March 17, 200422 yr i found it on another board and thought i`d share: > THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD IN ENGLISH > > Well, it's shit... > That's right, shit! > Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. > > Consider: > > You can be shit faced, > Shit out of luck, > Or have shit for brains. > > With a little effort, you can get your shit together, > Find a place for your shit > Or decide to shit or get off the pot. > > You can smoke shit, > Buy shit, sell shit, > Lose shit, find shit, > Forget shit, > And tell others to eat shit and die. > > Some people know their shit, > While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. > > There are lucky shits, > Dumb shits, > Crazy shits, > And sweet shits. > > There is bull shit, > Horse shit > And chicken shit. > > You can throw shit, > Sling shit, > Catch shit, > Shoot the shit, > Or duck when shit hits the fan. > > You can give a shit > Or serve shit on a shingle. > You can find yourself in deep shit > Or be happier than a pig in shit. > > Some days are colder than shit, > Some days are hotter than shit, > And some days are just plain shitty. > > Some music sounds like shit, > Things can look like shit, > And there are times when you feel like shit. > You can have too much shit, > Not enough shit, > The right shit, > The wrong shit > Or a lot of weird shit. > > You can carry shit, > Have a mountain of shit, > Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, > And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a > rose. > > When you stop to consider all the facts, > It's the basic building block of creation. > And remember, once you know your shit, > You don't need to know anything else! > > You could pass this along, if you give a shit!
March 17, 200422 yr very very clever. i wish my mind worked like that...but of course, my mind is full of useless SHIT. :D ok, enough with the corny jokes. :confused:
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