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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

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Alright, i'm sorry. But this show is ADDICTIVE!! They show it on Much Music every Sunday and repeat it three times throughout the week and i watch it every time!! Even if i've seen the episode already!!!

 

Anyhoo, what do you all think of this program? Some of the things Jessica says is pretty stupid but it's hilarious at the same time.

 

Oh, and I don't think Nick is attractive at all, but he's so hilarious on this show and i love him! LOL! The look he flashes jessica when she says something stupid is hilarious!! hahahaahahah

 

Anyone? :)

I know exactly what you mean! :stunned: It's the same with that carmen electra and dave navaro show :stunned: :stunned:

 

And Jessicas stupidity is just hilarious! :lol: :rolleyes:

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I haven't seen the Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro show! :stunned: I have a feeling Much Music will pick that up soon.

 

I thought it was funny when Nick was trying to convince Jessica to let him go to the playboy mansion and he's like, "not everything about the playboy mansion has to do with sex"..and she just started laughing. :lol:

:lol: :lol: yeah! Or the camping trip that was just classic! Jessica with her gucci and prada on a camping trip :rolleyes: :dozey: :lol:

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HAhahah! the camping trip was hilarious! when there was a bee on her and she started shrieking "get it off!" and they're like "what?"..hahahaha...

 

and nick when he saw those two hikers and he was like, "I guess we saw our first bear"..and Jessica was like, "NICK!"...

 

and on the way down she fell and he just jumped over her. Man..funny moments.

:lol: :lol: I totally forgot the bee part!! :lol: :stunned: :lol:

 

I was watching the one where Nick got all the game machines today. And he was telling Jessica how he got that carnival king game, where you shoot ducks and stuff, for her.....hmmmm....suspicious :lol: :lol: :sneaky:

I'd want to shoot her too if I lived with her :stunned: :rolleyes: :dozey:

i love newlyweeds

 

its the only mtv show i got my mum to watch

its hilarous!!!

 

and jessica and nick not only are having "Nick & Jessica's Variety Show" but jessica is staring on her sitcom, where she plays "Jessica Sampson", a dumb reporter, hehehe

This show is my guilty pleasure :sneaky: She's so stupid though! :lol:

haha! jess! you took the words right out of my mouth :P

 

I was just about to say that this show is a guilty pleasure... ;)

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It definitely is a guilty pleasure. :D

Yah, the show is bad, but I watch it if I see it on Much.

 

I havent seen the carmen electra and dave navaro show either.

haha! jess! you took the words right out of my mouth :P

 

I was just about to say that this show is a guilty pleasure... ;)

 

:D

I saw the funniest one last night! :stunned: :lol: :lol: her and nick did a cover of take my breath away! She said some classic lines! "do you know when you sneeze? Does your heart stop?" :stunned: :lol: :lol: oh and "these shoes are making my feet wet....maybe I should wear knapkins on my feet!" :idea2: :dozey:

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hahahaha!! Napkins on her feet!! what a stupid girl! LOL!!

 

Man....that crazy crazy girl. :stunned:

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The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour - Who thinks this is the most stupid attempt at a tv show ever? Who do they think they are, Sonny and Cher?

 

This show is crap.

Their variety show is on right now, and guess who's NOT watching it? :P

Yah, iam watching it, just to see how bad it is.. the muppets are on now. When did Jessica's breasts get so big?

Its fun to watch how unblievably stupid Jessica Simpson is and how Nick can't stand her.

You mean Boobsica? I think they always looked like that :stunned:

Geez. Who thought up this show ? Its retched.

not really. Nick dressed up in a dog suit.... Jessica's percing voice, Jessica singing with Jewel and Kenny Rogers, the Nick la-Shave, stupid attempts at humour...etc

 

Nope, nothing at all.

Yah and Jessica was Dolly Parton singing with him...riiiiiiight.

Well she's got enough boob for the part anyway :rolleyes:

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