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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..

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the Lips love reminds of these lines from FFerdinand's song:

 

oh, kiss me

lick your cigarette, then kiss me

:wink3::wink3:

 

:shocked2:

 

Um...no thank you!

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:shocked2:

 

Um...no thank you!

 

:shame::shame::embarrassed:

i was singing it for Guy.

it was for these lips:

 

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though i think, if i'd sing that to Guy, he will of course say the same thing. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

darts of pleasure (franz ferdinand) would suit better.... like- you can feel my lips undress your eyes- and the rest of the song...:sneaky:

i say, you have Berrymanitis. a disorder caused by Guy Berryman's hotness.

 

most symptoms are observable @ the sight of the person causing the sickness, Guy. They include:

1. fainting

2. drooling

3. from giggling to shrieking (levels vary)

4. falling off chairs

 

you'll know if you already have Level 4 Berrymanitis if mind is clouded by (usually perverted) thoughts about Guy Berryman.

 

if you have the following symptoms, please go see the only professional that can help you, the bassist named Guy Berryman @ his office/s The Bakery/The Beehive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

okay. that's weird. sorry. im just a little high due to lack of sleep and too much caffeine. :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

I have ALL the symptoms :drunk:

and

- Being addicted to this page

the Lips love reminds of these lines from FFerdinand's song:

 

oh, kiss me

lick your cigarette, then kiss me

:wink3::wink3:

 

:lol::wink3:

 

 

 

So all together we have :

Berrymanitis:. a disorder caused by Guy Berryman's hotness.

 

most symptoms are observable at the sight of the person causing the sickness, Guy. They include:

1. Fainting

2. Drooling

3. From giggling to shrieking (levels vary)

4. Falling off chairs

Plus

5. Fast pulse

6. Sweating

7. Dizziness

8. Being addicted to this page

9. heart palpitations

10. psychological lapses

11 Daydreaming

12. Pervy thoughts :wink3:

 

 

you'll know if you already have Berrymanitis if mind is clouded by (usually perverted) thoughts about Guy Berryman.

 

if you have the following symptoms, please go see the only professional that can help you, the bassist named Guy Berryman at his office/s The Bakery/The Beehive.

 

 

:dead:

OMG, I'm sick!!:cry:

 

Only in London?? There isn't any way? There isn't other office???:guy:

And the people who live far?

I've been diagnosed with Berrymanitis! :laugh3:

hey. long time no talk :hug: my break is over. but my break was great. did a lot of crazy things :sneaky:. now, i'm back in school.

I've been diagnosed with Berrymanitis! :laugh3:

:laugh3:

hey. long time no talk :hug: my break is over. but my break was great. did a lot of crazy things :sneaky:. now, i'm back in school.

 

Yeah really long time!

Your break is over?? How long was it??Hehe crazy things :sneaky:

(Mine starts tomorrow to he 11th) :dance:

the Lips love reminds of these lines from FFerdinand's song:

 

oh, kiss me

lick your cigarette, then kiss me

:wink3::wink3:

 

yesss:sneaky:

 

:laugh3::laugh3: What are they, Carmen? They would help for better understanding the effect of Guy to many. :rolleyes::laugh3::laugh3:

 

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:lol::wink3:

 

 

 

So all together we have :

Berrymanitis:. a disorder caused by Guy Berryman's hotness.

 

most symptoms are observable at the sight of the person causing the sickness, Guy. They include:

1. Fainting

2. Drooling

3. From giggling to shrieking (levels vary)

4. Falling off chairs

Plus

5. Fast pulse

6. Sweating

7. Dizziness

8. Being addicted to this page

9. heart palpitations

10. psychological lapses

11 Daydreaming

12. Pervy thoughts :wink3:

 

 

you'll know if you already have Berrymanitis if mind is clouded by (usually perverted) thoughts about Guy Berryman.

 

if you have the following symptoms, please go see the only professional that can help you, the bassist named Guy Berryman at his office/s The Bakery/The Beehive.

 

 

 

And don't forget::rolleyes:

 

- visions

- to confuse reality with fantasy and viceversa

- screaming: MARRY ME!!! to pics of Guy Berryman:laugh3::laugh3:

Oh my god...but I think it's a chronic disease...you can't avoid it once you get it...

And don't forget::rolleyes:

 

- visions

- to confuse reality with fantasy and viceversa

- screaming: MARRY ME!!! to pics of Guy Berryman:laugh3::laugh3:

 

:laugh3::laugh3: i love this. :p

we can mail, for those who live far away:lol::kiss:

 

Email???:\

But I want more...:wink3:

 

Everybody wants more!

 

:guy:

 

if you have the following symptoms, please go see the only professional that can help you, the bassist named Guy Berryman at his office/s The Bakery/The Beehive.

 

OMG: What Were You Thinking?! when patients go to a doctor's office, doctors will usually do a checkup on them. If Dr.B have you lie down on his 'patient's bed' and unbutton your shirt or lift your shirt as his hand will snake in your shirt and check your heart beat or lungs or God know what else, you might as well collapse instead. Get another doctor, PLEASE.

:lol::wink3:

 

 

 

So all together we have :

Berrymanitis:. a disorder caused by Guy Berryman's hotness.

 

most symptoms are observable at the sight of the person causing the sickness, Guy. They include:

1. Fainting

2. Drooling

3. From giggling to shrieking (levels vary)

4. Falling off chairs

Plus

5. Fast pulse

6. Sweating

7. Dizziness

8. Being addicted to this page

9. heart palpitations

10. psychological lapses

11 Daydreaming

12. Pervy thoughts :wink3:

 

 

you'll know if you already have Berrymanitis if mind is clouded by (usually perverted) thoughts about Guy Berryman.

 

if you have the following symptoms, please go see the only professional that can help you, the bassist named Guy Berryman at his office/s The Bakery/The Beehive.

 

 

:dead:

 

And don't forget::rolleyes:

 

- visions

- to confuse reality with fantasy and viceversa

- screaming: MARRY ME!!! to pics of Guy Berryman:laugh3::laugh3:

 

Oh gawd I need a doctor! :sick:

Well, I need THE doctor, the only one who can make feel better (or worse:sneaky:)

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