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I know, it's a really big shame. Just look at those fishies.....they didn't ask to be crispy, neither did the popadoms :(

 

Lamb chops play along, make up your own words to this song la la ala laaaa

I've always had great respect for people who wear socks on their hands.....I don't know why :thinking:

 

Oh pickles.... :sick12o4uu5y11teen:

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bobbles on the head!!!! SHmellosrinosiss!! :stunned:

Do the great quackers! And you? :D

Remember to clean the wall and send me some so I can stick it to my wall :stunned: :lol: :idea2:

Raving to fix you? I'd imagine that would be very difficult to do :lol:

 

Well I've just been doing exams really, oh and by the way, I'm pregnant :/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOT!!!!! :stunned: :lol: :stunned:

:stunned: God Fiona you nearly killed me then lol :lol:

 

And yes you may have part of my brain as i am a ledgend :blush: ...and boo to exams lol

and raving to fix you is quite easy...all you need to do is wear nothing but glow sticks and your off

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:lol: :lol: I knew that'd get a reaction :lol:

Fo shizzle! Yeah there a paint in the testicles of wild hoover pods! :rolleyes: But they're nearly over and then it's time for interpol and coldplay!!!!! :cool:

How have you been???

Kirrrst! :cool:

 

Im pregnant :stunned:

Oh Reilly! I told you to stop humping the panda! :stunned:

In nature, I just love what I cant have :cry:

Then stick to the doc leaves and caterpillars or rather stick them to you.... :idea2: :dozey:

Im running severely low on mud :(

 

Plenty of water but not enough soil :uhoh:

make some homemade fertiliser, Martha Stewart style. Firstly you'll need half an egg, fried onions, a golly bar and plenty of coco powder. Now plant this mixture in a concrete shell and milk it daily. It should be muddy in 2 days time :idea2:

I'd marry her sandles if I could :cry:

Two days?! I need to have mud by the crack of dawn! What else am I going to carve my indian predictions on? :/

 

I wouldn't marry her sandles. Ive heard rumours. :rolleyes:

 

Well to be fair, only rumous about the left one. Its unfair when 2 people take the blame for one's misgivings. :cry:

How have you been???

 

Iv been good, doing exams ect booooring :rolleyes:

 

 

Hello preggers/reilly :blush: Whens it due and whos the mother?

:/ Then I'm sorry, but your going to have to spray your indian predictions on the back of a dirty van. I apologise for any inconvenience this may cause. We will resume normal functioning once the Gasacious monologues are re-written without spaces.

 

I haven't heard any rumours about her sandles, but I did hear that her ears smelled of parsnips :sick:

 

That is indeed unfair. I wonder if misgiving and thanksgiving are cousins...

Dont forget to shake the spray twice, not three times, then the can explodes, and the dirty van will be clean, and we all know what that leads to... :/

 

My baby?! I was kidding of course :wacko:

 

:P

What if you do a forth shake really quickly? Can you escape the explosion that way and gain the powers of diverting traffic? That's been my dream since I was a gamete :stunned: :D

 

Gah good luck Kirst with exams. We're all in the same small boat and my side is going under :rolleyes: :lol:

Dont be silly! Shaking it forth... oh! FORTH! Haha what was I thinking! :D Yes thats fine you just need to get your excuse past customs, which is risky business as they have recently employed 50 old guys with flashlights. :sick:

:lol: yeah i know that feeling...i think i failed my music one :cry: if i did no more college pour moi :(

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That was too funny Reilly Minogue! :lol:

Ok I have an excuse. How's this for size: I was rushing to give birth to my water melon when all of a sudden, out of nowhere comes this gigantic octopus with a ham sandwhich, now I'm extremely allergic to ham juice so I used the can to protect my water melon and ended up here :idea2:

 

Awww bobbles, I'm sure you've done better than expected :) that's usually the way

Fiii you need a few things, thats quite a common excuse these days so dont forget:

 

1) Authentic looking birth certificate for the melon. Make sure the ink isnt blotchy AT ALL, remember, the old guys have flashlights, ok?! :thinking:

2) Proof of your allergic reaction to da juice (Its street-name) all you have to do is rub some in a gash or wound and start kicking and squeeling. :thinking: and dont forget they have flashlights

3) A scientific demonstration that hamjuice would not be soaked up by the bread of the sandwich. The good news is that the flashlights dont come into play, the bad news being if the demonstration fails, you take part in a witch burning process :/

4) Bring spare lightbulbs :thinking:

 

You'll be fine :nice:

 

Kirst you'll also be fine :nice: Just enjoy summer! Stupid exams. It wouldnt be the end of the world.

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