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hehe my pa is glaswegian so i got ze exposure :cool3: i cannot for the life of me understand my cousins though haha :stunned: just like rab c nesbitt :dizzy:

haha do you often come out with crazy stuff? :P

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Ah me sees :idea2: My friends daideo is from some Scottish place and his accent is soooooo strong. I always dread ringing her house phone because I have to do that nervous "yeah....hahaha" to everything he says :rolleyes: :lol: :stunned:

rab c nesbitt? was he a famous rabbi in Prague? :idea2:

 

Well, I go out with crazy stuff so I guess you could say I come out with crazy stuff :idea2: :D

hahaha aaaw bless you :P i do that sometimes with people i'm like 'yeah...uh huh....yep' :stunned: and i always feel really bad! and yes, that's the one, the famous rabbi :lol: not a glaswegian punter who doesn't wash and wears a string vest :rolleyes: :stunned:

Well, I go out with crazy stuff so I guess you could say I come out with crazy stuff

:lol: aaaw, crazy stuff makes life fun, pparently when i'm drunk my friends don't understand me cos they say i kinda speak my own language haha :stunned:

I think the glaswegian punter who doesn't wash and wears a string vest (if his name is Paedrog) is so sexy on Fridays! :wink3: They should make the vests fashionable again! They have the ability to stop traffic :whip:

 

Ah snap bang boom shroov! I have a "manguage" too when I'm drunk! That is where all the craziness usually originates and that's the only reason for drinking! :P

OMG i just had to chase the BIGGEST SPIDER EVER in my room and throw it out the window :bigcry: this thing could've eaten my dog it was sooooo huge! :stunned:

:stunned: Its a good thing its out the window eating stray dogs then.

:stunned:

 

took me 10 minutes to catch it! and it made this clicking noise when it moved :sick:

Aiieeee *Girly squeek*

 

About a week ago I rolled over on a big spider in my sleep and I woke up with crushed spider on my back. Sweet dreams Ali :kiss:

why do you hate me so? :shifty:

I was just sharing :mellow:

oh you do hate me, you used the evil smiley :bigcry: :dozey:

 

 

but eeew, i'm not even scared of spiders, but this one was a mutant i swear

aaaw, crazy stuff makes life fun, pparently when i'm drunk my friends don't understand me cos they say i kinda speak my own language haha

Borrachita :dozey: :kiss:

OMG i just had to chase the BIGGEST SPIDER EVER in my room and throw it out the window this thing could've eaten my dog it was sooooo huge!

whoa, how big? :stunned:

my glass wasn't big enough to cover the circumference of its legs :sick:

Ali!!!!!!!!!!!!..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...we love you :mellow:

 

:kiss:

my glass wasn't big enough to cover the circumference of its legs

Holy shat :o

...we love you

:shifty: haters :dozey:

 

Holy shat

i know! :stunned: *click click click * eeergh, but now tis out there somewhere....

haters

neva! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

i know! *click click click * eeergh, but now tis out there somewhere....

You didn't kill it? :stunned:

You didn't kill it?

nope, i never do, i don't want squished spider all over my carpet! :stunned: i put a glass over it, slid card under it and BAM out it goes into the darkness of the night :stunned:

 

I dont like spiders...

sensible girl!

nope, i never do, i don't want squished spider all over my carpet! i put a glass over it, slid card under it and BAM out it goes into the darkness of the night

:lol:

Go alichita! :kiss:

Awww ali! Smileys cant represent the love I feel!

 

Or the hate :mellow:

:shifty:

 

you and Ren have been conspiring haven't you? :dozey:

neva :angel:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Conspa- con- con- conspe- :cry:

 

I know nothing! :cool:

*has heart attack*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

see what ya did? now i have to haunt you both :dozey: this is the problem with conspiracies! :angry:

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