir thon eejit efter a Mars bar supper?

Do you know how to sleep with Sean Connery without speaking Scottish?

 

D'ye ken who ti lumber wi thon eejit as a Sassenach? :dozey:

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