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Have you heard that Guy is apparently going out with a 19 year old model?

 

false not have hen of luxury famous . but have a girlfriend fan of Coldplay (and is not me but life in same world of fans Coldplay )

Haha. Exactly :D.

 

I'll often startle my family if we're in the car and a song I like comes on. I'll be really quiet and then all of a sudden Coldplay (or any other band I like) starts up and I'm suddenly like, "OOOH!" and scrambling for the volume button on the radio.

 

 

 

Seems we're all of the same mindset :p.

 

Lory, hey, I could watch that back and translate it if you want.

 

thanks you so much :)

please someone translate (write in English here) for me ? thanks

 

Will: It means everything. It's extraordinary. I guess 2001 was our first Brits and 11 years later (the last bit I don't understand sorry)

Chris: We weren't very good at accepting it then either.

Will: The acceptance speeches have not improved.

Chris: They've got worse and worse over the *dist-ehm-* *is stammering* the between years :lol:

 

Interviewer: Now that you've won I think more times than any other British band does that mean you could now mock other british bands, and just go NANANANANA we're better than you?

 

Chris: Most of them have split up, they keep taking themselves out of the game, so we're just still the only players on the pitch.

Will: We only win cause we're still together. It's like a consolation...

Chris: (doesn't let Will finish his sentence :lol:) Blur have gone, Pulp have gone, Oasis have gone, Radiohead aren't interested, they would win it every time if they wanted to and who else is in there? Take That are on holiday, so, we'll take it if they're not around.

 

Interviewer: What is left for you chaps to achieve? What are your achievements that you wish to do in the future now cause you've won so many things?

 

Chris: We'd like to land a big modelling campaign as a group we'd like to do our own perfume, we've got a few restaurants ideas, and we're thinking of opening a theme park...a JLS theme park, we're gonna do that in 2016 so you've heard it here first.

 

And then thank you so much, blabla

Hope it's good :D

Haha. Exactly :D.

 

I'll often startle my family if we're in the car and a song I like comes on. I'll be really quiet and then all of a sudden Coldplay (or any other band I like) starts up and I'm suddenly like, "OOOH!" and scrambling for the volume button on the radio.

 

 

 

Seems we're all of the same mindset :p.

 

Lory, hey, I could watch that back and translate it if you want.

Haha, I do exactly the same thing in the car :lol:

 

OMG THIS IS AWESOME :wideeyed:

And you see how uncomfortable Chris was at the bgeinning ? He had his hands on his jacket, covering, protecting himself....oh Chris, we can read your mind :wideeyed::sneaky: :lol:

 

And Lory, I'm gonna try, but I don't know if it will be perfect or if I'll have the time...

Yes awwww :dazzled:

Don't worry I've done the translation :D

Chris "It's incredible...it's a..I don't know, what does it mean Will ?"

Will "It means everything, it's extraordinary. We were here...yes 2001 was our first Brits and eleven years later if my maths is correct"

Chris "We weren't very good at accepting it then either"

Will "No. The acceptance speeches have not improved!"

Chris "They've got worse and worse over the...mid..the distant...the between years!"

 

Journalist "Now that you've won I think more times than an average band..."

Chris "right"

Journalist "...does that mean you can now.."

Chris "get tired"

Journalist "..no, no, mock other British bands ?"

Chris "mock ?"

Journalist "...say "nananana, we're better than you"

Chris "Well most of them have split up. They keep getting themselves out of the game. So we're just still the only players on the pitch"

Will "We're only winning it 'coz we're still together, that's all it is, like a consolation prize"

Chris "Blur are gone, Pulp are gone, Oasis are gone, Radiohead aren't interested, they would win it everytime if they wanted to and who else is in there ? Take that are on holiday..so, we'll take it if they're not around"

Jonny laughs....I love when Jonny laughs :awesome:

 

Journalist: "What is there left for you to achieve ? What are your achievements that you know, that you wish to do in the future now ? Because you won so many things..."

Chris "We'd like to land a big...you know...modeling campaign, as a group, we'd like to do our own perfume, we've got a few restaurants ideas, * Jonny laughs :awesome: * and we're thinking maybe a theme park *then there's something wrong with the video* JLS theme park, and we're gonna do that in 2016 so you heard it here first"

 

Host/some guy introducing the winners Brilliant! Ladies and gentlemen COLDPLAY!

 

Will "Thank you"

Chris "Thank you so much! Alright! What a pressconference that was!"

 

 

 

 

EDIT: OH :shame: Well you have two versions :D

 

Hi girls :D But I have to go....:\ See you in a few hours, after my class are done :D

thanks, you are great ! :thumbsup:

 

you're welcome :D

Chris "It's incredible...it's a..I don't know, what does it mean Will ?"

Will "It means everything, it's extraordinary. We were here...yes 2001 was our first Brits and eleven years later if my maths is correct"

Chris "We weren't very good at accepting it then either"

Will "No. The acceptance speeches have not improved!"

Chris "They've got worse and worse over the...mid..the distant...the between years!"

 

Journalist "Now that you've won I think more times than an average band..."

Chris "right"

Journalist "...does that mean you can now.."

Chris "get tired"

Journalist "..no, no, mock other British bands ?"

Chris "mock ?"

Journalist "...say "nananana, we're better than you"

Chris "Well most of them have split up. They keep getting themselves out of the game. So we're just still the only players on the pitch"

Will "We're only winning it 'coz we're still together, that's all it is, like a consolation prize"

Chris "Blur are gone, Pulp are gone, Oasis are gone, Radiohead aren't interested, they would win it everytime if they wanted to and who else is in there ? Take that are on holiday..so, we'll take it if they're not around"

Jonny laughs....I love when Jonny laughs :awesome:

 

Journalist: "What is there left for you to achieve ? What are your achievements that you know, that you wish to do in the future now ? Because you won so many things..."

Chris "We'd like to land a big...you know...modeling campaign, as a group, we'd like to do our own perfume, we've got a few restaurants ideas, * Jonny laughs :awesome: * and we're thinking maybe a theme park *then there's something wrong with the video* JLS theme park, and we're gonna do that in 2016 so you heard it here first"

 

Host/some guy introducing the winners Brilliant! Ladies and gentlemen COLDPLAY!

 

Will "Thank you"

Chris "Thank you so much! Alright! What a pressconference that was!"

 

 

 

 

EDIT: OH :shame: Well you have two versions :D

 

Hi girls :D But I have to go....:\ See you in a few hours, after my class are done :D

Yours is more detailed :D

edit: bye Céline !

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:dazzled::dazzled::dazzled:

 

I was talking with a girl of my class about the Brtis and we were talking about Coldplay and she said "but why does Chris Martin always wear the SAME clothes, and the SAME tee-shirt ?"

I was like, "NO THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SAME!! SOMETIMES THEY'RE DARKER AND HE'S EVEN HOTTER, OK ?!" :lol: (well I didn't yell at her or got mad, but still...:lol: )

Okay, here goes...

 

Act I, Scene I: Post-Brit Awards Interview

 

*Unintelligible end of some question from interviewer*

 

Chris: No, it's incredible. It's, uh, it's m - it's pr - I dunno, what does it mean, Will?

Will: It means everything. It's extraordinary. We were here - yeah, I guess 2001 was our first Brits, and eleven years later...my math is correct...

Chris: We weren't very good at accepting it then, either.

Will: No. *Starts to say something else*

Chris: *Talks alongside him* Every time...

Will: ...the acceptance speeches have not improved.

Chris: They've got worse and worse over the mid...the, the dist...between years.

 

(Essentially he was stumbling over his words at that point and everyone started laughing :lol:)

 

Interviewer: Now that you've won it, I think, more times than any other British band, does that mean you can now go and -

Chris: *Interrupting* Right. Retire.

Interviewer: No, no, mock other British bands? Generally just go, "Na, na, na, na, na" and say, "We're better than you"?

 

*Chris is repeating the last part of the interviewer's question as he's talking*

 

Chris: Well, we're only - most of them have split up. They keep taking themselves out of the game. So we're just the - still the only players on the pitch.

Will: We're only winning it 'cause we're still together.

Chris: Yeah...

Will: That's all it is, like a consolation prize.

Chris: Blur have gone, Pulp have gone, Oasis have gone, Radiohead aren't interested, they would win it every time if they wanted to. And uh, who else is in there...Take That are on holiday. So...we'll take it, if they're not around!

Interviewer: What is there left for you chaps to achieve? What are your - what are your achievements that you, you know, that you wish to do in the future now, 'cause you've won so many...

Chris: *Interrupting. Again* We'd like to land a big, uh, you know, modeling campaign. As a group, we'd like to do our own perfume. We've got a few restaurant ideas. And we're thinking of opening a theme park.

 

*Sound gets choppy at this point and we come in towards the end of something Chris is saying about the theme park*

 

Chris: ...and we're going to do that in 2016, so you heard it here first.

Interviewer: Brilliant. Ladies and gentleman, Coldplay!

 

*People laugh and applaud, the band says "Thanks" and Chris says, while leaving, "What a press conference that was!"

 

Parts of background props who just stand there all good-looking and say nothing were played by Jonny Buckland and Guy Berryman.

 

And scene.

 

Hope that helps, Lory :).

 

Edit: Damnit, some of you beat me to it :lol:! Ah, well, Lory, now you've got multiple versions, in case mine confuses you at all :p.

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:dazzled::dazzled::dazzled:

 

I was talking with a girl of my class about the Brtis and we were talking about Coldplay and she said "but why does Chris Martin always wear the SAME clothes, and the SAME tee-shirt ?"

I was like, "NO THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SAME!! SOMETIMES THEY'RE DARKER AND HE'S EVEN HOTTER, OK ?!" :lol: (well I didn't yell at her or got mad, but still...:lol: )

 

Oh god, people don't understand that they have more than one t-shirt/sort. And yeah, they have different ones. :D :D So you could still contain yourself Céline? :lol:

BTW I love their new t-shirts :heart:

 

And Angela, your translation is really like a theatre play :D great ;)

Okay, here goes...

 

Act I, Scene I: Post-Brit Awards Interview

 

*Unintelligible end of some question from interviewer*

 

Chris: No, it's incredible. It's, uh, it's m - it's pr - I dunno, what does it mean, Will?

Will: It means everything. It's extraordinary. We were here - yeah, I guess 2001 was our first Brits, and eleven years later...my math is correct...

Chris: We weren't very good at accepting it then, either.

Will: No. *Starts to say something else*

Chris: *Talks alongside him* Every time...

Will: ...the acceptance speeches have not improved.

Chris: They've got worse and worse over the mid...the, the dist...between years.

 

(Essentially he was stumbling over his words at that point and everyone started laughing :lol:)

 

Interviewer: Now that you've won it, I think, more times than any other British band, does that mean you can now go and -

Chris: *Interrupting* Right. Retire.

Interviewer: No, no, mock other British bands? Generally just go, "Na, na, na, na, na" and say, "We're better than you"?

 

*Chris is repeating the last part of the interviewer's question as he's talking*

 

Chris: Well, we're only - most of them have split up. They keep taking themselves out of the game. So we're just the - still the only players on the pitch.

Will: We're only winning it 'cause we're still together.

Chris: Yeah...

Will: That's all it is, like a consolation prize.

Chris: Blur have gone, Pulp have gone, Oasis have gone, Radiohead aren't interested, they would win it every time if they wanted to. And uh, who else is in there...Take That are on holiday. So...we'll take it, if they're not around!

Interviewer: What is there left for you chaps to achieve? What are your - what are your achievements that you, you know, that you wish to do in the future now, 'cause you've won so many...

Chris: *Interrupting. Again* We'd like to land a big, uh, you know, modeling campaign. As a group, we'd like to do our own perfume. We've got a few restaurant ideas. And we're thinking of opening a theme park.

 

*Sound gets choppy at this point and we come in towards the end of something Chris is saying about the theme park*

 

Chris: ...and we're going to do that in 2016, so you heard it here first.

Interviewer: Brilliant. Ladies and gentleman, Coldplay!

 

*People laugh and applaud, the band says "Thanks" and Chris says, while leaving, "What a press conference that was!"

 

Parts of background props who just stand there all good-looking and say nothing were played by Jonny Buckland and Guy Berryman.

 

And scene.

 

:lol::laugh3:

:laugh3:

*Takes bow*

 

Oh god, people don't understand that they have more than one t-shirt/sort. And yeah, they have different ones. :D :D So you could still contain yourself Céline? :lol:

BTW I love their new t-shirts :heart:

 

Agreed.

 

I like that we have to explain to people the difference in their outfits. That's hilarious. When my mom commented on their outfits at the show, I found myself having to explain to her the band's unique fashion sense.

 

And Angela, your translation is really like a theatre play :D great ;)

 

These are the things that happen when I'm up late and bored :p.

*Takes bow*

 

Agreed.

 

I like that we have to explain to people the difference in their outfits. That's hilarious. When my mom commented on their outfits at the show, I found myself having to explain to her the band's unique fashion sense.

 

These are the things that happen when I'm up late and bored :p.

Yes, haha !!! Their fashion sense is really unique

 

Haha what time is it now where you live, Angela?

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i.can't.breathe.

 

somebody please put a full video of this scene.!

Hi girls!

lucky Vicki:P

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yess chris was really on his mood! he was really sick during the grammies :( :(

 

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Pawning off your housework to Chris and Jonny...*Shakes head*.

 

Actually, that's not a bad idea. Not much out there hotter than a man doing work around the house.

 

Let me know when the next one is and I'm there :).

 

Got it, thanks! Will do. And cool, yeah, no rush or anything, I can wait. I sure as heck ain't complaining with what I've got in the meantime, after all :lol:.

 

As always, hope work goes well.

 

Thanks work was.. well work.. home now.. and when you said pawning off my housework.. I have to admit my mind went off on some strange tangent.. :angel: and some alternative spelling of the word.. :cool:

 

 

Yeah. I dunno. Just something about those arms, I want to just...urgh *Makes clenching motions with her fingers*. And again, those pictures are only furthering that urge.

 

I think I need a bucket of ice cold water.

 

LOL!

 

The clocks part of our chat was funny haha :lol:

 

Hmmm do you have the time ?? oh no wait.. you don't have a clock do you? :laugh3:

 

 

12 makes me feel really old all of a sudden :p.

 

It is. And it works. Can vouch for that.

 

This is true. I'm aware of what kids say and know about nowadays. Heck, it was like that when I was in school. But yeah, it's much more entertaining here.

 

Haha. I'll be fine. I'm sitting in a big, comfortable chair, so that's a start...:D. *Takes another deep breath*

 

God if it makes YOU feel old, just imagine how I feel!

pervy old lady :shocked2: :shocked2: :no:

 

 

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i.can't.breathe.

 

somebody please put a full video of this scene.!

 

:nod: :nod:

 

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:nod: :dance: :nod: :dance:

 

 

NOW I am really confused as to who we all are, as we all have the same avatars ! LOL

:P NOW who's silly idea was that?? hehe..:cool::cool: Oh yeah.. mine..:rolleyes::P

12 makes me feel really old all of a sudden :p.

 

It is. And it works. Can vouch for that.

 

This is true. I'm aware of what kids say and know about nowadays. Heck, it was like that when I was in school. But yeah, it's much more entertaining here.

 

Haha. I'll be fine. I'm sitting in a big, comfortable chair, so that's a start...:D. *Takes another deep breath*

Sorry Angela, didn't see that post don't know why :(

Oh but you're not old !!!!

Hmm yeah, I know. Here it's better :lol:

Hahah ok you just have to breathe :D

 

Hi :D OH yes lucky Vicki, indeed :D

 

 

Hmmm do you have the time ?? oh no wait.. you don't have a clock do you? :laugh3:

 

God if it makes YOU feel old, just imagine how I feel!

pervy old lady :shocked2: :shocked2: :no:

 

 

 

NOW I am really confused as to who we all are, as we all have the same avatars ! LOL

:P NOW who's silly idea was that?? hehe..:cool::cool: Oh yeah.. mine..:rolleyes::P

Hahha that clock joke :laugh3:

OH !!!! You're not a pervy old lady

 

you're just pervy :D

 

Haha I'm a bit confused, too. But I think it's funny :D

 

 

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i.can't.breathe.

 

somebody please put a full video of this scene.!

:censored: :censored: Oh...Oh mmmm....Oh mmmmyyyyyy..... OH MY GOD !!!!

*passes out* :dead:

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*passes out again* :dead:

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