Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

Eh:

"We're happier than pigs in shit, to be honest." -Chris on the band's sudden success

:stunned: :D

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"

Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."

:dozey:

 

Aww, and he got a nice prezzy when he got hom :wink3: :lol:

Interviewer: "Would you like to work with Destiny's Child?"

Will(in a dirty voice): "Oh yeah, we'd REALLY like to work with Destiny's Child."

Interviewer: "That's a bit sleazy."

Will (shyly): "Oh, I'm only joking."

Guy: "Jon wasn't." [Jon bursts out laughing]

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: See Guys quite quick at the puns lol :lol:

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"

Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."

:dozey:

 

Aww, and he got a nice prezzy when he got hom :wink3: :lol:

 

:huh: pressie?

:lol: it doesn`t matter if you don`t get it lol

 

Grace: [to guy] What item(s) do you HAVE to take with you on tour that says "home"?

->Guy replies: 10 t-shirts, 10 pairs of underwaer 2 pairs of jeans 1 pair of trainers, 1 wash bag, 1 video camera, 1 portable speaker system...my essential apple mac laptop, my i-pod...at home is still my fridge...

 

hehe iv just found this one :D

:lol: :lol: where did ya find that? i'm running out of quote sources :stunned:

hehe go on to page 42 on the coldplay forum and look for coldplay transcript from a web chat they did :D

Will: "I think we'd let Jonny throw a TV out a window, but most hotels don't allow you to open the window, so you might be able to squeeze a remote control through there."

 

Chris: "We can be as nasty as the next man."

Will: "I've kicked a McDonald's worker."

 

Will: "I'm not really the famous one. I just sit in the back and hit things."

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry page 46 :rolleyes:

lol cheers! :kiss: :D

no probs

 

"Guy's very obviously the most handsome member of Coldplay. We were once doing a gig and this gay guy came up afterwards, this photographer and just came up to Guy and was like 'more lights on you, more lights on you'. Guy hides, he just hides." Chris

 

;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I love this thread!!

 

Here´s a classic:

 

 

Jonny: "I always forget my pass..."

Woman: "Can I see your credencials, please?"

Jonny: "I don´t have mine. I´m in the band."

Woman: "Oh, I´m sorry."

Jonny: "It´s OK. I´ll show you a picture."

Woman: "Do you have a photo indentity?"

Jonny: "Yes."

 

:lol: :lol:

these are good! :lol:

Will: "I think we'd let Jonny throw a TV out a window, but most hotels don't allow you to open the window, so you might be able to squeeze a remote control through there."

 

Chris: "We can be as nasty as the next man."

Will: "I've kicked a McDonald's worker."

 

Will: "I'm not really the famous one. I just sit in the back and hit things."

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Where are these from?

Interviewer: "What do you miss most when you are on the road?"

Guy: "My Girlfriend. If I don’t say that, I’ll be in deep trouble. Ha ha ha."

:dozey:

 

I could pass my sunday night without that one :dozey:

He only said that because Will and Chris had mentioned their girlfriends though.

 

Saying he misses her just because he'll get into trouble if he doesn't isn't exactly the height of romance! :lol:

:D

 

thanks mom ! you always say nice cheery things :D

:D Anything to please my daughter! :stunned:

 

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

Will: "I think we'd let Jonny throw a TV out a window, but most hotels don't allow you to open the window, so you might be able to squeeze a remote control through there."

 

Chris: "We can be as nasty as the next man."

Will: "I've kicked a McDonald's worker."

 

Will: "I'm not really the famous one. I just sit in the back and hit things."

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Where are these from?

 

lol i dunno! i hav about 9 pages of quotes from the internet (cos i'm sad and pathetic!) but i can't remember where i got them. oh no wait! there is a website. *hunts for address*

http://coldplay.till-morning.net/quotes/index.php?said

 

:D :P

Oh yer i have that site aswell lol duh :rolleyes: *spams head*

Chris : "Ahhh, remember Carlitos?"

Guy: "Of course I remember that geezer. Cool as fuck, man!"

Chris: "Aye, so cool that I was thinking of keeping him to become our roadie."

Guy: "Nah, he was so cool that me and the lads were thinking of keeping him instead of you."

 

:lol: Awww Guy you doozie lol

no probs

 

"Guy's very obviously the most handsome member of Coldplay. We were once doing a gig and this gay guy came up afterwards, this photographer and just came up to Guy and was like 'more lights on you, more lights on you'. Guy hides, he just hides." Chris

 

;)

 

my signature! :lol: :D :P :lol: :D :P

hehehehe