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Hey Ari :kiss:

 

Thanks for that list Reilly. That could have been a sticky situation! Well firstly, I wouldn't need a birth cert for melony as she won't ever be born (only in our heads), but they don't need to know that :idea2:

I don't know about rule 2 because my skin is extremely elasticified so I don't get gashes only in my inner inner earlobe, so I'll try that :)

Oh and I'm not flammable. I once fell into a fire while chasing a cat....I miss ashy :/ :(

Ah I'll stock up on lightbulbs too. I'll bring my sparon and apron :idea2:

 

Thanks Reilly minogue :nice: You're my hero!

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That's his new name :) He was feeling feminine earlier while he was spinning around and couldn't get it out of his head la la la

Oh and I'm not flammable. I once fell into a fire while chasing a cat....I miss ashy

 

:surprised:

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo not Ashy! :bigcry: in a fire :bigcry: I cant believe it I loved that cat ahhhhhh haaaa noooooooo nooo... I hate it I hate it ahhh haha...hahaha.. no... hahahaha... Ashy... died in a fire... hahaha how ironic! :lol:

 

Hahahaha! Stupid cat :lol:

Can you smell the irony...not sorry that's just ironing. I always burn clothes when I iron....I'm easily distracted....oh look, it's a pink flying mouse with a fridge on its head...... pertyyyyyyyyy :dizzy:

 

stupid cat, stupid cat, what were you doing there?

stupid cat, stupid cat, it's really reillys faultttttt

he wouldn't bring you to the doctor

He went shopping for a helimoplopter

stupid cat stupid cat, your hiding in the bread binnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

:thinking:

Awww bobbles, I'm sure you've done better than expected that's usually the way

 

The only way is up lol*does cheesy 80s club dance* :D

....baby, for you and me nowwwwww

awwww yaz...what an inspiration. I've always wanted to look as masculine as her, but I've always failed as I never wanted to venture into the whole bleached blond hair look :/ :(

Yeah she even has the masculine voice. I've always been suspicious of her :lol: :thinking:

:lol: :lol: "no more I love yous" Yup I'm up to date on my oldies, especially the Lennox legend :wink3: :lol: :lol:

 

It's gone so quiet here recently :dozey: :(

Doopy doopy doop doop doop ahhhhhh

 

:lol:

Doopy doopy doop doop doop ahhhhhh

 

:lol:

 

Well thats what it says in her album cover lol :lol:

Hahaha!

 

Well guys, this place really does get boring most of the time. But why, exams? Holidays?

 

Maybe nobody's noticed the unlikely trend of a lot more stuff happening before and after Christmas... Haha, no wait, thats just too unlikey.

 

Hmmm unlikey... I like it.

I like the word Udder...fasinates me

 

And yeah alot of people are doing exams ect booooring :snore:

Udder is THE word...along with whippersnapper because that just cannot be topped! :cool:

 

Yeah I suppose, but we're doing exams yet we come here... :lol: Oh I'm gonna work in a trout factory! :rolleyes: :dozey:

Hello Kirk How are you ?? :)

Just call me benji then! ;)

Fish heads, fish heads,

rolly poley fish heads,

fish heads, fish heads,

Eat them up YUM :stunned:

I'd love to eat a fish head but its the eye that gets me!

 

Look into a fishes sideward weird looking eye and YOU try and eat it :/

No I gouge them out with my mini soft spoon heater. Then I deep fry them in breadcrumbs duh! What moron eats fish eyes without crumbs!!! :dizzy2:

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