April 1, 201016 yr And don't forget::rolleyes: - visions - to confuse reality with fantasy and viceversa - screaming: MARRY ME!!! to pics of Guy Berryman:laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3:ahahah the last one is so true!!! Oh my god...but I think it's a chronic disease...you can't avoid it once you get it... very very true, and there is no cure! OMG: What Were You Thinking?! when patients go to a doctor's office, doctors will usually do a checkup on them. If Dr.B have you lie down on his 'patient's bed' and unbutton your shirt or lift your shirt as his hand will snake in your shirt and check your heart beat or lungs or God know what else, you might as well collapse instead. Get another doctor, PLEASE. :dead:AHHHH!!!!:bomb: Oh gawd I need a doctor! :sick: Well, I need THE doctor, the only one who can make feel better (or worse:sneaky:) I think we all need THE doctor hehe:wink3::lol:
April 1, 201016 yr OMG: What Were You Thinking?! when patients go to a doctor's office, doctors will usually do a checkup on them. If Dr.B have you lie down on his 'patient's bed' and unbutton your shirt or lift your shirt as his hand will snake in your shirt and check your heart beat or lungs or God know what else, you might as well collapse instead. Get another doctor, PLEASE. Nooooo dont you dare get me another doctor! I´m waiting for so long to that exam!:wink3: very very true, and there is no cure! I know! what are we gonna do? We´re are gonna have it for our entire lifes!:cry2: Who the hell cares?:cool:
April 1, 201016 yr I think we all need THE doctor hehe:wink3::lol: Yeah that's true!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
April 1, 201016 yr Nooooo dont you dare get me another doctor! I´m waiting for so long to that exam!:wink3: :wink3:hehehe:sneaky: I know! what are we gonna do? We´re are gonna have it for our entire lifes!:cry2: Who the hell cares?:cool: :wacky: Its actually a freaking privilege that we have to live with it our entire lives!!:lol: :smug:
April 1, 201016 yr Hm...I would have enjoyed a real pic of a shirtless Guy B. for the April's fool prank :wink3:
April 2, 201016 yr OMG: What Were You Thinking?! when patients go to a doctor's office, doctors will usually do a checkup on them. If Dr.B have you lie down on his 'patient's bed' and unbutton your shirt or lift your shirt as his hand will snake in your shirt and check your heart beat or lungs or God know what else, you might as well collapse instead. Get another doctor, PLEASE. The Doctor B. is perfect for our illness....:wink3::sneaky: i hope this pics help you to get better :kiss::)
April 2, 201016 yr Hey did you hear. Guy's signed on the be the new Calvin Klein underwear model ! OH MY :wacky: I really wish he was the Calvin Klein underwear model, I can just imagine :mellow: Hm...I would have enjoyed a real pic of a shirtless Guy B. for the April's fool prank :wink3: :wink3:hehe yes!
April 2, 201016 yr I do have Berrymanitis and was told that there is no posible treatment. Thanks God!!!
April 2, 201016 yr Hey did you hear. Guy's signed on the be the new Calvin Klein underwear model ! I kinda blushed when I saw this..
April 2, 201016 yr HAHA, I'm in the photos!!! I took the last two pics!!!:) OMG, I miss this moment!!!!!!!:bigcry:
April 2, 201016 yr Hey did you hear. Guy's signed on the be the new Calvin Klein underwear model ! Hmmmm...I'm thinking a little more muscle ;) hehe Hm...I would have enjoyed a real pic of a shirtless Guy B. for the April's fool prank :wink3: I think I would've forgotten that it was April Fool's Day if that were the case :laugh3::sneaky:
April 3, 201016 yr Hey did you hear. Guy's signed on the be the new Calvin Klein underwear model ! :clap:
April 3, 201016 yr ^ :shocked2: :bomb: :dead: That would have been me if that rumour/prank were true... Oh, if only life was so kind that Guy Berryman really had signed on to be the latest underwear model :sneaky: :wink3: That would make a lot of Berrygirl's days, if not years :laugh3: Anyone want to start a campaign: Guy for Calvin Klein Underwear? :lol: Oh well, I can dream :D
April 3, 201016 yr ^ :shocked2: :bomb: :dead: That would have been me if that rumour/prank were true... Oh, if only life was so kind that Guy Berryman really had signed on to be the latest underwear model :sneaky: :wink3: That would make a lot of Berrygirl's days, if not years :laugh3: Anyone want to start a campaign: Guy for Calvin Klein Underwear? :lol: Oh well, I can dream :D :lol:It would definitely make my day:sneaky: especially if there were A LOT of pictures:wink3:
April 3, 201016 yr :lol::wink3: So all together we have : Berrymanitis:. a disorder caused by Guy Berryman's hotness. most symptoms are observable at the sight of the person causing the sickness, Guy. They include: 1. Fainting 2. Drooling 3. From giggling to shrieking (levels vary) 4. Falling off chairs Plus 5. Fast pulse 6. Sweating 7. Dizziness 8. Being addicted to this page 9. heart palpitations 10. psychological lapses 11 Daydreaming 12. Pervy thoughts :wink3: you'll know if you already have Berrymanitis if mind is clouded by (usually perverted) thoughts about Guy Berryman. if you have the following symptoms, please go see the only professional that can help you, the bassist named Guy Berryman at his office/s The Bakery/The Beehive. :dead: ^OK, I have every single symptom... is that necessarily a bad thing :laugh3:?! drooling, shrieking, falling off chairs, fast pulse, sweating, addiction to this page and basically every symptom on there is a major problem with me at the moment :shocked2: at least it happens when no-ones around :laugh3: So can I get Dr. Berryman to come see me... :wink3: :lol: And don't forget::rolleyes: - visions - to confuse reality with fantasy and viceversa - screaming: MARRY ME!!! to pics of Guy Berryman:laugh3::laugh3: ^OMG, this is ME :o :P OMG: What Were You Thinking?! when patients go to a doctor's office, doctors will usually do a checkup on them. If Dr.B have you lie down on his 'patient's bed' and unbutton your shirt or lift your shirt as his hand will snake in your shirt and check your heart beat or lungs or God know what else, you might as well collapse instead. Get another doctor, PLEASE. :bomb::sweatdrop::dead: Oh no, don't make this any worse, hyper-ventilating enough as it is :lol: Oh gawd I need a doctor! :sick: Well, I need THE doctor, the only one who can make feel better (or worse:sneaky:) ^THIS :laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3:ahahah the last one is so true!!! very very true, and there is no cure! :dead:AHHHH!!!!:bomb: I think we all need THE doctor hehe:wink3::lol: I NEED THE DOCTOR :lol: Nooooo dont you dare get me another doctor! I´m waiting for so long to that exam!:wink3: I know! what are we gonna do? We´re are gonna have it for our entire lifes!:cry2: Who the hell cares?:cool: ^This, my quality of life has improved since I developed Berrymanitis :D I do have Berrymanitis and was told that there is no posible treatment. Thanks God!!! I do thank God every day for letting me get Berrymanitis and not finding a cure for it - it was very kind of him to allow me to discover the hottest guy/'doctor' :laugh3: in the history of humankind :D EDIT: Sorry for bringing this all back up again, and for the essay :laugh3:, but I missed it and wanted to take part :laugh3: I'm sure the other Berrygirls won't mind... :wink3:
April 3, 201016 yr ^OK, I have every single symptom... is that necessarily a bad thing :laugh3:?! drooling, shrieking, falling off chairs, fast pulse, sweating, addiction to this page and basically every symptom on there is a major problem with me at the moment :shocked2: at least it happens when no-ones around :laugh3: So can I get Dr. Berryman to come see me... :wink3: :lol: :bomb::sweatdrop::dead: Oh no, don't make this any worse, hyper-ventilating enough as it is :lol: This, my quality of life has improved since I developed Berrymanitis :D :wideeyed: Imagine Guy being an actual doctor!!! :wink3: I swear when I saw the CK underwear model picture I couldn't breathe!!!! :lol:agreed!!! Berrymanitis :heart:
April 3, 201016 yr Yeah, almost fainting because of shortage of breath is common amongst Berrygirls I think :laugh3: The underwear picture especially... :bomb: But Berrymanitis ftw :D and no cure needed :lol:
April 3, 201016 yr and the Moods of Norway boxer picture :bomb::dead: edit::lol: I love the tags for this thread 'berryman, piccies, post, sexy'
April 3, 201016 yr OOOOHHH yes I have the moods piccie: that one makes me die lots - the combo of his perfection, his boxers showing and the fact he has his gorgeous smile turned on at approx. 3 trillion megawatts has me on the floor needing oxygen :laugh3: that is one of my favourites :D
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